All you Southerners...gather 'round!

[lspencer534]

1. Southerners know their vacation spots:
The beach
The rivuh
The crick

2. Southerners know their religions:
Bapdiss
Methdiss
Football

3. Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between "right near" and "a right far piece." They also know that"just down the road" can be 1 mile or 20.

4. Every Southerner knows that tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; that scrambled eggs just ain’t right without Tabasco , and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food.

5. There ain't no magazine named "Northern Living" for good reason. There ain't nobody interested in livin' up north, nobody would buy the magazine!

Got any more? :cert:

[8Up]

No Tobasco around here, just 'hot sauce'. Everything else is right fine.

[Jeff '79]

There he goes again.
Spence throws enough shit against the wall, he know something will stick. :grouphug:

There.... You feel better now?

Post some southern tail up and then we'll talk! :ball:

[island14]

Never buy a pig in a poke my grandpa sometimes said.. :seasix:

[Jeff '79]

Never buy a pig in a poke my grandpa sometimes said.. :seasix:

:wtf: Is that supposed to mean?

Asks the northerner.

[lspencer534]

There he goes again.
Spence throws enough shit against the wall, he know something will stick. :grouphug:

There.... You feel better now?

Post some southern tail up and then we'll talk! :ball:

You're number 7. Guess who's number 1? I must be doing something right.

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/xperience.php

[Bill]

Baptist is pronounced with two b's in the South, as in Southern Babtist.

[Jeff '79]

You're number 7. Guess who's number 1? I must be doing something right.

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/xperience.php

:rofl:

I laughed out loud!

[C5SilverBullet]

You're number 7. Guess who's number 1? I must be doing something right.

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/xperience.php

:lol::lol:

[island14]

:wtf: Is that supposed to mean?

Asks the northerner.



Tell him Spence.. :seasix:

[Rob]

I prefer Crystal over Tabasco any day. If there is no Crystal, then Louisiana hot sauce.

[Jeff '79]

A southern date.

http://i999.photobucket.com/albums/af113/jeff79/annie003.jpg

[Burro (He/Haw)]

A southern date.
A Southern bath.

http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/dd447/gcgyb/Motivational%20posters/11214031_1174977062517633_4088874292979957971_n.jpg

[Aerovette]

Everything is a Coke.

What kind of Cokes ya got?

We also know there is a difference between dinner and supper.

[Kerrmudgeon]

1. Southerners know their vacation spots:
The beach
The rivuh
The crick

2. Southerners know their religions:
Bapdiss
Methdiss
Football

3. Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between "right near" and "a right far piece." They also know that"just down the road" can be 1 mile or 20.

4. Every Southerner knows that tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; that scrambled eggs just ain’t right without Tabasco , and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food.

5. There ain't no magazine named "Northern Living" for good reason. There ain't nobody interested in livin' up north, nobody would buy the magazine!

Got any more? :cert:

You good 'ol boys are so limited in your edumacation, you don't think outside the borders. :slap:
Lot's of us prefer to live up north where the air is clean(cept TO), and crime rates low(er), and nobody has to worry about the cost of his own health. :p

Oh and by the way........:D
http://smartcanucks.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cdn-living.jpg

[DukeAllen]

http://d111vui60acwyt.cloudfront.net/product_photos/2266080/rebel-flag-bikini-2_original.jpg

[Skia]

http://d111vui60acwyt.cloudfront.net/product_photos/2266080/rebel-flag-bikini-2_original.jpg wish I was in the land of cotton" old times there are not forgotten. Look away look away look away Dixieland.

[boracayjohnny]

Southerners know....

...asking, "How's ya mama" is being polite and not an insult like...other places.

...making the statement of, "Let's take a ride" can involve multiple stops, a drive across three counties, and returning with a single small bolt or a cow.

...returning home at midnight in the summer, one may leave the keys in the ignition of your vehicle while leaving the windows down, walk into the house through an unlocked door, go to sleep, and awake to everything where you left it.

[OddBall]

Only Southerners have souls. Yankees do not.
This is why you only find soul food in the south.

[Bill]

You good 'ol boys are so limited in your edumacation, you don't think outside the borders. :slap:
Lot's of us prefer to live up north where the air is clean(cept TO), and crime rates low(er), and nobody has to worry about the cost of his own health. :p

Oh and by the way........:D
http://smartcanucks.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cdn-living.jpg

I have no problems avoiding yoga injuries. I don't do yoga. Problem. Solved. Don't need no magazine article fo' dat.

:bill_daniels:

[NEED-A-VETTE]

No Tobasco around here, just 'hot sauce'. Everything else is right fine.

Tapatio. :dance:







What? :leaving:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

I tried talking myself out of a parking ticket once with a black meter maid. Honest to god, she said "cracka, you gittin' a ticket" I almost pissed myself laughing.

[Defib1961]

Some of the BEST reasons for living down south........(Warning, two nekkid boobs and a nekkid butt.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dYjllisqq8

[MrPeabody]

Tapatio. :dance:







What? :leaving:

:iagree: Cheap, too. I buy it at the dollar store.:yesnod:

[JRD77VET]

Everything is a Coke.

