Obama to get academy award.

[6spdC6]

After review by the academy, obungholes very good portrayal of crying on demand and outstanding fiction portrayal of a narcissist that gives a dam, the academy is awarding him a special Oscar

We are not sure what technique he employed but it worked well. Possibly it was a tack placed in his shoe that could be pushed to generate the tears, perhaps he bit his cheek or more likely his mind flashed back to seeing Michelle in the nude.

In view of this outstanding performance he will get a special Oscar made out of recycled plastic with a sandwich type sign saying” black lives matter” on the front and "Allah Akbar'' on the back..

[DAB]

'i'd like to thank the academy, my agents (gov't employees), my producers (tax payers), my family, and all the little people out there for making this possible'

[erickpl]

'i'd like to thank the academy, my agents (gov't employees), my producers (tax payers), my family, and all the little people out there for making this possible... wait, what am I saying? I did this myself. Thanks to me for all of this. Screw the rest of you.'

Fixed.

[Fasglas]

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