View Full Version : My wife isn't speaking to me
lspencer534
02-27-2011, 8:37pm
I just wanted to share the good news!
JRD77VET
02-27-2011, 8:40pm
So what did you do? ( we want to know if it's worth trying ourselves :D )
:leaving:
Jeff '79
02-27-2011, 8:40pm
You need to lose some weight and get off of that damned computer !!!
Omega Man
02-27-2011, 8:41pm
Probably has to do with your 9 cats you keep at the house.
(It means your crazy)
I just wanted to share the good news!
Welcome to the club:D:cheers:
VatorMan
02-27-2011, 8:42pm
We have an upstairs and downstairs TV. I refuse to watch her female/gay bullchit-SO :shots:
She still talks to me. :confused5:
xXBUDXx
02-27-2011, 8:43pm
I have only spoken to my ex-wife a few times over the last year.
Money well spent the way I see it.
Jeff '79
02-27-2011, 8:44pm
We have an upstairs and downstairs TV. I refuse to watch her female/gay bullchit-SO :shots:
Amen brother !!!:iagree:
JRD77VET
02-27-2011, 8:44pm
We have an upstairs and downstairs TV. I refuse to watch her female/gay bullchit-SO :shots:
Same here.
Uncle Pervey
02-27-2011, 8:45pm
Keep up the good work, do it often enough and they'll just stop talking to you all together, then they'll stop sleeping with you then they'll start sleeping with a guy from the gym, then you get to pay alimony and child support and live in a shitty apartment across the street from tattoo parlors and strip clubs. :yesnod:
CertInsaneC5
02-27-2011, 8:46pm
You crop dusted her? :leaving:
VatorMan
02-27-2011, 8:49pm
Keep up the good work, do it often enough and they'll just stop talking to you all together, then they'll stop sleeping with you then they'll start sleeping with a guy from the gym, then you get to pay alimony and child support and live in a shitty apartment across the street from tattoo parlors and strip clubs. :yesnod:
Great thing about it-My wife would have to pay me alimony. :dance::dance:
Keep up the good work, do it often enough and they'll just stop talking to you all together, then they'll stop sleeping with you then they'll start sleeping with a guy from the gym, then you get to pay alimony and child support and live in a shitty apartment across the street from tattoo parlors and strip clubs. :yesnod:Damn dude if that really happened to you i'm sorry to hear. Hope life is getting better.:cheers:
lspencer534
02-27-2011, 9:08pm
So what did you do? ( we want to know if it's worth trying ourselves :D )
:leaving:
First, you adopt a kitten.
Second, you let it stay inside.
The rest comes naturally: Kitten shreds furniture; they only eat, poop, and sleep after that; kitty poop smell strips paint, skin, and eyeballs.
Wife then goes insane.
Ahhhh! Life is good!
She still talks to me. :confused5:
:rofl:
JRD77VET
02-27-2011, 9:09pm
First, you adopt a kitten.
Second, you let it stay inside.
The rest comes naturally: Kitten shreds furniture; they only eat, poop, and sleep after that; kitty poop smell strips paint, skin, and eyeballs.
Wife then goes insane.
Ahhhh! Life is good!
That won't work, we have a dog that weighs almost 160 lbs.
DJ_Critterus
02-27-2011, 9:11pm
You crop dusted her? :leaving:
In a shoe store?
oyealiz
02-27-2011, 9:13pm
Damn dude if that really happened to you i'm sorry to hear. Hope life is getting better.:cheers:
It didn't. He just elected to stay with her vs paying alimony, child support and living in the cheap apt. :yesnod:
lspencer534
02-27-2011, 9:14pm
That won't work, we have a dog that weighs almost 160 lbs.
That dog isn't worth keeping your wife talking. Tell her it ran away, and get a kitten instead. Feed the kitty buttermilk and Friskies. You'll be a much happier man!
