Rules of sex...

[lspencer534]

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[99 pewtercoupe]

#14...also recommend not saying
Your sister
Your daughter
Your niece

[Bill]

Why should I take off my f***ing socks? What kind of socks am I supposed to wear? Dress socks? Athletic socks?

[DukeAllen]

#14...also recommend not saying
Your sister
Your daughter
Your niece

Hers, or your own? :leaving:

[99 pewtercoupe]

Hers, or your own? :leaving:

:skia:

[CertInsaneC5]

I don't see a problem with 17. :leaving:

[Grey Ghost]

#19 Don't laugh or get the giggles whilst laying the pipe :leaving:

[boracayjohnny]

#17 :rofl::lol:

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Solid list.

[OldSarge]

#8 has cost me a lot in the past.........:rofl:

[boracayjohnny]

These apply to the P-I but may apply to other countries too:

#20 When switching partners in the barracks community bathroom/shower while in the P-I, say please and thank you to the switchee.

#21 Number 20 brings up this one. Check the appendages before getting down to business. This will prevent the dreaded, "We had the same equipment".

#22 Mamasan can and will keep collateral. Ensure what you give Mamasan to hold until you pay her does not have a great amount of sentimental value. This will prevent the bodybuilder friend from losing his mind, tearing doors off hinges, throwing chairs, and then Mamasan magically finding the lost collateral.

[VatorMan]

These apply to the P-I but may apply to other countries too:

#20 When switching partners in the barracks community bathroom/shower while in the P-I, say please and thank you to the switchee.

#21 Number 20 brings up this one. Check the appendages before getting down to business. This will prevent the dreaded, "We had the same equipment".

#22 Mamasan can and will keep collateral. Ensure what you give Mamasan to hold until you pay her does not have a great amount of sentimental value. This will prevent the bodybuilder friend from losing his mind, tearing doors off hinges, throwing chairs, and then Mamasan magically finding the lost collateral.


#23. Put your buddies name on your underwear. :leaving:

[DJ_Critterus]

The Rules of Bedroom Golf:

Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.