I don't feel horrible about my behavior in the shoe store today....

[DJ_Critterus]

I ended up going to the Lake Line Mall just north of Austin today. My wife was shoe shopping, as usual, and I followed her into one of the shoe stores.

Well, I'd been drinking Rum and Coke yesterday along with a shit ton of beer.

So, we're standing in the store while she's trying on her shoes when it suddenly gets crowded and I feel the rumblings of a possible shart. So, per George Carlin's advice, I commenced by applying the test fart technique to the situation.

There were slims (no pics) and heffalumps doing that sniffling thing you do when you get the first whiff of a monster fart. They were then looking around as if they were silently blaming it on each other. Too funny. :rofl::rofl:

The worst part is I left the area right after the social error was committed and ended up crop dusting about half the store.

Man, what a wonderful afternoon!!!!

[Skia]

You gotta love it :rofl:

[LATB]

I ended up going to the Lake Line Mall just north of Austin today. My wife was shoe shopping, as usual, and I followed her into one of the shoe stores.
Well, I'd been drinking Rum and Coke yesterday along with a shit ton of beer.

So, we're standing in the store while she's trying on her shoes when it suddenly gets crowded and I feel the rumblings of a possible shart. So, per George Carlin's advice, I commenced by applying the test fart technique to the situation.

There were slims (no pics) and heffalumps doing that sniffling thing you do when you get the first whiff of a monster fart. They were then looking around as if they were silently blaming it on each other. Too funny. :rofl::rofl:

The worst part is I left the area right after the social error was committed I left the area and ended up crop dusting about half the store.

Man, what a wonderful afternoon!!!!

Thread fail.

[DJ_Critterus]

Thread fail.

I thought I had a case of the sharts. It's not like I would have been able to concentrate on taking pics.....

[Jeff '79]

Most commendable !...:rep::rep::rep:

[clutchdust]

Asshole! I'm all laid up on the couch with a tweaked back and now it's more out of joint from laughing. You owe me a visit to the chiropractor.

[MEANZ06]

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/gif%20files/wtf111.gif

[Jeff '79]

Did you leave the wife in the middle of the carnage? My wife hates when I do that....:D

[Blademaker]

BTDT many times......:rofl:

[DJ_Critterus]

Did you leave the wife in the middle of the carnage? My wife hates when I do that....:D

Nope. I'm not dumb enough to do that to her again.

[LATB]

I thought I had a case of the sharts. It's not like I would have been able to concentrate on taking pics.....

You ain't got your priorities right...

Pinch it...and take pics of womens in heels for the forums man... :D

[Jeff '79]

Nope. I'm not dumb enough to do that to her again.

:rofl:

[Uri]

No audible, no foul.

[Stangkiller]

:rep::rep::rep:

[DJ_Critterus]

No audible, no foul.

I haven't worked up the courage to go full blast in public like Mr. Paul Boomer from the International Crapitation Contest.

[DAB]

that's one way to get out of being dragged to the shoe store again.... :hurray::hurray::hurray:

[DJ_Critterus]

that's one way to get out of being dragged to the shoe store again.... :hurray::hurray::hurray:

Now let's see what happens when my wife reads this thread :leaving:

[Uri]

I haven't worked up the courage to go full blast in public like Mr. Paul Boomer from the International Crapitation Contest.

At my age full blast is the only way to go.........:dance:

[DAB]

Now let's see what happens when my wife reads this thread :leaving:

print all, frame.....

if you don't show it to her, we could email it to her.... :shots:

[JRD77VET]

Now let's see what happens when my wife reads this thread :leaving:

:madwoman:


:rofl:

[DJ_Critterus]

print all, frame.....

if you don't show it to her, we could email it to her.... :shots:

I'll show it to her after dinner :D

And getting her email addy isn't going to be easy, either ;)

[DAB]

I'll show it to her after dinner :D

And getting her email addy isn't going to be easy, either ;)

ah, wise man. get fed first, then get in the dog house. :yesnod::yesnod:

[repo]

I thought I had a case of the sharts. It's not like I would have been able to concentrate on taking pics.....

perzactly. Priorities....

[DJ_Critterus]

perzactly. Priorities....

See, we know where Lars' priorities are and he does come across as the kind of person who would shit his pants in public.

[Jeff '79]

See, we know where Lars' priorities are and he does come across as the kind of person who would shit his pants in public.

:rofl::rofl: I thought the same thing.....Freakin' Lars.....:rofl:

[Y2Kvert4me]

Poor Liz...this one ain't about shoes either. :lol:



:leaving:

[LATB]

See, we know where Lars' priorities are and he does come across as the kind of person who would shit his pants in public.

and we know where your priorities are...following the wife into the shoe store...

prolly 'cause you don't want your Johnson to get too far away from the ballz that are in her purse? :D

[DJ_Critterus]

and we know where your priorities are...following the wife into the shoe store...

prolly 'cause you don't want your Johnson to get too far away from the ballz that are in her purse? :D

I had nothing better to do today. I don't have cable TV service anymore (by choice), so there's nothing to watch and I was too damn hung over to do anything else, Mr. Shitty Pants. :toetap:

[xXBUDXx]

Shoe store? Was there any ice cream involved? :leaving:

[LATB]

I had nothing better to do today. I don't have cable TV service anymore (by choice), so there's nothing to watch and I was too damn hung over to do anything else, Mr. Shitty Pants. :toetap:

should have gone to church and prayed for redemption :D

[LATB]

Shoe store? Was there any ice cream involved? :leaving:

2 effin threads about women in shoes...and not a pic to be had. :D

plus...now I got the munchies for ice cream... :rofl:

[DJ_Critterus]

Shoe store? Was there any ice cream involved? :leaving:

No, but I did get some decent sushi for lunch.

[DJ_Critterus]

2 effin threads about women in shoes...and not a pic to be had. :D

plus...now I got the munchies for ice cream... :rofl:

Wrong... This is a thread about a social error. The shoe part is incidental but adds a little spice to the story. It would have been boring had I omitted that part and started a thread along the lines of "... I corp dusted some women today :leaving:"

[xXBUDXx]

No, but I did get some decent sushi for lunch.

:D:dance:

[DJ_Critterus]

:D:dance:

I'm talking about the kind with rice and crab meat.

[Omega Man]

:rep::rep::rep:

^ With Stupid.

[oyealiz]

Poor Liz...this one ain't about shoes either. :lol:



:leaving:

You anticipated my post perfectly. Therefore, there is no need to make it.

:lol:

[xXBUDXx]

I'm talking about the kind with rice and crab meat.

That's pretty kinky. :cheers:

[CertInsaneC5]

Crop dusting the whole mall and getting some trim all in one day. I say WIN!!!!! :shots: :cheers: :beer: :dance:

[DJ_Critterus]

Crop dusting the whole mall and getting some trim all in one day. I say WIN!!!!! :shots: :cheers: :beer: :dance:

No trim. it's been a joebuck-ish afternoon minus all the whacking off.

[CertInsaneC5]

No trim. it's been a joebuck-ish afternoon minus all the whacking off.
:sad:

[DJ_Critterus]

:sad:

I know. Maybe my luck will change later. :)


:rofl:

[yell01]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[carlton_fritz]

I thought I had a case of the sharts. It's not like I would have been able to concentrate on taking pics.....
YouTube - Sharted

[Dan-O]

Bucking for one last PROMOTION, isn't ya?

:dance:

[DJ_Critterus]

Bucking for one last PROMOTION, isn't ya?

:dance:

Yeah. That's about it. :lol: