lspencer534
06-18-2015, 10:55am
Kid: Who are you?
Suspect: I'm Bob.
Kid: Why are you here?
Suspect: The cops think I killed my bother.
Kid: Why?
Suspect: I didn't kill him, he was my brother.
Kid: Why:
Suspect: Because...he just was. We we born to the same parents.
Kid: Why?
Suspect: Because we just were. Our parents had 3 kids.
Kid: Why?
Suspect: They just did, okay? My brother and I were twins, and a few years later my little sister came along.
Kid: Why?
Suspect: She just--look, never mind. I didn't kill my brother. I love him.
Kid: Why?
Suspect: Why what? Why didn't I kill my brother, or why did I love him?
Kid: Why?
Suspect: I had no reason to kill my brother! Why would I want to kill my family?
Kid: Why?
Suspect: I wouldn't! I mean, we're not the closest family, but still....
Kid: Why?
Suspect: Just because....
Kid: Because why?
Suspect: Because I said so!
Kid: Why?
Kid: Whyyy?
Kid: Why why why why shy why why why why why
Kid: Whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy
Suspect: BECAUSE MOMMY AND DADDY LOVED MY BROTHER THE MOST!
Kid: Why?
Suspect: He was born first! He was seven minutes older! I was always living in his shadow!
Kid: Why?
Kid: WWWWHHHHHHYYYYY?
Kid: WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!
Suspect: BECAUSE HE KNEW i WAS A KILLER! I killed my family! I killed my brother! I KILLED THEM ALL!
Kid: Why?
Suspect: I... I don't know.
Kid: Okay. I'm gonna go play with my Legos.
Head Detective: Kid, we've been trying to crack this case for a year, and you did it in 4 minutes.
Kid: Can I have a lollipop?
Head Detective: Just one. Your mom doesn't want to ruin your dinner.
Kid: Why?
Head Detective: Oh, dear God....
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Suspect: I'm Bob.
Kid: Why are you here?
Suspect: The cops think I killed my bother.
Kid: Why?
Suspect: I didn't kill him, he was my brother.
Kid: Why:
Suspect: Because...he just was. We we born to the same parents.
Kid: Why?
Suspect: Because we just were. Our parents had 3 kids.
Kid: Why?
Suspect: They just did, okay? My brother and I were twins, and a few years later my little sister came along.
Kid: Why?
Suspect: She just--look, never mind. I didn't kill my brother. I love him.
Kid: Why?
Suspect: Why what? Why didn't I kill my brother, or why did I love him?
Kid: Why?
Suspect: I had no reason to kill my brother! Why would I want to kill my family?
Kid: Why?
Suspect: I wouldn't! I mean, we're not the closest family, but still....
Kid: Why?
Suspect: Just because....
Kid: Because why?
Suspect: Because I said so!
Kid: Why?
Kid: Whyyy?
Kid: Why why why why shy why why why why why
Kid: Whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy
Suspect: BECAUSE MOMMY AND DADDY LOVED MY BROTHER THE MOST!
Kid: Why?
Suspect: He was born first! He was seven minutes older! I was always living in his shadow!
Kid: Why?
Kid: WWWWHHHHHHYYYYY?
Kid: WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!
Suspect: BECAUSE HE KNEW i WAS A KILLER! I killed my family! I killed my brother! I KILLED THEM ALL!
Kid: Why?
Suspect: I... I don't know.
Kid: Okay. I'm gonna go play with my Legos.
Head Detective: Kid, we've been trying to crack this case for a year, and you did it in 4 minutes.
Kid: Can I have a lollipop?
Head Detective: Just one. Your mom doesn't want to ruin your dinner.
Kid: Why?
Head Detective: Oh, dear God....
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