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onedef92
06-01-2015, 10:31am
Man with 1st name 'God' settles with credit rating agency
Posted May 29, 2015
NEW YORK - A New York City man whose first name is God has settled a lawsuit with a credit reporting agency that had refused to recognize his name as legitimate.
Under the agreement reached in Brooklyn federal court this week, Equifax will enter God Gazarov's name into its database. The terms of the settlement were not disclosed.
Gazarov now has a robust 820 credit score.
He says he was shocked by Equifax's refusal to acknowledge his moniker.
The Russian native is a Brooklyn jewelry store owner who is named after his grandfather. He says it's a relatively common name in his native country.
He told the New York Post he's relieved the matter has been settled and plans to buy a new BMW.
Lawyers for Equifax declined to comment.
NEW YORK - A New York City man whose first name is God has settled a lawsuit with a credit reporting agency that had refused to recognize his name as legitimate.
Why on Earth would Equifax care what the man's name is? That doesn't make any sense at all. Nor does tying up the courts with that nonsense. Jeez.
OddBall
06-01-2015, 5:46pm
Finally, God is getting the credit he deserves.
sanchez
06-01-2015, 5:53pm
It would have been a better story if instead of a BMW his credit worthy purchase was a 19 inch solid platinum butt plug.
Man with 1st name 'God' settles with credit rating agency
Posted May 29, 2015
NEW YORK - A New York City man whose first name is God has settled a lawsuit with a credit reporting agency that had refused to recognize his name as legitimate.
Under the agreement reached in Brooklyn federal court this week, Equifax will enter God Gazarov's name into its database. The terms of the settlement were not disclosed.
Gazarov now has a robust 820 credit score.
He says he was shocked by Equifax's refusal to acknowledge his moniker.
The Russian native is a Brooklyn jewelry store owner who is named after his grandfather. He says it's a relatively common name in his native country.
He told the New York Post he's relieved the matter has been settled and plans to buy a new BMW.
Lawyers for Equifax declined to comment.
[Kirk] What does God need with a BMW? [Kirk]
What does God need with a starship - YouTube
Finally, God is getting the credit he deserves.
Excellent. Well done. :Jeff '79:
Excellent. Well done. :Jeff '79:
God has vengeful lawyers.....must be Old Testament God.
God has vengeful lawyers.....must be Old Testament God.
Old Testament is scarry :ohnoes:
It would have been a better story if instead of a BMW his credit worthy purchase was a 19 inch solid platinum butt plug.
He must have had the cash for that. He's leasing the BMW. You wouldn't wanna lease the buttplugg. Residual sucks.
sanchez
06-01-2015, 7:06pm
He must have had the cash for that. He's leasing the BMW. You wouldn't wanna lease the buttplugg, they have a shitty residual.
Fixed.
Fixed.
Seriousl!!!! :seasix:
Divine Intervention: Man with 1st name 'God' settles with credit rating agency
:bilmem: Kind of an odd title for a butt plug thread.
onedef92
06-02-2015, 9:09am
Old Testament is scarry :ohnoes:
God didn't play back then..... :ohnoes:
The Bible Series - Destruction of Sodom & Gomorrah (HD) - YouTube
Mike Mercury
06-02-2015, 9:18am
The Russian native ... is named after his grandfather. He says it's a relatively common name in his native country.
hmmm, and I thought a common male russian name was...
http://adage.com/images/bin/image/medium/11-discover-peggy-032811.jpg
God didn't play back then..... :ohnoes:
The Bible Series - Destruction of Sodom & Gomorrah (HD) - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gye58BHWO5Q)
Thank God for his gift of Jesus our savior. I know there are those who don't believe. But w/o the gift I believe the world would be a much different place today. :willy:
onedef92
06-02-2015, 9:59am
Thank God for his gift of Jesus our savior. I know there are those who don't believe. But w/o the gift I believe the world would be a much different place today. :willy:
Like the song goes, "I'll never know who much it cost to see my sins upon the cross!" :seasix: :angel:
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