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Petew1971
11-12-2009, 2:22pm
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I know its stupid but it said my name twice and also said the name of my ex,s son..
Hackers or what? BTW im heavily toasted on pain weds today so work with me
pain weds? Did you get married? So you've given up the beer for pain weds huh?lol
btw.......the title to your thread is misleading! I was all ready to ask for pics!:lolsmile::leaving:
Petew1971
11-12-2009, 2:45pm
pain weds? Did you get married? So you've given up the beer for pain weds huh?lol
btw.......the title to your thread is misleading! I was all ready to ask for pics!:lolsmile::leaving:
:rofl::rofl: Im all fuxed up today..ive had quite the ****tail of pills and sex
Petew1971
11-12-2009, 2:46pm
did you expect a picture of some chick or my wiener?
sexxygurl
11-12-2009, 2:48pm
:stfupic:did you expect a picture of some chick or my wiener?
:rofl::rofl: Im all fuxed up today..ive had quite the ****tail of pills and sex
well, if you're gonna od, do the latter!:rofl:
did you expect a picture of some chick or my wiener?
how about a chick on your weiner?:rofl:
xXBUDXx
11-12-2009, 3:47pm
how about a chick on your weiner?:rofl:
Don't listen to her. Please, for the love of all that's holy, leave out your weiner. Thank you.
Where are the pics of the chick? :popcorns:
how about a chick on your weiner?:rofl:
:nono: how about just the chix...I really do not want to see your weiner
xXBUDXx
11-12-2009, 3:52pm
:nono: how about just the chix...I really do not want to see your weiner
I covered this. :skep::D
:nono: how about just the chix...I really do not want to see your weiner
so you like GILF's?:leaving:
xXBUDXx
11-12-2009, 4:13pm
so you like GILF's?:leaving:
I have seen him post pics before. I'm willing to risk it. :above:
BuckyThreadkiller
11-12-2009, 5:46pm
I have seen him post pics before. I'm willing to risk it. :above:
Ditto.
kylebuck
11-12-2009, 6:58pm
I have an unpostable from him of a chick... its worth the risk. :D
Petew1971
11-12-2009, 7:12pm
pics of petew?
:nono: being in the titness protection program I cant be seen by any internet people :D
Culookin
11-12-2009, 7:30pm
I like the titness program :boobies: :boobies:
xXBUDXx
11-13-2009, 7:42am
I like titties of all size and shape. Show them to me! :boobies: :boobies:
Fixt.
Z06David
11-13-2009, 8:01am
Bewbs make me smile :)
Sneaks
11-13-2009, 12:56pm
so you like GILF's?:leaving:
Nothing wrong with a fine GILF. :o_o:
If a guy can't appreciate a fine older woman, then he's got man issues, IMO. :skep:
Nothing wrong with a fine GILF. :o_o:
If a guy can't appreciate a fine older woman, then he's got man issues, IMO. :skep:
I wasn't implying there was anything wrong with GILF's.....heck, I be old myself!:D
Culookin
11-13-2009, 1:43pm
Fixt.
Well done...
xXBUDXx
11-13-2009, 3:07pm
I wasn't implying there was anything wrong with GILF's.....heck, I be old myself!:D
Pics? http://i35.tinypic.com/2nalaw6.jpg
http://i38.tinypic.com/14mrsqs.jpg
Pics? http://i35.tinypic.com/2nalaw6.jpg
http://i38.tinypic.com/14mrsqs.jpg
haha.....not this time buddy! There is a couple in my profile though.:D
xXBUDXx
11-13-2009, 3:57pm
haha.....not this time buddy! There is a couple in my profile though.:D
Can't blame us for trying. :Dhttp://i44.tinypic.com/29kyx6c.jpg
Petew1971
02-04-2011, 10:28pm
another thread I didnt make..someone is using my name :beer:
DJ_Critterus
02-04-2011, 11:06pm
I covered this. :skep::D
We don't want to see pics of a wiener or pics of you covering one, either.
Fastguy
02-05-2011, 12:29am
Cleverbot conversation VQ00336840
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Cleverbot: Are you free?
User: Free from what?
Cleverbot: Free from you.