VatorMan
02-27-2011, 9:15pm
It didn't. He just elected to stay with her vs paying alimony, child support and living in the cheap apt. :yesnod:
Garage toys are better than sex. :lol: At least after 45 they are. :leaving:
xXBUDXx
02-27-2011, 9:18pm
Garage toys are better than sex. :lol: At least after 45 they are. :leaving:
I think you must have better garage toys than me. :skep:
JRD77VET
02-27-2011, 9:19pm
That dog isn't worth keeping your wife talking. Tell her it ran away, and get a kitten instead. Feed the kitty buttermilk and Friskies. You'll be a much happier man!
We're keeping the dog. We already have a cat in the box :yesnod:
VatorMan
02-27-2011, 9:20pm
I think you must have better garage toys than me. :skep:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/vatorman/Car/MaxJax004.jpg
:leaving:
Garage toys are better than sex. :lol: At least after 45 they are. :leaving:
:thumbsup:
So what did you do? ( we want to know if it's worth trying ourselves :D )
:leaving:
He used Valspar instead of Sherwin Williams :leaving:
xXBUDXx
02-27-2011, 9:29pm
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/vatorman/Car/MaxJax004.jpg
:leaving:
I enjoy shop time as much as anyone, but that car had better be full of midget, clown, strippers to make it more fun than sex.
lspencer534
02-27-2011, 9:34pm
I enjoy shop time as much as anyone, but that car had better be full of midget, clown, strippers to make it more fun than sex.
:rofl:
VatorMan
02-27-2011, 9:43pm
Garage toys are better than sex. :lol: At least after 45 they are. :leaving:
I enjoy shop time as much as anyone, but that car had better be full of midget, clown, strippers to make it more fun than sex.
I take it reading comprehension was not a strength for you.
xXBUDXx
02-27-2011, 9:44pm
I take it reading comprehension was not a strength for you.
45, 25, or 85. Same rules apply.
Uncle Pervey
02-27-2011, 9:49pm
Garage toys are better than sex. :lol: At least after 45 they are. :leaving:
You're out of your goat sniffing mind with that statement! :yesnod:
how about sex & garage toys...sex on the garage toys...sex in the garage toys...sex toys in the garage...
...
VatorMan
02-27-2011, 9:57pm
You're out of your goat sniffing mind with that statement! :yesnod:
Of ALL people to talk. :slap:
Blademaker
02-27-2011, 9:59pm
Burning up a gazebo is also a good way for some peace and quiet.
Trust me on this one.......
JRD77VET
02-27-2011, 10:02pm
Burning up a gazebo is also a good way for some peace and quiet.
Trust me on this one.......
You read that in a book? :lolsmile:
:leaving:
dwjz06
02-27-2011, 10:07pm
It didn't. He just elected to stay with her vs paying alimony, child support and living in the cheap apt. :yesnod:
I think I understand that situation all to well.:cheers:
oyealiz
02-27-2011, 10:08pm
45, 25, or 85. Same rules apply.
How would you know? You've only been one of those ages!!!
You're out of your goat sniffing mind with that statement! :yesnod:
How would you know if it's been as long as you say????
how about sex & garage toys...sex on the garage toys...sex in the garage toys...sex toys in the garage...
...
:dance:
:dance:
dats how we roll :D :dance:
xXBUDXx
02-27-2011, 10:17pm
How would you know? You've only been one of those ages!!!
My dad was 72. I come from good stock. :D
Truck Guy
02-27-2011, 10:21pm
Garage toys are better than sex. :lol: At least after 45 they are. :leaving::bs: WTF? :nono:
I enjoy shop time as much as anyone, but that car had better be full of midget, clown, strippers to make it more fun than sex.:iagree:
You're out of your goat sniffing mind with that statement! :yesnod: x345,764 :D
how about sex & garage toys...sex on the garage toys...sex in the garage toys...sex toys in the garage...
...Yes, yes, yes and :leaving:
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