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mrvette
07-02-2015, 6:32am
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.

He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth in the

Middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he

turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in

deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they

became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home

with her date. After being informed of the problem, their

daughter's date said he could get the peanut out..
The young man told the father to sit down, and then proceeded to

shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.

When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young

man insisted that it was nothing.

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said,

'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?'

The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, I'd say our son-in-law.'

Milton Fox
07-02-2015, 7:47am
"Wait...wut?"
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000825469/polls_med_1244738463_Jeff_DUNHAMs__Peanut___1236_754664_answer_5_xlarge.jpeg

island14
07-02-2015, 8:35am
:lol:

Steve Austin
07-02-2015, 9:18am
:funnier::funnier::funnier:

RedLS1GTO
07-02-2015, 9:48am
Dammit Gene. :Jeff '79:

CertInsaneC5
07-02-2015, 2:55pm
:rofl:

99 pewtercoupe
07-02-2015, 4:12pm
:rofl::rofl:

MrPeabody
07-02-2015, 4:18pm
:rofl::rofl: Outstanding.

Kerrmudgeon
07-03-2015, 1:42am
good one Gene. :thumbs: