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8Up
02-25-2016, 4:27pm
So my 13 year old daughter just came home from school with a bouquet of flowers from some boy at school. Im not sure what to think. She is my first girl (the second came along 20 minutes after her) so I dont have any experience with these little 'relationships' they are having. I dont think I bought a girl flowers until I was about 25. I am going to start doing some background checking on this kid. just basic stuff like address and phone number, where he goes to church, what he wants to be when (if) he grows up. I already got his first and last name. Any of you older fathers have any advice? What about some of you ladies? I only had one older sister growing up and I dont remember her dating until she was in highschool. My younger sisters didnt date at all until after I left for the Marines..Not sure why.
Barn Babe
02-25-2016, 4:28pm
Hang on and do your best to enjoy the ride. :lol:
xXBUDXx
02-25-2016, 4:29pm
Remind the boy of your "Crazy cousin Bart" who kills small animals as a hobby, but really wants to branch out into the murder for hire business. :datawiz:
Jobaka
02-25-2016, 4:33pm
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6spdC6
02-25-2016, 4:36pm
So my 13 year old daughter just came home from school with a bouquet of flowers from some boy at school. Im not sure what to think. She is my first girl (the second came along 20 minutes after her) so I dont have any experience with these little 'relationships' they are having. I dont think I bought a girl flowers until I was about 25. I am going to start doing some background checking on this kid. just basic stuff like address and phone number, where he goes to church, what he wants to be when (if) he grows up. I already got his first and last name. Any of you older fathers have any advice? What about some of you ladies? I only had one older sister growing up and I dont remember her dating until she was in highschool. My younger sisters didnt date at all until after I left for the Marines..Not sure why.

You know what they say about kids.

With a boy you only worry about 1 dick, with a girl you worry about every dick!:D
Kerrmudgeon
02-25-2016, 4:36pm
Go up to him and whisper in his ear......"By the way in case you get any ideas.....whatever you do to my daughter, I'm going to do to you." Then smile and walk away. :D
CertInsaneC5
02-25-2016, 4:38pm
You know what they say about kids.

With a boy you only worry about 1 dick, with a girl you worry about every dick!:D

That should be very helpful to him. I can see him running for the gun cabinet now. :Jeff '79:
SteelCityBlue
02-25-2016, 4:43pm
so 8th grade? him as well?
NeedSpeed
02-25-2016, 4:57pm
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Strats-N-Vettes
02-25-2016, 5:09pm
NSFW (profanity)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4pIJtt48g4
MrPeabody
02-25-2016, 5:21pm
Go up to him and whisper in his ear......"By the way in case you get any ideas.....whatever you do to my daughter, I'm going to do to you." Then smile and walk away. :D

Then hope he doesn't bend over and kiss your daughter right on the ass.:lol:
Jobaka
02-25-2016, 5:28pm
Go up to him and whisper in his ear......"By the way in case you get any ideas.....whatever you do to my daughter, I'm going to do to you." Then smile and walk away. :D

Then hope he doesn't bend over and kiss your daughter right on the ass.:lol:




:rofl: :rofl:
Meeko87
02-25-2016, 5:29pm
Go up to him and whisper in his ear......"By the way in case you get any ideas.....whatever you do to my daughter, I'm going to do to you." Then smile and walk away. :D

So I guess he needs to buy the kid flowers.
Blademaker
02-25-2016, 5:31pm
My granddaughter is required to give any beau the following speech.

"MyPapacanputabulletintheblackover200meterswayfromasuppressedAR15
You'llneverheartheshot..."

Try not to piss him off......
Blademaker
02-25-2016, 5:32pm
Go up to him and whisper in his ear......"By the way in case you get any ideas.....whatever you do to my daughter, I'm going to do to you." Then smile and walk away. :D

Hope he doesn't think you're cute......
lspencer534
02-25-2016, 5:56pm
What I did was shoot the first guy who came to the door to pick her up. Word got around....
ApexOversteer
02-25-2016, 6:02pm
Wow, twin teenage girls... I bet a Damascus bomb tech has a quieter, calmer lifestyle...
ApexOversteer
02-25-2016, 6:04pm
Wheres the picture of that one dude, that was like "I'm going to do everything you do with my daughter with you"....
ApexOversteer
02-25-2016, 6:07pm
Found him!

