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boracayjohnny
08-13-2015, 5:02pm
...with a 21 year old hottie. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.
lspencer534
08-13-2015, 5:05pm
I was offered a new iPhone if I'd have sex. What nerve! I of course told the person to feck off.

Sent from my
iPhone
DAB
08-13-2015, 5:06pm
:skep:
carlton_fritz
08-13-2015, 5:15pm
:skep:
Waiting for an offer? Knooger should be along soon.
Jeff '79
08-13-2015, 5:37pm
:rofl::rofl:
boracayjohnny
08-13-2015, 5:39pm
Waiting for an offer? Knooger should be along soon.

:rofl::lol:
CertInsaneC5
08-13-2015, 5:49pm
:funniest: :funniest:
99 pewtercoupe
08-13-2015, 5:55pm
Waiting for an offer? Knooger should be along soon.

If he doesn't show up, Thomas will be along
DAB
08-13-2015, 6:13pm
:ohnoes:

I think I can just skip the box of corn flakes. Really.
Burro (He/Haw)
08-13-2015, 6:15pm
You know how I know this story is bullshit? Ajax is not a super strong bathroom cleaner. I was drilling the maid doggy style while she was on all fours cleaning the bathroom floor. I must have been back there for an hour and the floor STILL wasn't clean.
boracayjohnny
08-13-2015, 6:38pm
You know how I know this story is bullshit? Ajax is not a super strong bathroom cleaner. I was drilling the maid doggy style while she was on all fours cleaning the bathroom floor. I must have been back there for an hour and the floor STILL wasn't clean.

:lol:
OddBall
08-13-2015, 7:08pm
:funnier:
Aerovette
08-13-2015, 8:47pm
I was offered sex if I would leave the Vette Barn for good.
Aerovette
08-13-2015, 8:47pm
I was offered sex if I would leave the Vette Barn for good.

Bump
NEED-A-VETTE
08-13-2015, 8:51pm
I was offered sex if I would leave the Vette Barn for good.

I'm sure seasix will be back.
boracayjohnny
08-13-2015, 8:58pm
I'm sure seasix will be back.

:rimshot:
















:D
DAB
08-13-2015, 9:14pm
You mean "Peggy"?
Knooger
08-13-2015, 9:50pm
:skep:

I got your back. :D
DAB
08-13-2015, 10:02pm
I got your back. :D

Now I'm terrified. :ohnoes:
DAB
08-13-2015, 10:41pm
Wtf?
Y2Kvert4me
08-13-2015, 10:50pm
Wtf?Need me to look up the last time I advised how to fix that? :D

Edit: http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/81737-why-leah.html



In possibly encouraging news, I've been using iOS9 beta for about a month, and it hasn't happened yet..