A man is Charged with Necrophilia

[VITE1]

And the Judge says I haven't seen such a disgusting xcase in my 30 years on the bench. Gave you give me one good reason why I should not put you away for life?

The man relies: I can give you three.
It's none of your business
She's my wife
And I didn't know she was dead since she always acts that way.

[Mike Mercury]

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[lspencer534]

Necrophilia: The urge to crack open a cold one....

[69camfrk]

Necrophilia: The urge to crack open a cold one....

Only you Spence....only you!!:rofl:

[VITE1]

Only you Spence....only you!!:rofl:

:iagree::lol:

[Iron Chef]

Only you Spence....only you!!:rofl:

And he passed the Bar too. :sheep:

[VITE1]

And he passed the Bar too. :sheep:

He only passed a bar once. The rest of the time he's goes right in.

[lspencer534]

He only passed a bar once. The rest of the time he's goes right in.

Good one! :rofl:

[CertInsaneC5]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[island14]

Oh, Noooooo..... :rofl:

[Milton Fox]

Dont judge me dude - after all she is your wife! :dance:

[BADRACR1]

Sooo, he wasn't the only one gettin' a little stiff...:shots: