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Neutron
11-08-2009, 8:50pm
Omegle (http://omegle.com/)

Than copy paste here...



http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/1258/cccn.jpg


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Munch
11-08-2009, 9:09pm
Stranger: hello
You: hola do you have a cat?
Stranger: no yo no tiengo pero mi amigos si
You: I knew it
Stranger: hablas espanhol?
Stranger: speak spanish?
You: si
Stranger: where are you from?
You: the barn, you?
Stranger: where is the barn
You: on the interweb
Stranger: you'll not talk serious here right?
You: so you don't have a cat?
Stranger: i dont
Stranger: but i like cats
You: me too, with sweet and sour sauce
Stranger: hehehe
Stranger: i like dogs too
You: so you're korean?
Stranger: Brazillian
Stranger: why you tought i was korean?
You: because you like dogs
Stranger: but i do not like to eat them
Stranger: i like dogs just as my pet
You: that's strange
You: why did you come to this chat if you don't eat cats or dogs?
Stranger: because i'm here to train my english and maybe know saome nice people from other countries
Stranger: only that
You: my english is not how you say.. very good.
You: but I make a mean shnauzer bisque
Stranger: my english is not the best also
You: so you have no recipies to share?
Stranger: no
You: Sionara
You have disconnected.

snide
11-08-2009, 9:13pm
Stranger: deutsch? francais?
You: Only when I'm drunk.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

NikiQ
11-08-2009, 9:14pm
Interesting. I ended up chatting with someone from Sweden.

Neutron
11-08-2009, 9:14pm
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Munch
11-08-2009, 9:20pm
Love the Hansen!:lolsmile:

I knew I shoulda quoted it!

jeff w
11-08-2009, 9:36pm
Omegle (http://omegle.com/)

Than copy paste here...



http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/1258/cccn.jpg


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

jeff w
11-08-2009, 9:36pm
Stranger: deutsch? francais?
You: Only when I'm drunk.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Y2Kvert4me
11-08-2009, 9:40pm
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl
You: 17/f/ca
Stranger: nice
Stranger: 23 old ice hockey goalkeeper from finland
You: cool
Stranger: yes, maybe it is :)
You: how cold is it there?
Stranger: but thats my profession
Stranger: hmm ... not so cold now
Stranger: maybe -5
Stranger: but its snowing
You: brrrrrr
Stranger: :)
Stranger: i live in north pole, next of santa :)
Stranger: how warm is there ?
You: 80s, spent the day at the beach
You: girl needs to keep tan ya know
Stranger: yes i know ;)
Stranger: i must use solarium , we dont have so much sun in here :)
Stranger: how much is 80s in celsius ?
Stranger: about 25 degrees ?
You: I don't know I'm blonde
You: It's warm
Stranger: hehe :)
Stranger: easy life in ca
Stranger: nice cars and hot chicks
You: Yes,
Stranger: when i played ice hockey in canada ive never visited in ca in US
Stranger: i didnt had time
You: too bad, cali is the place to be




I had to get out. :eek:

Neutron
11-08-2009, 9:42pm
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 14/F/loves corvettes
You: hi there
Stranger: 44/m/loves 14 year olds
You: do you drive a vette?
You: i only date men who drive corvettes
Stranger: I drive a 65 Ford Mustang
You: can you pick me up in that?
Stranger: I can pick up just about anyone
You: Well considering it's a Ford, hopefully we don't break down on our first date....
Stranger: ...thats f***ed up. How about my Honda civic?k
You: meh
You: that would just be embarrassing
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Y2Kvert4me
11-08-2009, 9:44pm
:rofl:

jeff w
11-08-2009, 9:48pm
OMFG neutron, awesome :lolsmile:

CheySha
11-08-2009, 11:07pm
Lmao @ Chris Hansen ... that was great...

Z06David
11-09-2009, 8:59am
holy chit neutron!!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

MYSCZ06
11-09-2009, 11:27am
neutron I owuld rep yea if I could but got to spread the love!! that was awesome!!!

