I was on a horse being chased...

[lspencer534]

by two lions. Behind me was also an elephant, and next to me was a giraffe. "What will I do???", I asked myself.

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I got my drunk ass off the Merry-Go-Round....

[04 commemorative]

:waiting:

[99 pewtercoupe]

Have you heard anything about your test results yet?

[lspencer534]

Have you heard anything about your test results yet?

Tomorrow. Thanks for asking.

[OldSarge]

Bin thar....................:rofl:

[Kerrmudgeon]

Let us know the results Larry, hopefully it's just worms.....:(



Hey Sarge......me likey! :thumbs:http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/avatars/oldsarge.gif?dateline=1457534497

[99 pewtercoupe]

Let us know the results Larry, hopefully it's just worms.....:(



Hey Sarge......me likey! :thumbs:http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/avatars/oldsarge.gif?dateline=1457534497

Plus one :iagree:

[Loco Vette]

"Got" or "Fell"? :D

[lspencer534]

"Got" or "Fell"? :D

Any landing that you can walk away from....

[xXBUDXx]

A similar thing happened to me the last time I went horseback riding.

At first, the steed was cooperative and obeyed my commands. Gradually, the majestic animal increased in speed until I was uncomfortable and uneasy to say the least. Soon, my deathlike grip began to weaken and I knew that sudden death was inevitable. I closed my eyes hoping that the end was quick and painless, when suddenly...............everything came to a crawl and I dismounted with grace. My only thought was to drop and kiss the earth, thanking God that I was safe.

I also hugged the Walmart greeter that unplugged that damn horse. Those things should have seat belts or "No Riding while drinking" signs. :leaving:

[lspencer534]

A similar thing happened to me the last time I went horseback riding.

At first, the steed was cooperative and obeyed my commands. Gradually, the majestic animal increased in speed until I was uncomfortable and uneasy to say the least. Soon, my deathlike grip began to weaken and I knew that sudden death was inevitable. I closed my eyes hoping that the end was quick and painless, when suddenly...............everything came to a crawl and I dismounted with grace. My only thought was to drop and kiss the earth, thanking God that I was safe.

I also hugged the Walmart greeter that unplugged that damn horse. Those things should have seat belts or "No Riding while drinking" signs. :leaving:

You too??? AMEN!

[xXBUDXx]

You too??? AMEN!

I'm lucky to be alive, but still walk with a slight limp.

[lspencer534]

I'm lucky to be alive, but still walk with a slight limp.

Just change your name to "Ilene". (If you're Asian it can be "Irene".)

[xXBUDXx]

Just change your name to "Ilene". (If you're Asian it can be "Irene".)

You obviously have not met my midget friend, Limp