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MrPeabody
12-07-2015, 3:11pm
Tragedy In Newfoundland - Corvette Forum (http://www.corvetteforum.com/forums/off-topic/3750765-tragedy-in-newfoundland.html)
Saving those a click
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Twillingate, NFLD man answered his door to find two grim-faced RCMP officers.
"We're sorry Mr. Flynn, but we have some information about your wife," said one of the officers.
"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Cedric Flynn asked.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, Mr. Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first."
The RCMP officer said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay."
"Lord have mercy!" exclaimed Flynn. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could possibly be the good news?"
The officer continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best looking Atlantic Lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. Flynn demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?"
The officer replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
StaticCling
12-07-2015, 3:24pm
:funnier::funnier::funnier:
lspencer534
12-07-2015, 3:38pm
That's a variation of an old Cajun joke, the only difference is Blue Crabs were attached to he and they wanted to "run her again in the morning".
island14
12-07-2015, 4:09pm
Tragedy in Newfoundland
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Twillingate, NFLD man answered his door to find two grim-faced RCMP officers.
"We're sorry Mr. Flynn, but we have some information about your wife," said one of the officers.
"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Cedric Flynn asked.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, Mr. Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first."
The RCMP officer said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay."
"Lord have mercy!" exclaimed Flynn. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could possibly be the good news?"
The officer continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best looking Atlantic Lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. Flynn demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?"
The officer replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
:lol:
island14
12-07-2015, 4:12pm
Saving those a click
You can see how slow my net is here tonight...
I thought I would save everyone a click an hour later... :lol:
99 pewtercoupe
12-07-2015, 4:26pm
:lol::lol::lol:
For those who can't click over there.
:rofl:
A Newf carried a sheep up to his bedroom and said 'this is the pig i've been screwing while you were away'
The wife looked at him and said 'that's a sheep not a pig'
The newf looked at his wife and said 'i wasn't talking to you'
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