CertInsaneC5
11-09-2009, 7:01pm
Neutron,

That is awsome! :lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile::cheers:

boracayjohnny
11-09-2009, 10:26pm
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Howdy
Stranger: asl?
You: 740, hemaphrodite, Nepal
Stranger: hawt
Stranger: im 1, m, kandahar
You: kdh....US Army?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: **** the us
You: y? you don't like the Yankees?
Stranger: no
Stranger: only the dodgers
Stranger: **** the yankees
You: Oh, then you don't like Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
Stranger: whores
Stranger: bai
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:toetap:

Neutron
11-09-2009, 10:28pm
lol wtf :rofl::rofl:

boracayjohnny
11-09-2009, 10:32pm
lol wtf :rofl::rofl:

A big ole WTF even.

Culookin
11-10-2009, 1:33pm
:rofl: I'm gunna have to try that one drunken night

Ocalaguy
11-10-2009, 2:22pm
Good one Neutron

bizaro
11-10-2009, 7:43pm
http://i36.tinypic.com/307vi1s.jpg:lolsmile:

kylebuck
11-10-2009, 11:42pm
sheets funnny

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what up nnukka
You: chillin nikka
Stranger: kk
You: KKK white power!
Stranger: not so much more arian
You: what cracka?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Rob
11-11-2009, 7:49am
You: whatup
Stranger: i am betty
You: i am craig
Stranger: nice to meet u
You: i like turtles
Stranger: what?
Stranger: are u no line?
You: y
You: reptile
Stranger: ok i know

Rob
11-11-2009, 8:38am
You: whas up
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i'm good
Stranger: you?
You: awesome
You: i just bought a new turtle
Stranger: aww really?
Stranger: so cute
Stranger: ;D
You: yup - we'll kill him here shortly and make some soup
Stranger: what?!
You: you like turtle soup
Stranger: hahaha lol
Stranger: nope
You: mm, it is good
Stranger: i'm just eat chicken or cow
Stranger: not else
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you like it?
You: hard part is breaking their shell - they make noises
You: kinda like a rabbit when you break their neck
Stranger: omg

Then they left :D

77vette4s&j
11-11-2009, 4:27pm
^^^ lol

Rob
11-11-2009, 5:11pm
You: booya
Stranger: boya
You: very little feeling in that comment
You: try again
Stranger: boorat
Stranger: i cant stand
Stranger: tell me waht it is
You: boo-ya
You: yell it
You: BOO YA!!!!
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ok what is your job?
You: proctologist
Stranger: hmm very simple job
You: i can do it with 1 finger

They too disconnected :rofl:

Z06David
11-11-2009, 5:19pm
You: booya
Stranger: boya
You: very little feeling in that comment
You: try again
Stranger: boorat
Stranger: i cant stand
Stranger: tell me waht it is
You: boo-ya
You: yell it
You: BOO YA!!!!
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ok what is your job?
You: proctologist
Stranger: hmm very simple job
You: i can do it with 1 finger

They too disconnected :rofl:


damn :rofl:

Rob
11-11-2009, 5:36pm
This is too damn fun.....:jester:

Rob
11-11-2009, 5:37pm
Stranger: hi
You: 又是
能不能
Stranger: asl
You: 又是...
Stranger: japan
Stranger: ?
Stranger: chine
Stranger: china?
You: 1
You: japan
You: ahh, i got change
You: you friendly?
Stranger: sort of
Stranger: :)
Stranger: from turkey
Stranger: what s ur gender?
You: need $100us - please paypal to [email protected]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

kylebuck
11-11-2009, 11:07pm
Stranger: hey stranger
You: just a motoring
You: whats your price for flight
Stranger: 10 bucks
You: hmm to china?
Stranger: yeah no problem
Stranger: i have connections
You: good i have the clap
You: clap on clap off the clapper
Stranger: awesome i can give you my crabs
You: boil them suckers
You: eat' m up
Stranger: nah they keep my life interesting
Stranger: you will like them don't worry
Stranger: they're pretty cute

DropTheTop
10-22-2010, 12:56pm
You: I'm so scared right now.
Stranger: y??
You: I'm just gonna to do what's sensible, I'm gonna file for unemployment
Stranger: oh yeah?????
You: Then I'm gonna try to get a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car
Stranger: ok den?
You: because they got an excellent corporate structure and they...
You: *they* give *you* the tools to be your own boss.
Stranger: hmmmm
You: Hey, you know what's good for shoulder pain?
Stranger: nope no idea
You: If you lick my butt hole.
Stranger: o dats d cool remedy..........
You: I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina.
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh dats ma baby
You: Two things: You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother. She's a saint!
You: And then you sit down and you write me a check for $10,000.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

