69camfrk
01-13-2016, 11:41am
Ya just can't make shit like this up!!! And they are from "Fruitland":rofl: Sounds about right!
Cops: Florida man used wife?s head to mop up spilled milk after no-jelly rage | Miami Herald (http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/deadline-miami/article54445655.html)
A Florida man is accused of using his wife's head as a mop to sop up spilled milk after he became angry at the lack of jelly in the house.
The Fruitland man told police he woke up and wanted a PB&J and became angry at his spouse when he saw none, according to dailycommercial.com.
That’s when he pushed her head to the floor “to use her head to clean the spilled milk,” according to the report. The man, who was not identified, was charged Sunday with domestic battery.
Read more here: Cops: Florida man used wife?s head to mop up spilled milk after no-jelly rage | Miami Herald (http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/deadline-miami/article54445655.html#storylink=cpy)
Cops: Florida man used wife?s head to mop up spilled milk after no-jelly rage | Miami Herald (http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/deadline-miami/article54445655.html)
A Florida man is accused of using his wife's head as a mop to sop up spilled milk after he became angry at the lack of jelly in the house.
The Fruitland man told police he woke up and wanted a PB&J and became angry at his spouse when he saw none, according to dailycommercial.com.
That’s when he pushed her head to the floor “to use her head to clean the spilled milk,” according to the report. The man, who was not identified, was charged Sunday with domestic battery.
Read more here: Cops: Florida man used wife?s head to mop up spilled milk after no-jelly rage | Miami Herald (http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/deadline-miami/article54445655.html#storylink=cpy)