Joke...

[lspencer534]

A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answered the door.

She proclaimed, "I want to join your biker club."

The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she was allowed to join. So the biker asked her, "You have a bike?"

The little old lady said, "Yea, that's my Harley over there," and points to a flamed black Harley chopper parked in the driveway.

The biker asked her, "Do you smoke?"

The little old lady said "Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool."

The biker is impressed and asked, "Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?"

The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "No, I've never been picked up by the fuzz, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."

[Barn Babe]

:lol:

[78SA]

:lol:

[DAB]

did she used to do magic tricks?

[CertInsaneC5]

:rofl:

[99 pewtercoupe]

:lol:

[thefatguy]

oh boy oh boy, i did 25 years as a doorman in bars and clubs
here in honolulu, i got bad jokes and even worse jokes for DAYS...

heres a mild sampling. on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the WORST
i would rate these a 5...



whats the difference between a microwave and a gay man?
your meat wont brown if you stick it in the microwave...

what does it taste like if you go down on a 75 year old lady?
"depends"....

whats the diffference between jam & jelly?
you cant jelly your c*ck up someones a**.......

[OldSarge]

:rofl:

[Maroon97]

:rofl:

[Bill]

oh boy oh boy, i did 25 years as a doorman in bars and clubs
here in honolulu, i got bad jokes and even worse jokes for DAYS...

heres a mild sampling. on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the WORST
i would rate these a 5...



whats the difference between a microwave and a gay man?
your meat wont brown if you stick it in the microwave...

what does it taste like if you go down on a 75 year old lady?
"depends"....

whats the diffference between jam & jelly?
you cant jelly your c*ck up someones a**.......

Welcome to the VB!

[Bill]

:rofl:

....and welcome to you as well!

[mrvette]

Hey, the jolly fat guy.....here you go Mr. Clause.....


When I heard Al Sharpton was a guest preacher at a black church in Richmond, VA, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about. I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why; maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on my head and said :"By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today." I told him I was not paralyzed. Then Jesse Jackson came by and repeated the same thing: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today." Again, I told him there is nothing wrong with me.



After the sermon I stepped outside and sure as hell, my car had been stolen....
:rofl::rofl::cert:

[thefatguy]

heres what i would consider a "7" on the 1-10 scale...

whats the difference between a 300lb white
trailer trash girl and a bowling ball?
you can only fit 3 fingers in the bowling ball at once...

whats the difference between the same
300lb white trailer trash girl & a tennis ball?
if i really REALLY had too, i could make myself
eat the tennis ball...