My funny for the day.

[Datawiz]

Just came in from cooking burgers, and my daughter said to me that my wife almost cut her finger off, while preparing veggies for the bird.

She said...."Would you still love mom if she cut her finger off?"

I said, absolutely, that would mean she weighs less. :leaving:

[MrPeabody]

Hope you have a comfortable couch.:yesnod:

[69camfrk]

That one's gonna land ya at the curb.....:kimblair:

[ApexOversteer]

Hope you have a comfortable couch.:yesnod:

Why?

Is his mother going to make him sleep on the couch?

She said...."Would you still love your mom if she cut her finger off?"

[Datawiz]

Why?

Is his mother going to make him sleep on the couch?

Good catch.

Wife was like...."no you didn't". I was laughing my ass off and said she had to admit it was funny. :lol:

[ApexOversteer]

Good catch.

Wife was like...."no you didn't". I was laughing my ass off and said she had to admit it was funny. :lol:

So... is her finger ok?

[boracayjohnny]

Good catch.

Wife was like...."no you didn't". I was laughing my ass off and said she had to admit it was funny. :lol:

:lol::lol:

[Datawiz]

So... is her finger ok?

"Almost" means the knife slipped, but didn't actually make contact with her digits. :seasix:

[OldSarge]

Really, you think that will get you some tonight?

[Stangkiller]

The cutting of her finger may have just been practice for cutting other appendages....sleep lightly my friend.

[DukeAllen]

Really, you think that will get you some tonight?

It will get him the finger.

[Datawiz]

Really, you think that will get you some tonight?

23 years together, that wasn't going to happen anyways. :lol:

[Kerrmudgeon]

Most women would take that as....." so you're saying I'm fat, right" :toetap:

and as we all know, there's no getting out of that one alive.:rofl:

[DukeAllen]

23 years together, that wasn't going to happen anyways. :lol:

So you expect her to forget it when August's romp is due? :lol:

[OddBall]

So anyway, hows the wife's finger?

[Aerovette]

My wife asked me if I would still love her if she got fat. I said of course...and I would miss you too. :D

[island14]

While reading this with a chuckle, I just said to my wife..

"Hey Chubbs. can I have a cup of coffee?"

No Reply so I asked again and she just said don't call me chubbs...

And she went downstairs.. not sure if I'm getting a coffee now or not... :(

[ApexOversteer]

So anyway, hows the wife's finger?

As he said earlier, they put it on ice, rushed to the ER and after several hours of surgery, and a second attempt with a donor finger, it didn't take, and they took her whole hand due to a raging infection....

[boracayjohnny]

While reading this with a chuckle, I just said to my wife..

"Hey Chubbs. can I have a cup of coffee?"

No Reply so I asked again and she just said don't call me chubbs...

And she went downstairs.. not sure if I'm getting a coffee now or not... :(

Damn Tim, you are brave... going into the wolfs den and growling. :lol:

[Bill]

Just more evidence that vegetables are evil and should be banned. The proximate cause of this near miss event is vegetables.

[DukeAllen]

While reading this with a chuckle, I just said to my wife..

"Hey Chubbs. can I have a cup of coffee?"

No Reply so I asked again and she just said don't call me chubbs...

And she went downstairs.. not sure if I'm getting a coffee now or not... :(

If you do, and it smells like almonds, DON'T DRINK IT!

[Cybercowboy]

Wife cuts her finger, I made the kitchen knives too sharp.

I cut my finger, I'm a klutz.

It is what it is.

[island14]

Damn Tim, you are brave... going into the wolfs den and growling. :lol:

Way hadlok oy.. :lol:


She did bring me a coffee by the way. :D

I'm blessed.. :yesnod:

[boracayjohnny]

Way hadlok oy.. :lol:


She did bring me a coffee by the way. :D

I'm blessed.. :yesnod:

:seasix: