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lspencer534
06-18-2015, 10:55am
Kid: Who are you?

Suspect: I'm Bob.

Kid: Why are you here?

Suspect: The cops think I killed my bother.

Kid: Why?

Suspect: I didn't kill him, he was my brother.

Kid: Why:

Suspect: Because...he just was. We we born to the same parents.

Kid: Why?

Suspect: Because we just were. Our parents had 3 kids.

Kid: Why?

Suspect: They just did, okay? My brother and I were twins, and a few years later my little sister came along.

Kid: Why?

Suspect: She just--look, never mind. I didn't kill my brother. I love him.

Kid: Why?

Suspect: Why what? Why didn't I kill my brother, or why did I love him?

Kid: Why?

Suspect: I had no reason to kill my brother! Why would I want to kill my family?

Kid: Why?

Suspect: I wouldn't! I mean, we're not the closest family, but still....

Kid: Why?

Suspect: Just because....

Kid: Because why?

Suspect: Because I said so!

Kid: Why?

Kid: Whyyy?

Kid: Why why why why shy why why why why why

Kid: Whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy

Suspect: BECAUSE MOMMY AND DADDY LOVED MY BROTHER THE MOST!

Kid: Why?

Suspect: He was born first! He was seven minutes older! I was always living in his shadow!

Kid: Why?

Kid: WWWWHHHHHHYYYYY?

Kid: WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!

Suspect: BECAUSE HE KNEW i WAS A KILLER! I killed my family! I killed my brother! I KILLED THEM ALL!

Kid: Why?

Suspect: I... I don't know.

Kid: Okay. I'm gonna go play with my Legos.

Head Detective: Kid, we've been trying to crack this case for a year, and you did it in 4 minutes.

Kid: Can I have a lollipop?

Head Detective: Just one. Your mom doesn't want to ruin your dinner.

Kid: Why?

Head Detective: Oh, dear God....

[Copied from somewhere]

Mike Mercury
06-18-2015, 10:58am
http://appatomy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kid-police-officer.jpg

Bill
06-18-2015, 10:59am
I'm pretty sure child labor laws would preclude this scenario from ever actually happening.

Uncle Meat
06-18-2015, 12:44pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZMWgW6QNuw

Cybercowboy
06-18-2015, 12:47pm
Kid: Who are you?

Suspect: I'm Bob.

Kid: Why are you here?

Suspect: The cops think I killed my bother.

Kid: Why?

Suspect: I didn't kill him, he was my brother.

Kid: Why:

Suspect leans in close: Adventure Time is on Nickelodeon right now.

Kid: Bye!