How do you feel

[Petew1971]

About women who fart?

We all know every woman does it, but it seriously trips me out if I hear a chick fart.

I like to think of myself as pretty seasoned but thats one thing that I think is just nasty as hell.

The hotter the chick is, the easier she can get away with it..but its still funky as all get out.

If its an accident, theres nothing you can really do, but a woman who does it on purpose is s sick mfkr

Are there guys out there who are totally fine with this?

[Burnt C6]

damn you are on a roll tonight aren’t you Pete

[Petew1971]

damn you are on a roll tonight aren’t you Pete

Im just trying to nail down some good topics here. You didnt answer the question tho

[Petew1971]

Portdawg can we not move this one, I need some input on this subject..seriously it will be therapeutic

[repo]

Only under the sheets with smelly ones.:dance:

[DJ_Critterus]

Got no problem with it as long as she doesn't fart better than me.

[Burnt C6]

Im just trying to nail down some good topics here. You didnt answer the question tho

I don’t want a Dutch oven that's for sure. My son's GF and he will have farting contest on opposite’s ends of the couch. They did it at Christmas this last year. We were all rolling on the floor it was so funny.

[jackyl]

It's all good unless I'm currently eating her ass. Then she'd get shot in the face serious.

serious.

[Petew1971]

Only under the sheets with smelly ones.:dance:

Now see, to me thats just nasty..its happened before cause I have insomnia and ive heard many a chick bust ass while shes sleeping..I just kinda get out of bed and GTF out of the room.

If it smells really bad, Im always going to associate that smell with the chick

[Petew1971]

I don’t want a Dutch oven that's for sure. My son's GF and he will have farting contest on opposite’s ends of the couch. They did it at Christmas this last year. We were all rolling on the floor it was so funny.
Young people can pull it off but im talking about the woman youre currently with
It's all good unless I'm currently eating her ass. Then she'd get shot in the face serious.

serious.

:D What if its an accident

[Burnt C6]

it's all good unless i'm currently eating her ass. Then she'd get shot in the face serious.

Serious.

btdt

[Petew1971]

btdt

sounds like it was a real nose hair burner

[jackyl]

:D What if its an accident

How would she tell me it was, after I've shot her?

[Burnt C6]

Young people can pull it off but im talking about the woman youre currently with


see post 11


:D What if its an accident

it better have been

[lspencer534]

Here in the genteel South, women are not allowed to fart nor belch. Instead, they bitch...otherwise, they'd explode.

[Petew1971]

How would she tell me it was, after I've shot her?

Afterward did you shout out " speak to me ole toothless one! "

[Petew1971]

Here in the genteel South, women are not allowed to fart nor belch. Instead, they bitch...otherwise, they'd explode.

I dated a southern gal for 5 years..you speak the truth

[lspencer534]

And to just think: A few days ago we were asking whatever happened to Pete....

[Petew1971]

And to just think: A few days ago we were asking whatever happened to Pete....

You guys just want to abuse me..tell me to come back and chat with you folks, then all my threads get tossed in the porta potty..you guys just like to tease me

[lspencer534]

You guys just want to abuse me..tell me to come back and chat with you folks, then all my threads get tossed in the porta potty..you guys just like to tease me

Now where would you get a crazy idea like that? :leaving:

[Petew1971]

Now where would you get a crazy idea like that? :leaving:

:slap:

[OddBall]

Here in the genteel South, women are not allowed to fart nor belch. Instead, they bitch...otherwise, they'd explode.

:iagree: :rofl:

[dwjz06]

sounds like it was a real nose hair burner:rofl::rofl::rofl::D:cheers:

[ConstantChange]

I don't like when they fart or burp around me. I return the favor.

[American Made]

Depends on the girl and their butt. Some can get away with it. Some I might even suck it out for them and hold it like a bong hit (someone else said that can't remember who). :lol:

[NeedSpeed]

I dated a southern gal for 5 years..you speak the truth

Apparently y'all didn't go redneck enough. Mine would shit on the pot in front of me.

The current S/O doesn't have normal bodily functions as far as I can tell :lol:

[Petew1971]

Apparently y'all didn't go redneck enough. Mine would shit on the pot in front of me.
Now thats pretty redneck my friend...yeck
The current S/O doesn't have normal bodily functions as far as I can tell :lol:

pics?

[island14]

No one has mentioned ***** farts so I guess they don't count?

[Z06David]

My woman hasn't done that in front of me and we've been together for 8 years so far. I assume they smell like roses :lol:

[NeedSpeed]

pics?

Artists recreation of the ex:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aV1KBhlmh30/SaReD369OqI/AAAAAAAAAsA/mvZG8h8hYjo/s400/drunk-girl-toilet-vomit-294a110907.jpg

Except she was blond and more redneck.

Or were you wanting the other one? :leaving:

[jda67gta]

Suppose she's just returning the favor for pissing on her?

[NB2K]

"Hey hon, how come you fart all the time now?"
"I didn't have an ass**** until I got married."

[w!ngnut]

I don't like it so don't want to hear it or smell it.

[Nemesis]

i think its funny

[Yerf Dog]

Got no problem with it as long as she doesn't fart better than me.

^^^
This.

[Allan]

Damn, not locked yet.

PeteW, you're slipping.

I'll take a post count.