DropTheTop
10-22-2010, 1:01pm
Stranger: ASL
You: What did you call me?!?
Stranger: M/F?
You: Hey watch the language! I am not a mother f'er!
Stranger: MALE OR FEMALE LOL?
You: Oh . . . I prefer females.
Stranger: SO YOUR A GUY?
You: How could you say that? I mean, we just met.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Munch
10-22-2010, 1:01pm
Damn, you were this close to $10,000! Keep trying.

Nice segue by the way. :rep:

DropTheTop
10-22-2010, 1:14pm
Stranger: Darn ass
Stranger: I am fat and i live in a box
You: I too am fat, but I live in a van down by the river.
Stranger: darn ass
You: Do you have torettes?
You: FU*K!
Stranger: I have aids
You: Kewl. I wish I had something to spread around.
You: JEW!
Stranger: Ur a racist
You: No, I have torettes. Sorry
You: TITTIES
You: VETTE BARN!
Stranger: wtf
You: SAVEWAVE IS A DOUCHE NOZZLE!
Stranger: ???
Stranger: bye wierdo

themonk
10-22-2010, 1:18pm
That was gay, I chatted with some dude from India, I want a nice French girl with little boobies.

DropTheTop
10-22-2010, 1:22pm
That was gay, I chatted with some dude from India, I want a nice French girl with little boobies.

You're supposed to say that to them, not us! :D

NEVRL8T
10-22-2010, 2:02pm
That was gay, I chatted with some dude from India, I want a nice French girl with little boobies.

You're doing it wrong.

NEVRL8T
10-22-2010, 2:04pm
Stranger: Hello!
You: **** off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

themonk
10-22-2010, 2:07pm
Stranger: Hello!
You: **** off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Short and to the point, just the way all small talk should be, I like it. :thumbs:

NEVRL8T
10-22-2010, 2:12pm
You: You know what?
Stranger: What?
You: I am addicted to animal porn.
Stranger: What?
You: Yeah, animal porn.
Stranger: Gross
You: Not really. I have a hard on for Marlin Perkins.
Stranger: Who?
You: Wild Kingdom. You never saw Wild Kingdom?
Stranger: Never heard of it
You: He was a beast. Hung like a horse.
Stranger: He hung a horse?
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 20
Stranger: you?
You: 81
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

DropTheTop
10-22-2010, 2:22pm
You: I am a pedinecrohomobeastifecalphyliac
Stranger: what
You: I like to receive brown showers from young, dead, gay animals.
Stranger: wierdo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

themonk
10-22-2010, 2:28pm
Stranger: hello
Stranger: im a guy
You: you're gay, that's ok, my eyesight isn't that good
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