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb164/ApexOversteer/2D8B57C400000578-0-image-a-55_1445222265996.jpg
thefatguy
02-25-2016, 6:28pm
"cleaning this gun", by rodney atkins--
Rodney Atkins "Cleaning this gun" - YouTube
Iron Chef
02-25-2016, 6:37pm
If you raised your daughter to make good choices and be a good judge of character (which I'm sure you have), you have nothing to worry about.
Skia
02-25-2016, 6:55pm
If you raised your daughter to make good choices and be a good judge of character (which I'm sure you have), you have nothing to worry about.
:withstupid: never had an issue with either of mine
8Up
02-25-2016, 7:32pm
You know what they say about kids.



With a boy you only worry about 1 dick, with a girl you worry about every dick!:D


Yeah, THIS makes me feel all better.
8Up
02-25-2016, 7:33pm
so 8th grade? him as well?


Yes, he is a classmate.
Kerrmudgeon
02-25-2016, 7:40pm
Hard to believe this thread has gotten to 25 responses with not one.....Pics of twins? request. :rofl:

I'm losing faith in the level of depravity around here! :toetap:
SteelCityBlue
02-25-2016, 7:48pm
Yes, he is a classmate.

Well, they aren't parking anytime soon.:seasix:
8Up
02-25-2016, 7:49pm
:withstupid: never had an issue with either of mine


I have decided I will trust, until I have a reason not to trust. They are good kids. Honor roll in the academically gifted program at school. I will just keep a fatherly eye on things.

And keep the guns clean.
Truck Guy
02-26-2016, 10:52am
Know the feeling. We have four daughters.

So...

Enjoy the stress... :rofl:
Strats-N-Vettes
02-26-2016, 11:07am
Hard to believe this thread has gotten to 25 responses with not one.....Pics of twins? request. :rofl:

I'm losing faith in the level of depravity around here! :toetap:



No reason to want photos of 13y/o's..... :island14:
Kerrmudgeon
02-26-2016, 11:29am
No reason to want photos of 13y/o's..... :island14:

Geez....that thar is marryin' age where you come from Strats! :rofl:
simpleman68
02-26-2016, 11:31am
If you raised your daughter to make good choices and be a good judge of character (which I'm sure you have), you have nothing to worry about.

Spot on. :yesnod:
My daughter, about the same age as yours, has boys she thinks are "cute" etc and I don't make a big fuss over it although I do pay attention to who they are and what they're about.

I always remind myself that kids will do things their parents won't know about. It's my job to make sure those "things" aren't harmful to her permanently.
The rest they're going to have to learn on their own; and that's the hard part.

Every parent wants to protect their kids from every mistake and life doesn't work that way.

I do know I've seen parents try to step in hard on their teens and that almost always results in pushing them to do it more.
Scott
benny42
02-26-2016, 9:46pm
I have 2 teen daughters. I tell the boys "I have 5 acres, a shovel and an alibi. Be good now, you hear?" They don't know if kidding or not. I'm not.
markids77
02-26-2016, 10:18pm
True story. My sister is 4 years younger than I, and my father met each first date she had for quite awhile with an over and under shotgun broken over his forearm. That stopped only when her now husband walked in and said "Winchester 101? 20 gauge? Sweet!" They have been married 20 plus years now.
Barn Babe
02-27-2016, 9:35am
Yes, he is a classmate.

Is this his first time in the 8th grade?
8Up
03-08-2016, 9:04am
Is this his first time in the 8th grade?

HAAA! Yes. Actually we were discussing him this weekend and I realized I had met the kid, and his father at a Veterans day ceremony they had at their school. The kids dad was the only other Marine in attendance so I talked to him for quite a while. I told her that was worth one point for the boy.
8Up
03-08-2016, 9:33am
Hard to believe this thread has gotten to 25 responses with not one.....Pics of twins? request. :rofl:

I'm losing faith in the level of depravity around here! :toetap:

No reason to want photos of 13y/o's..... :island14:

Here is a slightly older photo. I think they were 12 or so? At least this is how they look to me at 12. The one on the Left is the one with the 'boy friend'.
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m178/dkp7895/ElErClapping%20hands%20happily_zpsygm09el5.jpg