What kind of Cokes ya got?

We also know there is a difference between dinner and supper.

I think that is more of a farming distinction :yesnod:

Dinner is the big meal and supper the evening meal.

[MrPeabody]

I have no problems avoiding yoga injuries. I don't do yoga. Problem. Solved. Don't need no magazine article fo' dat.

:bill_daniels:

In my younger days I took a Yoga class to pick up chicks there. It worked. You should try it. It's like they are auditioning for you.:yesnod:

[Y2Kvert4me]

Some of the BEST reasons for living down south........(Warning, two nekkid boobs and a nekkid butt.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dYjllisqq8The redhead on the cover image of that video is from Norway. :Jeff '79:

[Craig]

You're number 7. Guess who's number 1? I must be doing something right.

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/xperience.php

There's people who haven't been here in weeks, or even months, on the first page; no logical basis. It's kind of like the liberal media's poles on Republican Presidential candidates, self serving nonsense.




That's current events related, not necessarily political; ignore it if it makes y'all uncomfortable.

[Craig]

Some of the BEST reasons for living down south........(Warning, two nekkid boobs and a nekkid butt.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dYjllisqq8

Technically...I counted four nekkid boobs, just to be clear...

[Defib1961]

The redhead on the cover image of that video is from Norway. :Jeff '79:

:slap: ....... :D

[NEED-A-VETTE]

:iagree: Cheap, too. I buy it at the dollar store.:yesnod:

Sriracha, too. It's a staple at my house. :yesnod:

[MrPeabody]

Sriracha, too. It's a staple at my house. :yesnod:

I like Siracha Mayo. Good on breaded fried zucchini.:yesnod:

[Aerovette]

Sriracha, too. It's a staple at my house. :yesnod:

Mine too.

I add it to Buffalo Wing sauce for extra flavor.

Put it on pizza

Chinese food

Scrambled eggs

[NEED-A-VETTE]

I like Siracha Mayo. Good on breaded fried zucchini.:yesnod:

Good sir, I have a bottle of that in the refrigerator, as we speak. :rofl:

It's good on just about everything. :funny:

Mine too.

I add it to Buffalo Wing sauce for extra flavor.

Put it on pizza

Chinese food

Scrambled eggs

All of that. Awesome. Except the buffalo wing sauce thing. That's a little weird. But I'm not here to judge. :leaving:

:D

Any noodle soup with clear broth...stir sriracha in. I add a generous amount to Pho. Delicious.

I also add it to anything I'm using as a marinade, especially for chicken. Or if I'm grilling and brushing on olive oil, I'll mix a little in the oil.

Getting back to the southern side of the thread, I do have a big bottle of red rooster in the refrigerator. :dance:

[MrPeabody]

Good sir, I have a bottle of that in the refrigerator, as we speak. :rofl:

It's good on just about everything. :funny:



All of that. Awesome. Except the buffalo wing sauce thing. That's a little weird. But I'm not here to judge. :leaving:

:D

Any noodle soup with clear broth...stir sriracha in. I add a generous amount to Pho. Delicious.

I also add it to anything I'm using as a marinade, especially for chicken. Or if I'm grilling and brushing on olive oil, I'll mix a little in the oil.

Getting back to the southern side of the thread, I do have a big bottle of red rooster in the refrigerator. :dance:

We went to a new casino near here, and Martin Yan has a Chinese restaurant there. Some of the best Chinese food I've ever had, although it's not hard to beat what's available in my county. Siracha sauce was the only condiment on the table there. I wonder if Martin Yan has a financial interest in the company.

[NEED-A-VETTE]

We went to a new casino near here, and Martin Yan has a Chinese restaurant there. Some of the best Chinese food I've ever had, although it's not hard to beat what's available in my county. Siracha sauce was the only condiment on the table there. I wonder if Martin Yan has a financial interest in the company.

Sriracha makes everything better. :funny:

I even picked up a bottle of sriracha flavored vodka. Just because. :D

[MrPeabody]

Sriracha makes everything better. :funny:

I even picked up a bottle of sriracha flavored vodka. Just because. :D

I just realized I've been spelling it wrong.:lol:

[Jeff '79]

In my younger days I took a Yoga class to pick up chicks there. It worked. You should try it. It's like they are auditioning for you.:yesnod:

You picked up chicks in Yoga class??? Even with your rabid flatulence?? :gozar:

[RonC5]

I tried talking myself out of a parking ticket once with a black meter maid. Honest to god, she said "cracka, you gittin' a ticket" I almost pissed myself laughing.

I am offended by that... I am not a cracker, I am a Saltine American. :D

[Burro (He/Haw)]

I am offended by that... I am not a cracker, I am a Saltine American. :D
I've told that story to a few people over the years and I've gotten the "You should have called her boss." comments. You'd have laughed if you'd have heard her delivery. It was classic.