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DAB
08-17-2015, 2:15pm
http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/.2SbtGcuPjw7xqTQQEE1Uw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTM3NztpbD1wbGFuZTtweG9mZj01MDtweW9mZj0wO3E9NzU7dz02NzA-/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ap_webfeeds/b09793e78bfb32247f0f6a706700ef01.jpg

c'mon, lock her up so i can move my bimbo into the house.
beep-beep
08-17-2015, 2:17pm
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"beep-beep is not a reincarnated user"
DAB
08-17-2015, 4:09pm
http://a57.foxnews.com/www.foxnews.com/images/root_images/0/0/MOUNTINGEVIDENCE_20150817_142741.jpg

any closer and he'll have to call monica
Burro (He/Haw)
08-17-2015, 4:12pm
Don't have a caption but boy he's aged.
8Up
08-17-2015, 4:17pm
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c'mon, lock her up so i can move my bimbo into the house.

Don't have a caption but boy he's aged.

:iagree: Whatever he is saying, I am hearing it in Barney Fifes voice.

"Ya gotta NIP IT IN THE BUD BARRY! NIP IT IN THE BUD!"
Fastguy
08-17-2015, 4:22pm
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Invisible Meat Cleaver
DAB
08-17-2015, 4:32pm
http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/BPgeFoB3RneUPeeoAABkrA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://globalfinance.zenfs.com/en_us/Finance/US_AFTP_SILICONALLEY_H_LIVE/President_Clinton_admitted_to_a-f52464202d5a2f4be90c5239e8ef4b18

yeah, her.
OddBall
08-17-2015, 4:44pm
http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/.2SbtGcuPjw7xqTQQEE1Uw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTM3NztpbD1wbGFuZTtweG9mZj01MDtweW9mZj0wO3E9NzU7dz02NzA-/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ap_webfeeds/b09793e78bfb32247f0f6a706700ef01.jpg

You gotta keep your pimp-hand strong, Barry.
lspencer534
08-17-2015, 4:48pm
Not a caption, just a comment: Clinton is a skinny, never had a muscle, old fart.
Burro (He/Haw)
08-17-2015, 4:50pm
Clinton is a skinny, never had a muscle, old fart.
That's what happens when you've never lifted anything heavier than a cigar your entire life. :shrug:
OddBall
08-17-2015, 4:52pm
http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/BPgeFoB3RneUPeeoAABkrA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://globalfinance.zenfs.com/en_us/Finance/US_AFTP_SILICONALLEY_H_LIVE/President_Clinton_admitted_to_a-f52464202d5a2f4be90c5239e8ef4b18

yeah, her.

I think the guy in the background is pulling it.
beep-beep
08-17-2015, 6:36pm
That's what happens when you've never lifted anything heavier than a cigar your entire life. :shrug:
:slap:
Or has heart surgery and the doctors tell you to lose weight or die.
DAB
08-17-2015, 6:44pm
:slap:
Or has heart surgery and the doctors tell you to lose weight or die.

I've heard that discussion.
Burro (He/Haw)
08-17-2015, 6:59pm
:slap:
Or has heart surgery and the doctors tell you to lose weight or die.

Yeah OK. That explains his total lack of any muscle tone whatsoever.

:issues:

:lol::lol:
lspencer534
08-17-2015, 7:11pm
:slap:
Or has heart surgery and the doctors tell you to lose weight or die.

That's almost the opposite of what they tell you. They do tell you to lose weight, but they also tell you to walk 1/4 mile every day your first week home from the hospital, and work up to a mile a day in a month. They also tell you to start exercising every day and work up to strenuous exercise within 6 months. This includes weights.

After any heart surgery, particularly bypass surgery like Clinton had, the worst thing you can do is limit your physical activity. He has no muscles because of no exercise. He's a puzzy, in other words.
Knooger
08-17-2015, 7:23pm
http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/BPgeFoB3RneUPeeoAABkrA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://globalfinance.zenfs.com/en_us/Finance/US_AFTP_SILICONALLEY_H_LIVE/President_Clinton_admitted_to_a-f52464202d5a2f4be90c5239e8ef4b18

yeah, her.

Dangerous sliding your johnson in her mouth with those chompers, but I guess I'd have risked it too.
99 pewtercoupe
08-17-2015, 7:24pm
That's almost the opposite of what they tell you. They do tell you to lose weight, but they also tell you to walk 1/4 mile every day your first week home from the hospital, and work up to a mile a day in a month. They also tell you to start exercising every day and work up to strenuous exercise within 6 months. This includes weights.

After any heart surgery, particularly bypass surgery like Clinton had, the worst thing you can do is limit your physical activity. He has no muscles because of no exercise. He's a puzzy, in other words.

I have "in other words" to describe him and puzzy is one of the milder ones
Kerrmudgeon
08-17-2015, 7:47pm
What a terrible picture of Clinton. He looks like he's got one foot in the grave from syphilis! :ack:
Burro (He/Haw)
08-17-2015, 7:49pm
Dangerous sliding your johnson in her mouth with those chompers, but I guess I'd have risked it too.

I thought she was a nice looking poon. :yesnod:
Kerrmudgeon
08-17-2015, 8:09pm
I think I would have risked it given the choices available.....

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-D2zAn0YvU-0/UknrkxTqU8I/AAAAAAAA3ck/o00WR1EaSuY/s1600/Bill_Clinton-Monica_Lewinsky1.jpg
........or
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/u2BjWTXC95k/hqdefault.jpg
Fasglas
08-17-2015, 8:59pm
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"You'll do exactly what I TELL you to do, or you'll discover this backhand isn't as weak as it looks."
OddBall
08-17-2015, 10:28pm
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"Don't piss on my lawn!"
island14
08-18-2015, 4:08am
Well I'll bet you a Cigar my balls are closer to the hole..

http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/.2SbtGcuPjw7xqTQQEE1Uw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTM3NztpbD1wbGFuZTtweG9mZj01MDtweW9mZj0wO3E9NzU7dz02NzA-/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ap_webfeeds/b09793e78bfb32247f0f6a706700ef01.jpg


The are golfing right? :island14:
onedef92
08-18-2015, 9:03am
"Ah did NOT have sex with YOUR woman!"
OldSarge
08-18-2015, 9:35am
I said, you got to lock your car in this neighborhood, always use the clicker, till you here the beep, like this,
onedef92
08-18-2015, 11:53am
"You want the dang ol' truth?, man I'll tell you the dang ol' truth, yeah you see, man it happened a little something like this yo...."
SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84
08-18-2015, 2:17pm
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yeah, her.

Little Miss Gobbledegook.......
island14
08-18-2015, 2:48pm
Little Miss Gobbledegook.......

She was a good little gobbler I heard.. :D
beep-beep
08-18-2015, 3:46pm
She was a good little gobbler I heard.. :D

If she was there would not have been a stain on her dress.:slap:
OddBall
08-18-2015, 4:55pm
http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/.2SbtGcuPjw7xqTQQEE1Uw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTM3NztpbD1wbGFuZTtweG9mZj01MDtweW9mZj0wO3E9NzU7dz02NzA-/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ap_webfeeds/b09793e78bfb32247f0f6a706700ef01.jpg

I told ya Monica would suck the black off of it, didn't I?
DAB
08-18-2015, 4:57pm
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I told ya Monica would suck the black off of it, didn't I?

winner.