DaveK88
10-22-2010, 2:56pm
Stranger: i m here^^
You: WOW Me too
Stranger: i m from germany
You: how come I cant see
Stranger: so whats ur name
You: Krahn
You: You
Stranger: Chris
Stranger: so were u from
You: Ork
Stranger: ??
You: Not far from Triton 5
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: adlt chat
You: yes
Stranger: asl
You: i like that
You: 81/f
Stranger: 81??
Stranger: wow
You: your never to old
Stranger: lol
You: talk dirty to me baby
Stranger: suck my ball
You: only one
Stranger: y??
You: where did the other one go
Stranger: lol
You: if i remember they came in pairs
Stranger: there 2
You: then you mean balls
Stranger: my bad
Stranger: sory
You: LOL
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themonk
10-22-2010, 3:51pm
Stranger: hi
Stranger: male here
You: hello
You: f here
Stranger: whr r u 4rm?
You: sweden
Stranger: ur age f u dun mind?
You: yes, 18, just turned last week
You: you?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: nice 2 meet u
Stranger: do u hve fb ac?
Stranger: or yahoo id
Stranger: ?
You: my parents are in stockholm for the weekend
Stranger: nice
You: here by myself, kinda bored
Stranger: do u hve yahoo/msn id
Stranger: m on cam nw
You: msn
You: i have camera, it's a new laptop, got it for my birthday, it has camera
Stranger: do u hve yahoo id
You: i have an acct, i never use it though
Stranger: im on yahoo rite nw
Stranger: on cam
You: [email protected]
You: why?
Stranger: sp cme on yahoo
Stranger: v cn c each other der
You: where are you from?
Stranger: wats ur msn id?
You: same, [email protected]. Just watch Lady GaGa video right now, she's so hot
You: did i see you on Dateline?
Stranger: m installing msn on my new laptop
You: you weren't the subject of a undercover operation were you. hehehe
Stranger: ur id iz nt valid
You: check your spelling, i'm there
You: why do you want to see me?
Stranger: jst add me on msn as [email protected]
You: k hang on
Stranger: [email protected] on yahoo
You: you're not a chronic masturbater are you.
Stranger: m on yahoo rite nw
Stranger: u dun hve fb account?
You: try this one, [email protected], that should work
Stranger: ur full name?
You: Urap Erv, yours?
You: it swedish for common sense, my middle name is Ikea
Stranger: nadeem arai
You: nice to meet you, do you have any pics, i'm kinda new at this
Stranger: Your invitations have been sent to 0 people.
We couldn't send invitations to these people because we don't have valid contact information for them.

* [email protected]


Stranger: i hve pics on fb
Stranger: even i cn share my pics on msgr
Stranger: bt unable 2 add u
You: you're not trying hard enough, use some Jergins, people say that helps a lot
Stranger: nt dear
Stranger: i hve well idea in dis filed
Stranger: u add me
Stranger: dats better way
Stranger: add me n ping me
Stranger: u der
You: hang on, just changing out of my bathing suit, i was just swimming in our pool
Stranger: so swt
Stranger: bt wana c u
You: maybe in a bit, i'm just toweling off
Stranger: wow
Stranger: goin crzy nw

themonk
10-22-2010, 4:00pm
You: maybe in a bit, i'm just toweling off
Stranger: wow
Stranger: goin crzy nw
Stranger: u der
You: i'm here, i just had to tinkle. hehehe
Stranger: swthrt
Stranger: wana c u on cam
Stranger: cnt wait
You: i want to see you too, i'm kinda curious now
Stranger: so add me on yahoo
Stranger: nw getin dc here
You: wow, you're an impatient little Hindu aren't you.
You: gimmie a second please
Stranger: do u hve fb ac
Stranger: cacth me der
You: what was your name again, Ima Crepe?
Stranger: Login | Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1291750466906&set=a.1291736706562.42505.1624602736&ref=fbx_album#!/nadim.arai)
Stranger: visit dis link nd jst add me der
Stranger: nadeem arai
You: yes
You: ok
Stranger: add me
You: hang on, i have to log in
Stranger: im waiting
Stranger: waiting
Stranger: take ur tyme
You: hang on, don't get your little gerkin all worked up
You: oooops i just farted. hehehe
You: i don't see you
Stranger: add me
You: are you a brown fellow?
Stranger: jst send me add rqst
You: i did
You: i sent it to Ima Crepe, no reply as of yet
Stranger: ur fb name?

themonk
10-22-2010, 4:09pm
Stranger: wat hypen
Stranger: give me ur cell num
You: 403-287-8656
Stranger: 00974 55539076
Stranger: iz mine
Stranger: jst leave miss call
You: this is fun
You: is your last name Pervert?
Stranger: wana make fun on cam
Stranger: no dear
Stranger: jst find me on fb as nadeem arai
You: you said your name was Ima Pervert
Stranger: no swthrt
You: that's where i sent the request to
Stranger: nadeem arai
Stranger: listen
You: are you from london
Stranger: jst open dis link below
Stranger: Welcome to Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/#!/nadim.arai)
You: i did and it says "this link is under investigation by Scotland Yard for violation of the international sex crimes act"
Stranger: hoho
Stranger: nw geting dc swthrt
You: what dc, d!ck cramps?
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NEVRL8T
10-22-2010, 8:21pm
Monk wins.:hurray: