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69camfrk
01-24-2016, 12:11pm
Or do we even have to ask the question.....

Nearly $50,000 In Bull Semen Stolen From Turlock Truck « CBS Sacramento (http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2016/01/22/nearly-50000-in-bull-semen-stolen-from-turlock-truck/)

mrvette
01-24-2016, 12:27pm
Feds??? no surprise to ME, anyway......:issues:

Barn Babe
01-24-2016, 12:37pm
:leaving:

island14
01-24-2016, 12:55pm
Have no clue who would have stole it... but I have a suspect on who might have jerked them off

boracayjohnny
01-24-2016, 2:06pm
:leaving:

:Jeff '79:

99 pewtercoupe
01-24-2016, 2:15pm
:leaving:

Why did I just know you would be here :lol::lol::lol:

69camfrk
01-24-2016, 2:26pm
Do we need to keep a closer eye on BB?:leaving:

99 pewtercoupe
01-24-2016, 3:54pm
Do we need to keep a closer eye on BB?:leaving:

Absolutely. :lol:

ApexOversteer
01-24-2016, 4:36pm
Who here stole the Bull Jizz?

Not me, I don't drink Budweiser.

99 pewtercoupe
01-24-2016, 4:39pm
Not me, I don't drink Budweiser.

I am one of the few people living in Saint Louis area that can laugh at that. I can't stand their swill

Barn Babe
01-24-2016, 5:36pm
I've always paid for my semen. :D

99 pewtercoupe
01-24-2016, 5:42pm
I've always paid for my semen. :D

Quoted for posterity :rofl:

CertInsaneC5
01-24-2016, 5:45pm
I've always paid for my semen. :D

Quoted for posterity :rofl:

Or do we even have to ask the question.....

Nearly $50,000 In Bull Semen Stolen From Turlock Truck « CBS Sacramento (http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2016/01/22/nearly-50000-in-bull-semen-stolen-from-turlock-truck/)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Bull
01-24-2016, 5:47pm
I've always paid for my semen. :D

:beggar:

Barn Babe
01-24-2016, 5:51pm
:beggar:

If you were Horse, we might be onto something. :yesnod:

Datawiz
01-24-2016, 5:52pm
If you were Horse, we might be onto something. :yesnod:

Quoted for new avatar coming, along with a new screen name. :lol:

99 pewtercoupe
01-24-2016, 5:54pm
If you were Horse, we might be onto something. :yesnod:

Wait.....no llama love? :waiting:

CertInsaneC5
01-24-2016, 5:56pm
If you were Horse, we might be onto something. :yesnod:

:99pewtercoupe::faint:

Barn Babe
01-24-2016, 6:00pm
Wait.....no llama love? :waiting:

I'd prefer the llama keep his semen to himself.

CertInsaneC5
01-24-2016, 6:09pm
Horse ok, Llama not so much. Got it. :seasix:

69camfrk
01-24-2016, 6:37pm
I've always paid for my semen. :D

You're killin' me Smalls!!!:rofl:

Loco Vette
01-24-2016, 9:12pm
Knooger. Duh.

ApexOversteer
01-24-2016, 9:56pm
I'd prefer the llama keep his semen to himself.

Well, these guys are bummed...

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb164/ApexOversteer/lorenzollamas.jpg


Yeah, that's right... they're Lorenzo Llamas...

Barn Babe
01-25-2016, 7:11am
Well, these guys are bummed...

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb164/ApexOversteer/lorenzollamas.jpg


Yeah, that's right... they're Lorenzo Llamas...

:willy::rofl:

boracayjohnny
01-25-2016, 8:29am
This thread is certified win. :cert::Jeff '79::Jeff '79:

xXBUDXx
01-25-2016, 10:45am
I have to pay someone to take my semen.:leaving:

Barn Babe
01-25-2016, 2:18pm
I have to pay someone to take my semen.:leaving:

Awwww, poor Bart, I'm sorry. Not sorry enough to pay for it, but sorry none the less. :yesnod:

Jobaka
01-25-2016, 2:43pm
The bulls’ highly valued semen is collected two to three times a week and shipped to farms in California and across the world for the purpose of impregnating cattle.

Is the bull's name Lucky?