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JRD77VET
10-04-2015, 6:33pm
78 year-old Fred is walking down the street with a beautiful young blonde on his arm.

His cardiologist walks up to him and said "Fred is that you? How are you doing?"

Fred: "Doc, I took your advice and I am doing just great! Thanks so much!!"

Doc: "Uh, what advice was that, Fred?"

Fred: "You know - Be cheerful, get a hot mama."

Doc: "Fred, what I said was - be careful, you've got a heart murmur."

DAB
10-04-2015, 8:33pm
Four days later, Fred was dead. Happy, but dead.

VITE1
10-04-2015, 8:46pm
Four days later, Fred was dead. Happy, but dead.

And it took the mortician 3 days to get the smile off his face.