Can you make a pet out of a lawyer?

[DAB]

For some time now, I've had this smooth talking southern lawyer hanging around my posts.

Do they eat people food? How often do you need to feed them to keep them from attacking you while you sleep?

[MrPeabody]

They don't eat much. Just hide your Gin.

Vet bills can be high when they get old, too.

[Ol Timer]

Typically, they self-sedate. No worries. Just don't let 'em smell blood.

[Kevin_73]

They don't eat much. Just hide your Gin.

Vet bills can be high when they get old, too.

:iagree:
And remember that you will most likely have to change his diapers in the later years as well.

[DAB]

:iagree:
And remember that you will most likely have to change his diapers in the later years as well.

power washer!

[Mike Mercury]

http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/429687_288814454521807_212147665521820_686718_565129988_n.jpg

[VatorMan]

Make sure you have a strong leash-they tend to chase anything with a siren.

[DAB]

interesting....so they can speak English? well, that could come in handy later on.

this one has one favorite saying:

"You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks."

i have no idea what that means, but he seems to be quite fond of it. just keeps repeating it, over and over and over..... :faint:

[Mike Mercury]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/your-lawyer-wil-thank-you-meme.jpg

[Aerovette]

interesting....so they can speak English? well, that could come in handy later on.

this one has one favorite saying:

"You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks."

i have no idea what that means, but he seems to be quite fond of it. just keeps repeating it, over and over and over..... :faint:

I always liked..."You can use both sides of the toilet paper...but I wouldn't".

[DAB]

I always liked..."You can use both sides of the toilet paper...but I wouldn't".

Mobius strip toilet paper! :slap:

[Ryan Bell]

http://i.imgur.com/KHTpC2z.gif

[04 commemorative]

I think they also love ripped fish net stockings too .....:willy:

[lspencer534]

I'll draw up the adoption papers. I will be named in your Will, won't I?

[Brett K]

I'll draw up the adoption papers. I will be named in your Will, won't I?

I doubt you would care about money once you discovered you could finally lick your own $&lls:hurray: