Powerball.... [Archive] - The Vette Barn

lspencer534

01-09-2016, 3:50pm

I hope nobody wins today... so I can be the first Billion+ winner in history on Wednesday...

I already have the winning ticket...just waiting for the size of the money to go up.

04 commemorative

01-09-2016, 4:44pm

it will reach a billion tonight I think....I have a ticket,only need one if I'm meant to win:hurray:

DAB

01-09-2016, 4:44pm

and not a dime of my money in the kitty.

04 commemorative

01-09-2016, 4:46pm

for 2 bucks worth a shot

99 pewtercoupe

01-09-2016, 4:54pm

We don't normally play either but we bought a couple of tickets yesterday purely for entertainment.

CertInsaneC5

01-09-2016, 5:49pm

First time I have ever bought tickets for this. What the heck. Someone has to win. Good luck Barners. :seasix: :cert:

Datawiz

01-09-2016, 5:54pm

I hope nobody wins today... so I can be the first Billion+ winner in history on Wednesday...

I've said that several times today. :yesnod:

DAB

01-09-2016, 5:54pm

if someone here wins (highly unlikely as that may be), i'll make you a really nice piece of furniture....oh, it's not free....:slap:

:DAB:

Datawiz

01-09-2016, 5:55pm

and not a dime of my money in the kitty.

If I win, I'll pay off your workshop. :D

WalkerInTN

01-09-2016, 5:58pm

558 million cash value.

ApexOversteer

01-09-2016, 5:59pm

if someone here wins (highly unlikely as that may be), i'll make you a really nice piece of furniture....oh, it's not free....:slap:

:DAB:

What I need is a contractor that can build me a 1/1 scale replica of the Millennium Falcon to use as my guest house....

CertInsaneC5

01-09-2016, 6:01pm

What I need is a contractor that can build me a 1/1 scale replica of the Millennium Falcon to use as my guest house....

Guest house???? Hells bells man. You couldn't get me out of that with 1,000 crowbars. :rofl:

Chris Fowler

01-09-2016, 6:03pm

What I need is a contractor that can build me a 1/1 scale replica of the Millennium Falcon to use as my man cave....

:iagree:

DAB

01-09-2016, 6:10pm

If I win, I'll pay off your workshop. :D

deal. :smash:

i have the exact total in a spreadsheet.

Datawiz

01-09-2016, 6:10pm

deal. :smash:

i have the exact total in a spreadsheet.

I expected nothing less from an engineer. :lol:

DAB

01-09-2016, 6:11pm

What I need is a contractor that can build me a 1/1 scale replica of the Millennium Falcon to use as my guest house....

i'll need some plans for that. only saw the first star wars movie, long ago. :shrug:

DAB

01-09-2016, 6:11pm

I expected nothing less from an engineer. :lol:

it's real money, gotta pay off the loan someday.

Datawiz

01-09-2016, 6:15pm

it's real money, gotta pay off the loan someday.

So I only have 3 plans if I win. Pay off your barn, pay off all of our debt, and buy GWiz and me matching black Koenigseggs. The rest goes into conservative investments, and we'll live off of the 8-12 million in interest per year and never touch the nest egg. :yesnod:

ApexOversteer

01-09-2016, 6:20pm

i'll need some plans for that. only saw the first star wars movie, long ago. :shrug:

The plans I can get, getting the Holochess table to work... that's gonna take some doing...

DAB

01-09-2016, 6:35pm

So I only have 3 plans if I win. Pay off your barn, pay off all of our debt, and buy GWiz and me matching black Koenigseggs. The rest goes into conservative investments, and we'll live off of the 8-12 million in interest per year and never touch the nest egg. :yesnod:

If someone sent me the winning ticket, I'd keep 3M, stay in our house, and give the rest away. It would take a few years.

Crap, that would become a full time job.

I'd have to hire a lawyer and an accountant to keep things straight.

ApexOversteer

01-09-2016, 7:11pm

If someone sent me the winning ticket, I'd keep 3M, stay in our house, and give the rest away. It would take a few years.

Crap, that would become a full time job.

I'd have to hire a lawyer and an accountant to keep things straight.

See, I was going to hire a few idealistic, bright, nubile, flexible, young college girls with a passion for different colored yoga pants to find and vet the organizations I chose to fund with my philanthropic foundation...

"Girls, today we assured clean fresh water for sub-Saharan Africa, we're making a real difference... time to celebrate! BIKINI PILLOW FIGHT!"

VITE1

01-09-2016, 8:01pm

I hope nobody wins today... so I can be the first Billion+ winner in history on Wednesday...

After taxes and fees it's less than 509 million.

JRD77VET

01-09-2016, 8:07pm

After taxes and fees it's less than 509 million.

Current cash value is 558mil. Figure you lose half to taxes and it's still a ton of money.

There are 9 of us into a powerball group at work. If we have the winning ticket, that's 62mil each before taxes. :crazy:

Chris Fowler

01-09-2016, 9:05pm

The plans I can get, getting the Holochess table to work... that's gonna take some doing...

You'd have enough money to hire Phil Tippet to come move the pieces for you. Would be a little slow, though. :rofl:

Thunder22

01-09-2016, 11:10pm

32 16 19 57 34 pb =13

WalkerInTN

01-10-2016, 3:34am

No jackpot winners. Currently at 1.3 Billion for Wednesday's drawing. :yesnod:

Rob

01-10-2016, 3:54am

Will check my numbers in morning. It is finally bedtime here.

carlton_fritz

01-10-2016, 5:46am

The Playboy Mansion is going up for sale...:leaving:

Fasglas

01-10-2016, 6:36am

The Playboy Mansion is going up for sale...:leaving:

I heard that. "$200 million in a 60 million neighborhood".

Hef gets to stay there 'til he dies, & his quarters are off limits, even to prospective buyers.

Good luck w/ that...

wwomanC6

01-10-2016, 6:41am

I heard that. "$200 million in a 60 million neighborhood".

Hef gets to stay there 'til he dies, & his quarters are off limits, even to prospective buyers.

Good luck w/ that...

So Hef wants someone to pay the taxes and upkeep on his Mansion! What a ******* Moocher!

CertInsaneC5

01-10-2016, 8:06am

No jackpot winners. Currently at 1.3 Billion for Wednesday's drawing. :yesnod:

At least I won my money back. Not a total loss. :Jeff '79:

69camfrk

01-10-2016, 8:07am

Can you even imagine all the hookers and cocaine you could by with that kind of money??:rofl:

Cybercowboy

01-10-2016, 9:18am

$1.3 billion now. My wife bought 5 tickets yesterday, one of them won $3 million, the others only $1 or $2 million. Pretty bummed.

Jeff '79

01-10-2016, 9:19am

$1.3 billion now. My wife bought 5 tickets yesterday, one of them won $3 million, the others only $1 or $2 million. Pretty bummed.

:Jeff '79:

In the drawing prior to last night's, a woman around here got all of the numbers correct except for the Powerball number.
She won a cool Million....

CertInsaneC5

01-10-2016, 9:45am

Can you even imagine all the hookers and cocaine you could by with that kind of money??:rofl:
http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z267/CertInsaneC5/mountain.jpg

:leaving:

DAB

01-10-2016, 10:01am

$1.3 billion now. My wife bought 5 tickets yesterday, one of them won $3 million, the others only $1 or $2 million. Pretty bummed.

:skep: