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lspencer534
02-07-2016, 8:45pm
All I had to do was to use 4-2 x 6 x 14 PTP to cover a concrete drain on the patio. After 40 years the old wood had rotted. Yesterday I went to Lowe's to buy the 2 x 6's, plus a 2 X 4 x 8 for some cross braces. Well, Lowe's doesn't sell 14' 2 x 6's, only 12' and 16'. "Can I get a discount 'cause y'all don't have the right size?". Blank stare...which I accept as a "no".

I bought 4-2 x 6 x 16 PTP boards, which strained my truck's carrying length, but I made it home. I laid them on my saw horses and got ready to work. Durng that 30 minute trip home, the boards had decided to warp side-to-side: They now had a 3/4" gap between them. Plus one board changed its cup pattern 180 degrees from one end to the other. And, as expected, one board decided to curl up on one end by an inch. WTF??? How does wood do that?

I cured the warp by using wood clamps and 3" screws in the 2 x 4 cross braces. Will they hold? God only knows.

It's now screwed together and ready to install. Will it fit? Only God knows. Will it last? Only the same person knows. My wood ain't what it used to be. BTW, a 2 x 6 x 16 PTP nows costs $11, and an 8' 2 x 4 costs $4. This may be the last wood I have.

ApexOversteer
02-07-2016, 8:56pm
Could be worse. Most guys don't get to say goodbye to their wood, the last just quietly goes one day...

69camfrk
02-07-2016, 9:18pm
Jeeebus...you people!:lol:

Barn Babe
02-07-2016, 9:31pm
Jeeebus...you people!:lol:

Almost as troubling as the menfolk who click on a thread about Spence's wood. :leaving:

:D

DAB
02-07-2016, 9:33pm
Keep your wood out of my shop. I have good wood. :DAB:

Barn Babe
02-07-2016, 9:34pm
Keep your wood out of my shop. I have good wood. :DAB:

Pics or it ain't true.

69camfrk
02-07-2016, 9:35pm
Almost as troubling as the menfolk who click on a thread about Spence's wood. :leaving:

:D

And you are participating.....:D

Barn Babe
02-07-2016, 9:37pm
And you are participating.....:D

I'm always down for a good wood thread. :yesnod:

04 commemorative
02-07-2016, 9:40pm
I can hammer nails with my wood.....:smash:

DAB
02-07-2016, 9:40pm
Pics or it ain't true.

Round?

ApexOversteer
02-07-2016, 9:41pm
Almost as troubling as the menfolk who click on a thread about Spence's wood. :leaving:

:D

I was way more concerned clicking on Monte's "how I spend my Saturday and Sunday Morning"... knowing how I spend mine... :D

Barn Babe
02-07-2016, 9:42pm
I was way more concerned clicking on Monte's "how I spend my Saturday and Sunday Morning"... knowing how I spend mine... :D

:lol::seasix:

99 pewtercoupe
02-07-2016, 9:43pm
We all know what happens to wood in Doug's shop
It usually involves saws, planers, rasps, etc
Ouch, ouch and double ouch

Kerrmudgeon
02-08-2016, 2:24am
Did you check for warpage when you picked them out? Seems strange to warp on the way home. :confused:

If screws sucked it back in, it should stay that way. Especially after it gets wet a few times. Nothing like getting your wood wet, right BB? :D