How to make a long-lasting snot rag...

[lspencer534]

Kleenexes (pronounced "Kleen--eee-zees") are a onderful invention...but they suck as snot rags. Blow you nose into one once, and here's what you have:

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Here's a solution: Separate the two plies of a paper towel:

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Many brands of paper towels come with a perforation down half the towel, which makes an ideal sized snot rag:

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But here's the great news: No matter how much snot you blow onto the paper towel, it doesn't fall apart!

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It's soft, too. You're welcome!

[Blademaker]

If this is the stuff you're gonna be posting in your retirement, you really need a hobby, Counselor.

[island14]

Right up there with Snuff Puppets..

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/83472-snuff-puppets.html

[Rob]

There is a paper towel in my pocket every day :seasix:

[m and t's77]

When I was a kid they use to have "Man-size" Kleenex.They would actually last more than once.

MeTV Network | Kleenex Man Size (http://metvnetwork.com/videos/classic-commercials/kleenex-man-size)

[VITE1]

I let the snot fly.

[mrvette]

I been using paper towels for eye and nose draining for some years now...

but when I get up in the AM, I lean over the sink, and sniff water outta my hands, then blow hard and 3-4 times, untill it's ALL gone.....

:issues::rofl:

[LATB]

There is a paper towel in my pocket every day :seasix:

I've carried a cotton hankie in my right front pocket everyday since I can remember. :seasix:

[DukeAllen]

I use an old sock. Then let the wife wonder why my socks are stiff :D

[island14]

I use an old sock. Then let the wife wonder why my socks are stiff :D

You do know that if you jack in a sock for too long you might grow a toenail on the end of it. :island14:

[Sea Six]

Chemwipes FTMFW

[DukeAllen]

You do know that if you jack in a sock for too long you might grow a toenail on the end of it. :island14:

Did you bite the toenail?:ohnoes:

[BADRACR1]

I was repulsed, yet strangely I could not look away.

[markids77]

Scott's "Shop Towels on a Roll". If you are even more parsimonious than Larry, these are strong enough to launder and reuse.