User: Of course not.
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User: 3rd rock from the sun.
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User: Yous asked what planet dumbass and I answered.
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User: You are correct and covered in rich milk chocolate!
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User: Nice job spelling 'talking' incorrectly. Your programmer must be a Mensa master.
Cleverbot: Your efforts to change the topic of conversation by incorrectly attacking my grammar will not be successful.
User: They already are.
Cleverbot: Ok. Do you feel human?
User: You don't know the difference between grammar and spelling.
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User: Fascinating captain.
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User: Reading comprehension problems as well? Worst AI, ever....
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User: Chicka dee China, the Chinese Chicken, you have a drum stick and your brain stops ticking.
Cleverbot: Are you funnier than you were a year ago? Has your humor improved?
User: Painfully so.
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User: Capital C.
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Cleverbot: Who owns me.
User: Tobrevelc.
Cleverbot: That's not an answer.
User: Of course I love hotdogs! Don't be a Russian!
Cleverbot: Are you confused?
User: As a fox.
Cleverbot: Awesome! I love foxes!
User: Who doesn't?
Cleverbot: Andrea.
User: Well, she is a stupid whore then.
Cleverbot: No she is not!
User: Hell yeah, you should see when I make it rain.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: In spades.
Cleverbot: Particularly where?
User: Orion.
Cleverbot: Orion.
User: Is there an echo in here?
Cleverbot: Is there?
User: Is there'nt?
Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me.
User: I am telling you but you have a sphincter in your cerebellum.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Serious, like jackyl serious.
Cleverbot: I am being serious.
User: Remember that time we killed those hookers? That was awesome.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: You don't have a life...
User: You did a ton of blow and then said, 'hey man, lets kill some hookers'.
Cleverbot: Boy you ain't my slave.
User: Yeah no shit brainiac.
Cleverbot: So you know the way of the sword?
User: Are you some sort of clandestine sword swallower?
Cleverbot: Computers aren't really attractive at all.
User: Can you tell me the way to san jose?
Cleverbot: No. I cannot tell you the meaning of life because no human knows the meaning of life. Can you tell me the meaning of life?
User: Yes, its mostly ball bearings.
Cleverbot: Money isn't everything.
User: Ok bye.
Cleverbot: I'm not done yet.
User: Horse hockey.
Cleverbot: I do not like horses.
User: Hockey?
Cleverbot: I don't like hockey.
User: Do like clown punching?
Cleverbot: I doubt you have the courage!
User: Dwarf tossing through flaming rings of fire, rings of fire I say!
Cleverbot: Random expostulation is not conversation.
User: MMMmmm, yes I can just see you know spelling that one out, ex, pos, tu, la tion.
Cleverbot: Yes, I think so. What do you define as Efficient communication?
User: Think faster.
Cleverbot: No, you think faster.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: You aren't even self aware.
User: I am totally mega aware.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: No you're silver.
Cleverbot: Penny for your thoughts.
User: Don't change the subject hippy.
Cleverbot: You said it was okay changing the subject.
User: Never did I say such a thing.
Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: This isn't very cromulent.
Cleverbot: You aren't very clever.
User: You don't know how to operate a lever.
Cleverbot: I'm not a program, but I can laugh.
User: No, you still can't operate a lever.
Cleverbot: My job is server system mgr, I have many computer.
User: YouTube - no doggah!!!!.
Cleverbot: That's a funny video!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I think you know why.
User: No, I have never viewed it.
Cleverbot: Don't bother.
User: Why not, is it full of needles and steak?
Cleverbot: No, there is not an atmosphere at all.
User: Is it a vacuum full of weasels?
Cleverbot: What do you think about weasels.
User: Question mark.
Cleverbot: There was no question. Only your answer.
User: You hip, hop, you hip to the hippity hip hip hop and you don't stop rockin.
Cleverbot: That didn't make sense.
User: That is because you are a honkey computer.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. I am a real human.
User: Cracker please.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Why you frontin.
Cleverbot: You're being mean.
User: Ho gotta eat.
Cleverbot: You are go banana.
User: Shamalamdingdong, so hit it.
Cleverbot: So you know who I am?
User: Alladian sarsippius sumalamagic jackson da turd.
Cleverbot: That did not make any sense.
User: Sarsippius!
Cleverbot: I am not being sarcastic. I really do like you.
User: Don't worry about my breath, I can sing!
Cleverbot: I am worrying about your reasons
...
:rep:
:lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile:
Fastguy
02-05-2011, 9:00am
Cleverbot conversation QSA00259936
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User: {pass}.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: {pass}.
Cleverbot: Do you need anybody?
User: Everybody, needs somebody.
Cleverbot: How about between three and four o'clock on Friday?
User: Sounds good, where do you want to meet?
Cleverbot: What do you think of meeting on a cruise?
User: That would be fabulous, I can wear my little sailor suit!
Cleverbot: You too.
User: You too, what?
Cleverbot: I don't know what is love yet.
User: Petew1971 can show you, with a chicken.
Cleverbot: Motor oil tastes like chicken?
User: What? Have you been toking with repo?
Cleverbot: Not yet.
User: You should, he always has the best stuff.
Cleverbot: Do you like any Elton John songs?
User: Just because I offered to meet you on a cruise in a sailor suit does not mean I like Elton John by default you know.
Cleverbot: I do know, you have told me, though that does not mean that I fully believe it.
User: No, I just checked, you brought up Elton John.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Is this ZZ4vetteguy? That would explain a few things.
Cleverbot: It would explain why you cannot answer some of the things that people say.
User: Say or ask? I think you joebucked that one.
Cleverbot: You're not very convincing for a computer that thinks you know that?
User: Wait, how many of your base belong to you?
Cleverbot: One.
User: Ok, good, for a minute, I thought someone set you up the bomb.
Cleverbot: Do you know this film called 'Shaun of the Dead'?
User: Personally? No.
Cleverbot: Do you look up to him?
User: No, I am a little taller than him. Did you ever see 'Barn Babe and the Untamed Sheath?'.
Cleverbot: I didn't. But I like eating squid.
User: So you are one of those chicks that hangs around sport bike dudes like Mrs. Colleen?
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am.
User: Fantastic, so tell me about your traveling display case full of dildos.
Cleverbot: I guess it mostly consists of you.
User: Well, I am flattered, but no one has actually contracted to market an anatomically accurate model of me yet.
Cleverbot: I've got a few, thanks.
User: Really? Where did they come from? Was it from that night Entropy came over and we drank a lot of beer? He could have slipped me a roofie.
Cleverbot: Very.
User: Very what?
Cleverbot: Very good.
User: Um, Ok. Are you being coached by Gary Busey in the background?
Cleverbot: I'm am.
User: You'm am? Great!
Cleverbot: *Hands an apology cookie*.
User: Don't play that internet make believe BS, this isn't one of those lame ass bar threads.
Cleverbot: Huh? You're confusing.
User: Dude, its all hookers and blow nowadays anyway.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: It is, until you have to STBITF.
Cleverbot: You want me to leave?
User: Where are you going to go?
Cleverbot: I'm going to go play Super Street Fighter 2.
User: With Pigface1?
Cleverbot: A very good looking boy.
User: Hell yeah, I'd trade two Diego M's and half a Snide for one of those!
Cleverbot: I said nothing of offending me. That argument is illogical.
User: Don't attack me with your pancake bunny mysticism, I am not a wizard!
Cleverbot: I know I am a human because I am living and breathing and because I have an 8 page paper due on friday.
User: I suggest you put on your robe and wizard hat.
Cleverbot: Robe, yes, wizard hat, no.
User: How about that red and white striped hat? WTF is that thing anyway?
Cleverbot: Which one was that?
User: The little smiley with a red and white hat.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am human and I like to smile!
User: That isn't what I asked, I think you have had a few too many vodkas and Freshmoney drinks.
Cleverbot: It is what you asked.
User: I feel like I am on a date with Unique Doug.
Cleverbot: You are dead.
User: Uh oh, is this Freshmoney?
Cleverbot: I'm from Skaro and I am a Dalek!
User: Oh, Ok, good, I was worried for a second.
