"I Just Farted"

[StaticCling]

My pilot just farted, and holy smokes it's like something died in here!

I swear to god that I would never jump out of perfectly good airplane, but holy dog shit Im considering it.

Opening the window didn't alleviate it either.

:(

[Bill]

I'm sure your listeners would want to know about this.....a real human interest story.

[Craig]

...gnarly...

[DukeAllen]

Your pilot is Gozar?

[Mike Mercury]

http://i.imgur.com/zWETXoO.jpg

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/31230891.jpg

[island14]

Your pilot is Gozar?

First thing I thought of... :yesnod:

Gozar prolly just pointed at the pilot and blamed it on him.. :datawiz:

[Gozar]

First thing I thought of... :yesnod:

Gozar prolly just pointed at the pilot and blamed it on him.. :datawiz:

A few points I would like to make.

1. If I had farted the OP would not have remained conscious to post about it. :gozar:
2. The pilot was not giggling like a little kid. I would have been. :rofl:
3. The pilot allowed him to open a window/vent. I would not have. :yesnod:

[island14]

Side note for RED: when you first meet a girl that you think is really HOT!

Don't be shy.. just walk right up and ask her to pull your finger.

Works every time.. :seasix:

The best pick up line I ever ever had.. :yesnod:

You guys might laugh, but the point is they laugh, and it gets a conversation going without all the cheezy pickup line crap..

[island14]

A few points I would like to make.

1. If I had farted the OP would not have remained conscious to post about it. :gozar:
2. The pilot was not giggling like a little kid. I would have been. :rofl:
3. The pilot allowed him to open a window/vent. I would not have. :yesnod:

This deserves a TxAg style break down... :rofl:

A few points I would like to make.

1. If I had farted the OP would not have remained conscious to post about it. :gozar:


:rofl:

A few points I would like to make.
2. The pilot was not giggling like a little kid. I would have been. :rofl:


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

A few points I would like to make.

3. The pilot allowed him to open a window/vent. I would not have. :yesnod:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oh Shit.... good stuffs....

:rofl:

:cert:

[DukeAllen]

A few points I would like to make.

1. If I had farted the OP would not have remained conscious to post about it. :gozar:
2. The pilot was not giggling like a little kid. I would have been. :rofl:
3. The pilot allowed him to open a window/vent. I would not have. :yesnod:

I wouldn't have giggled until after he smelled it and was turning green while frantically clawing at the vent. :D

[OldSarge]

Everybody farts, not everybody takes blame, at times, I will !!!

[Kevin_73]

Everybody farts, not everybody takes blame, at times, I will !!!

Good. I'm gonna blame you from now on too. :dance:

[Gozar]

Just as an FYI. You know that power window lock on the drivers door panel in most vehicles?

Yup, that's right I use it as a tool of torture. Had a friend push open the door going 70 mph down the freeway because he couldn't take the pain anymore. True story.

:yesnod::seasix:

[boracayjohnny]

My pilot just farted, and holy smokes it's like something died in here!

I swear to god that I would never jump out of perfectly good airplane, but holy dog shit Im considering it.

Opening the window didn't alleviate it either.

:(

"There's a major accident at the 405/101 so beware of there. Also, the Staples Center is a mess due to a concert later. Finally, my pilot is imitating a cow with his methane production and it's such a bad smell. Back to the studio."

[Gozar]

Question to the OP:

What is it that you do where you have a pilot?

:confused5:

[island14]

Question to the OP:

What is it that you do where you have a pilot?

:confused5:


Air Reporter..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBmFtarnVq8

[Gozar]

Air Reporter..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBmFtarnVq8

They still have those?????

No disrespect intended at all but they eliminated those around here almost 10 years ago. (for traffic at least)

We have one news helicopter, maybe two. NBC and CBS.

:yesnod:

[island14]

He is around LA somewhere, Sandy hears him on the radio.

Sounds like an interesting job.. :yesnod: