Now taking bets on the winner...

[lspencer534]

https://youtu.be/DiyWXQyAJ44

[JMC12]

Don’t feed Gators, ever…

[Rob]

Don’t feed Gators, ever…

:iagree: always ask your friend to do it while you take video :cert:

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

:iagree: always ask your friend to do it while you take video :cert:


:rofl:

[GentleBen]

It is glaringly obvious to the most casually disinterested observer that these Darwin candidates have no idea how fast an alligator can move over ground.
Depending on size, the American Alligator has been clocked at speeds between 25 and 30 mph on land.

I wonder how fast the lady you heard cackling in the background can move should the alligator decides she would be a better meal than the chicken pieces currently provided?

[99 pewtercoupe]

Tank's brother?

[lspencer534]

It is glaringly obvious to the most casually disinterested observer that these Darwin candidates have no idea how fast an alligator can move over ground.
Depending on size, the American Alligator has been clocked at speeds between 25 and 30 mph on land.

I wonder how fast the lady you heard cackling in the background can move should the alligator decides she would be a better meal than the chicken pieces currently provided?

Cats can run 29-30 mph, so I'm not worried about the cat. As I understand it. alligators are very lazy and much prefer being fed to hunting. I wouldn't want to test that, though.

[lspencer534]

Tank's brother?

:rofl: Could be!

[JMC12]

Small gator can run about 25 MPH, 4 to 7 footers about 10 to 12, big boys about 7.. And only for a short time..

[99 pewtercoupe]

Another son, brother, uncle or cousin of Tank? :lol:


http://youtu.be/Duqvb-IRv9c

[Cybercowboy]

In Cancun we were at one of those outdoor bars that line the main drag, on the side by that saltwater lagoon or whatever it is. There was a jet ski rental place by the dock, and I was with my friend's girlfriend while he and my wife were at the bar getting some more drinks. We see a crocodile right there by the jet skis. This seems to be poor planning on the part of the rental place, but anyway I toss a lime at him, he snags it right out of the air. Cool! So the chick I'm with doesn't have a lime, so she starts to dribble a Corona on his nose from the dock, which is about 4 feet above his head. The water looks pretty deep. This thing jumps out of the water about six feet and almost gets her hand.

The Australian bartender chick starts dying laughing as we are back pedaling like crazy. Upon further discussion, turns out that croc is famous and pretty tame, and that's his favorite trick. They feed him all the time, he's pretty much a food mooch all up and down the cove. But, I'm not feeding any saltwater crocs ever again...

Oh, and the next day traffic was messed up because this same croc walked across the 4-lane road and climbed into the Ritz Carlton's dumpster and gorged himself, then waddled back towards the cove but was so stuffed he just stopped in the middle of the road - all 15 feet of him, and took a siesta.

[lspencer534]

Another son, brother, uncle or cousin of Tank? :lol:


http://youtu.be/Duqvb-IRv9c

It's not the size of the cat in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the cat. Tank has taken on dogs, possums, and raccoons and won every time.