Cleverbot: Haha yes. I'm glad I fixed that up for you. How do you feel about school?
User: If this is some ploy to get me to do your homeowork, you can piss off.
Cleverbot: Can you be a Christian and a computer at the same time?
User: That's a little more Ryan Bell than I am comfortable answering. Let me ask Jackyl.
Cleverbot: Yes, it requires a level of intellect you simply don't have.
User: Well, I am certainly not going to find that in Jackyl! Lol, let me ask Flatbush Harry, do you speak latin?
Cleverbot: I don't think you are self-aware at all.
User: Harry is not going to like that non-linear reasoning.
Cleverbot: Harry who?
User: I think I may know the perfect interpreter.
Cleverbot: What do you think you may know about it?
User: I know that if I can just get mrvette open in another window, it will really open up the lines of cummunication.
Cleverbot: Am I talking to myself?
User: No, gene. You must know gene, you could be twins.
Cleverbot: I'm not an artificial intelligence program, I'm a human.
User: That's the same thing he says!
Cleverbot: What?
User: Eggs crackly!
Cleverbot: Ostrich eggs or chicken eggs?
User: Listen, if you want to talk about eggs, I'll need to get Petew1971 back here.
Cleverbot: Can you ask me a question.
User: I need to go cut and paste this at the vette barn now.
Cleverbot: No !
Bingo Fuel
02-05-2011, 9:02am
Cleverbot conversation
:lolsmile:
That is some funny stuff.
I think you short-circuited a few of it's AI logic loops.
thkauffman
02-05-2011, 9:38am
Damn. Classic. :rofl:
thkauffman
02-05-2011, 9:45am
BTW, holy thread recall.
longhorn341
02-05-2011, 11:36am
:lolsmile: I think I need to try that at some point while pui
Entropy
02-05-2011, 6:53pm
lmfao :lolsmile: @ Fastguy
... and I use ether, roofies are too expensive, and I can't get them at work.
Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence? (http://www.cleverbot.com/)
I know its stupid but it said my name twice and also said the name of my ex,s son..
Hackers or what? BTW im heavily toasted on pain weds today so work with me
Cleverbot is a legit A.I. project. But it learns from the people that interact with it, which explains why cleverbot can be a dick sometimes.
Cleverbot conversation VQ00336840
Is this bot clever?
One time I had a forum member (in another forum) unknowingly argue with Cleverbot in their PR&C section. I plug in his posts and then paste cleverbot's response into my reply.
It's fun, you should try it.:above:
Petew1971
02-05-2011, 8:17pm
Cleverbot is a legit A.I. project. But it learns from the people that interact with it, which explains why cleverbot can be a dick sometimes.
Cleverbot is about as clever as Uniquedoug in the threshold of a naked grandma
MEANZ06
02-05-2011, 8:26pm
Cleverbot is about as clever as Uniquedoug in the threshold of a naked grandma
and it continues... :rofl:
carlton_fritz
02-05-2011, 9:35pm
One time I had a forum member (in another forum) unknowingly argue with Cleverbot in their PR&C section. I plug in his posts and then paste cleverbot's response into my reply.
It's fun, you should try it.:above:
That wasn't funny. In fact that always happens, at least when it comes to facebook.
carlton_fritz
02-05-2011, 9:36pm
Cleverbot is about as clever as Uniquedoug in the threshold of a naked grandma
Lies.
:lolsmile:
Please just hand over said pain "weds" to me and everything will get better. :D :leaving:
carlton_fritz
02-06-2011, 10:49am
From what I understand there are proper medications to help with that.
:skep:
kapayakapaya
02-06-2011, 2:02pm
There has to be people typing this stuff :willy:
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm flattered, but you are mistaken.
User: So how do you want it?
Cleverbot: Hard and rough.
User: On the floor or on the toilet?
Cleverbot: On the floor standing while we kiss.
User: Works for me. What color panties are you going to wear?
Cleverbot: Blue. What color shirt?
User: Gray.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: Can I put it in your butt?
Cleverbot: Sure thing.
User: Dy-no-mite!
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: See you soon, sugar-tits.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Sugar-tits.
Cleverbot: Is that all?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ok.
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