Ebay buyer..pissin me off

[island14]

The guy buys a CD Manual for a Cushman Turf Truckster


And leaves this neutral feedback...


useless i dont own a truckster i only wanted the manual for the engine



Seriously..... WTF is rong with people? :confused5:


Ok lets have some fun with this, how would you reply to this feedback? :island14:


Shocking.. they have truckster information in a truckster shop manual?

[Rob]

Just give Ren2x the guys email address and tell him it is someone wanting nekked pics

/solved

[Nemesis]

Prank call either him or Tommy everytime youre having a bad day. Do this for 6 months. Challenge both of them to a fight. Show up with rhim and watch them fight each other. Take bets on the winners. See an amusing fight. Drink rhum. Profit twice.

[lspencer534]

Prank call either him or Tommy everytime youre having a bad day. Do this for 6 months. Challenge both of them to a fight. Show up with rhim and watch them fight each other. Take bets on the winners. See an amusing fight. Drink rhum. Profit twice.

Translate, please.

[ApexOversteer]

Prank call either him or Tommy everytime youre having a bad day. Do this for 6 months. Challenge both of them to a fight. Show up with rhim and watch them fight each other. Take bets on the winners. See an amusing fight. Drink rhum. Profit twice.


Translate, please.

1. Using clever and amusing telephone shenanigans, arrange idiot on eBay to fight RED_85_Z51.

2. Attend fight with rum.

3. Observe fight, consume rum.

[Aerovette]

The guy buys a CD Manual for a Cushman Turf Truckster


And leaves this neutral feedback...





Seriously..... WTF is rong with people? :confused5:


Ok lets have some fun with this, how would you reply to this feedback? :island14:


Shocking.. they have truckster information in a truckster shop manual?


Tell him for an additional $30.00 you will provide a money back guarantee.

[island14]

Tell him for an additional $30.00 you will provide a money back guarantee.

Actually I do give a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee

http://freeshopmanual.com/uploads/photos/Guarantee.jpg


Please Read this Guarantee I give you!

I want you to be completely happy and come back again, So if you feel any item is not exactly as described, or are just unhappy for "any reason" simply email to say you would like a refund, and your purchase price will be Refunded in FULL! . . . "With a Smile!" . . .And you even get to keep the CD!

(Not including postage)

Fair Enough?

[RED-85-Z51]

Probably an onan engine.

Tell him to go jump ass first into a sea of dicks