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JRD77VET
07-29-2015, 8:05pm
My friend Ken was in work today and he was telling me about the fire at his house. http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/86048-you-can-find-anything-youtube-watch-my-friends-house-burn-morning.html

He's normally reserved and doesn't curse but he said " I've never been around so many freaking assholes at once" :cuss:

After the fire company got a handle on the fire, the Fire Chief came over and told him he would be hounded by sales people and insurance people trying to get work from him. He was told to take the business card and just say "Thank you" and nothing else. These worthless POS are trying to get a cut of the insurance money and will attempt to say they have a verbal contract with you.

The first one came up to him while the house was still burning trying to help him maximize his insurance payout. ( they fail to mention that they get a cut of the payout )

He said he had a pocketful of business cards by 10 am ( 911 call was just after 6am and the first saleshole got to him at 7am)

The pushiest one walked up to him when Ken and his wife were standing in the next door neighbor's yard. He said "Thanks for the card" numerous times but he just kept up his hard sell. The neighbor's wife got in between them and told him "You are on private property, you have to leave NOW".

He said " I'm not talking to you ( directed at the owner of the property he was standing on ), I'm talking to him"

The fire police literally grabbed the guy by the arm and escorted him off the property.

Sneaks
07-29-2015, 8:11pm
What time did Larry show up? :leaving:

Blademaker
07-29-2015, 8:21pm
<Pump shottie racking> "SIR are you familiar with the trespassing laws in the state of Georgia?

Ummmmm......yeah..........

GTF off my property or consequences will be swift and severe.



Feeling ornery tonight....

JRD77VET
07-29-2015, 8:25pm
<Pump shottie racking> "SIR are you familiar with the trespassing laws in the state of Georgia?

Ummmmm......yeah..........

GTF off my property or consequences will be swift and severe.



Feeling ornery tonight....

When Ken and his wife stopped at the house last night, they were talking with those neighbors and the husband said about his wife " I was really surprised she didn't punch him in the mouth". :seasix:

Ken described her as a 4'-10" 100 lb dynamo who lets you know exactly where you stand. :lol:

OddBall
07-29-2015, 8:35pm
What an unmitigated POS. :mad:

I've never had a problem telling a saleshole to beat it. My home is not a sales counter. They weren't invited and I owe them no courtesy.

JRD77VET
07-29-2015, 8:37pm
What an unmitigated POS. :mad:

I've never had a problem telling a saleshole to beat it. My home is not a sales counter. They weren't invited and I owe them no courtesy.

Those worthless oxygen thieves are in the same class as the salesholes who go thru the obits and try to buy or sell stuff. :mad:

Blademaker
07-29-2015, 8:38pm
When Ken and his wife stopped at the house last night, they were talking with those neighbors and the husband said about his wife " I was really surprised she didn't punch him in the mouth". :seasix:

Ken described her as a 4'-10" 100 lb dynamo who lets you know exactly where you stand. :lol:

"Good things may come in small packages, but so does dynamite and poison."

Book of Steve 6.4

SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84
07-29-2015, 10:33pm
<Pump shottie racking> "SIR are you familiar with the trespassing laws in the state of Georgia?

Ummmmm......yeah..........

GTF off my property or consequences will be swift and severe.



Feeling ornery tonight....

http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/realbunky/Get%20Off%20MY%20Lawn_zps5kggzmat.jpg

island14
07-30-2015, 12:54am
The timing is really rude I think when you are still watching your house smolder and wonder what's left, and where you will sleep that night.. :(


Things are different here and I usually don't mind it when people stop by to sell something.

It's easy to just say no, and many times we get good stuff without having to go to the market.

Fresh fruit and veggies, used clothing, fresh sea foods, taking orders for pork that has not even been slaughtered yet.. as a few examples.

But one morning some asswipe came buy to sell me a prepaid funeral plan.

Luckily I was asleep or would have ran that bastard off fast..


My wife showed me the full color brochure the guy had left later that day..

I'm like WTF!!! how did he find our house? did someone send him? do I look like I'm ready to die? :island14:

Friggin vulture!!!

I was not happy.. :yesnod: