Excerpt from my daughter's guide to aliens

[The_Dude]

My 11 year old daughter wrote "A guide to Aliens" on google docs and shared it with me. This was one of the slides.
The aliens who kidnap you and probe your butt
I have decided to dedicate an entire chapter to these aliens. The ones who shine lights from the bottom of their UFOs and levitate ordinary people, bring them into their ship and probe their butt. And no, this is not just in Pixar shorts, this is in real life. Usually this is at night and they are returned to their beds after deciding that they aren’t anything weird or special and the human just feels weird in the morning. So really you have nothing to worry about unless you have something potentially interesting in you butt. These aliens are just curious, and mean no harm. If you think about it, they are exactly like our government, but take much less longer to study things.

[Ol Timer]

Awesome!

[CertInsaneC5]

:rofl:

[DAB]

so...Knooger is an alien? :ohnoes:

like a resident spy.

[wwomanC6]

Kids are so funny and cute when it comes to their incite! My 7 year old niece cracks me up with he explanations of thing!

:lolsmile:

[The_Dude]

The sentence about the government really cracked me up. I have no idea where she came up with that. We don't discuss politics in front of her much.

[86RAG]

That was awesome. Loved it! :hurray::hurray::hurray:

[CertInsaneC5]

The sentence about the government really cracked me up. I have no idea where she came up with that. We don't discuss politics in front of her much.

Its obvious she has been reading the news. You need to nip that in the bud. :D

[ApexOversteer]

I'm sorry, there is no way an 11 year old can possibly know that much about aliens...

... unless...

She's one of them. :leaving:

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Nice. :funny:

[island14]

I want a cigarette now after reading that...

[Madmikeee]

My 11 year old daughter wrote "A guide to Aliens" on google docs and shared it with me. This was one of the slides.

OMG she needs to print and sell that!! If the rest of the book is that good I would buy it in a heartbeat!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Cybercowboy]

The problem with her thesis is she apparently isn't aware of the implants. The probe is used to deeply implant a monitoring device, which sends their media consumption data to various media ratings outfits.