island14
11-17-2015, 3:56am
Study the picture first and then read the story.
http://freeshopmanual.com/uploads/photos/French-Police.jpg
This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk. A French policeman stops the Englishman’s car and asks if he has been drinking. With some difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day; that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malt scotches thereafter.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to give the Englishman a breath-test and verifies that he is indeed totally sloshed.
He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French Law, he is going to be arrested?
The Englishman answers with a bit of humor, “No sir, I do not! But while we’re asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and that my wife is driving. . . . . on the other side?”
http://freeshopmanual.com/uploads/photos/French-Police.jpg
This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk. A French policeman stops the Englishman’s car and asks if he has been drinking. With some difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day; that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malt scotches thereafter.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to give the Englishman a breath-test and verifies that he is indeed totally sloshed.
He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French Law, he is going to be arrested?
The Englishman answers with a bit of humor, “No sir, I do not! But while we’re asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and that my wife is driving. . . . . on the other side?”