Hey Liz

[theanswriz42]

Scumbag Student

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[GRN ENVY]

:lol:

[Datawiz]

:rofl:

[oyealiz]

These were most probably written by a professor! :lol:

Others I've heard:

(1) "I had a mastectomy last year, and I missed the exam last week because I was out of town having reconstruction surgery." (This student also popped her breast out of her blouse in my office to prove her point. :willy:)

(2) "I do NOT have to turn my work in when YOU say, because I work 50 hrs a week and cannot be held to the same rules as the rest of the class." (Said by very large woman who was shouting this DOWN at me. Yes, she was that big.)

etc


etc


:willy: :willy: :willy:

[snide]

These were most probably written by a professor! :lol:

Others I've heard:

(1) "I had a mastectomy last year, and I missed the exam last week because I was out of town having reconstruction surgery." (This student also popped her breast out of her blouse in my office to prove her point. :willy:)

(2) "I do NOT have to turn my work in when YOU say, because I work 50 hrs a week and cannot be held to the same rules as the rest of the class." (Said by very large woman who was shouting this DOWN at me. Yes, she was that big.)

etc


etc


:willy: :willy: :willy:

Pics of "reconstructed" breast? :D

[Dave]

These were most probably written by a professor! :lol:

Others I've heard:

(1) "I had a mastectomy last year, and I missed the exam last week because I was out of town having reconstruction surgery." (This student also popped her breast out of her blouse in my office to prove her point. :willy:)

(2) "I do NOT have to turn my work in when YOU say, because I work 50 hrs a week and cannot be held to the same rules as the rest of the class." (Said by very large woman who was shouting this DOWN at me. Yes, she was that big.)

etc


etc


:willy: :willy: :willy:

etc???
I want to hear the etc!!

[HeatherO]

Pics of "reconstructed" breast? :D

:slap:

[C5Nate]

Pics of "reconstructed" breast? :D



Well....you asked....



http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3111/2891528872_f2b9874824.jpg

OK, I couldnt take it any more, click at your own risk.

[Blademaker]

:rofl:

[jaxgator]

:rofl: to OP and...

Well....you asked...

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR8Ms_Zj4N3RAYeCDOJc6EX5wbJhdhBOYjmMpljH_vWSONDDbV22A&t=1

[Entropy]

My favorite was the student who didn't show up for a month because she was serving time in county. :lol:

Had another one skip out on an exam and then facebooked about where she was going during the exam time. I asked her why she missed, and it didn't add up. No make up on that exam. :lol:

[Flatbush Harry]

Pics of "reconstructed" breast? :D

or not!!!!!
:slap:

aryrH