Handicap sticker....

[mrvette]

Subject: Handicap Sticker



Today I had to go to the hardware store.

As I approached the entrance, I noticed a driver looking for a parking space.

I flagged the driver and pointed out a handicap parking space that was open and available.

The driver looked puzzled, rolled down her window and said, "I'm not handicapped!"

Well, as you can imagine, my face was red!

"Oh, I'm sorry," I said. I saw your “I'm Ready for Hillary” bumper sticker and just assumed that you suffer from a mental disorder."

She screamed some nasty names at me.

Boy! Some people just don't appreciate it when you're trying to help them out!

[MrPeabody]

Years ago a friend of mine told his wife he was going to get her handicap plates for her car for the five days a month that she was an emotional cripple.

That didn't go well either.:leaving:

[CertInsaneC5]

Years ago a friend of mine told his wife he was going to get her handicap plates for her car for the five days a month that she was an emotional cripple.

That didn't go well either.:leaving:

I did something similar to that to an Ex. Once. The bruises didn't go away for about two weeks. :shots:

[lspencer534]

I had to go to CVS Pharmacy this morning. I parked in a handicapped space, jumped out of my car, and quickly strode to the CVS door. As luck would have it, a cop passed by, gave a little toot with his siren, and yelled at me:
"What's you handicap, Bud?".

"Tourettes!", I yelled back. "Now **** off!".

[99 pewtercoupe]

I had to go to CVS Pharmacy this morning. I parked in a handicapped space, jumped out of my car, and quickly strode to the CVS door. As luck would have it, a cop passed by, gave a little toot with his siren, and yelled at me:
"What's you handicap, Bud?".

"Tourettes!", I yelled back. "Now **** off!".

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

But what happened after he stopped and beat the crap out of you with his baton

[DukeAllen]

F'd up thread. In a good way :D
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