If you were homeless

[Petew1971]

Would you get a shopping cart or backpack?

Would you grow a beard or try to stay clean shaven.

and last but not least, would you do the freeway sign thing, or try other ways to get money.

what would your sign say if you went that route?

[Sea Six]

A thread concerning an important topic such as this should really be a poll.




Shopping cart FTMFW. :yesnod:


:smash:



Preferably like the one Hank Hill and his drinking buddies built for their homeless friend.

[DAB]

you can push a cart, you have to carry a pack.

[Exotix]

I'd do a real clever sign ... http://s7.tinypic.com/176dlv_th.jpg


http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/creative-homeless-signs-10.jpg?w=500&h=375

[Petew1971]

you can push a cart, you have to carry a pack.

going uphill would be easier with a pack

I dont think I would do the freeway sign thing, im pretty sure I would turn to criminal activity for money

[Petew1971]

I'd do a real clever sign ... http://s7.tinypic.com/176dlv_th.jpg


http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/creative-homeless-signs-10.jpg?w=500&h=375

Is that Dixie?

[Sea Six]

I hope, for his sake, that mfr's wearing a cup.

[Petew1971]

I hope, for his sake, that mfr's wearing a cup.

his flaw is that hes only asking for quarters..bad business technique

[VITE1]

I'd move to Berkeley CA and run for mayor.

[Mrs. Colleen]

I'd definitely grow a beard. :yesnod:

[Sea Six]

I'd definitely grow a beard. :yesnod:

:hurray:

:rofl:

[Petew1971]

I'd definitely grow a beard. :yesnod:

would you wear small tight shorts so people can see your beard?

[Uncle Pervey]

Shopping cart beyond a doubt! But I'd fix it up so that I could pull it instead of push it. :yesnod: I'd have to shave, I can't stand not shaving about 3 days is as long as I can go.

[MrPeabody]

I'd definitely grow a beard. :yesnod:

would you wear small tight shorts so people can see your beard?

And would your shopping cart have stars on it?

[Petew1971]

Shopping cart beyond a doubt! But I'd fix it up so that I could pull it instead of push it. :yesnod: I'd have to shave, I can't stand not shaving about 3 days is as long as I can go.

I would just steal a car and live in it

[Blademaker]

Push cart.

Already got a beard.

Criminal activity for a living until caught.
Blame society, act crazy, get a govt check every month, let you working slobs pay for my bad habits.
Run for senate. :yesnod:

[Munch]

I always wondered when I lived in Michigan what I would do if I was homeless and always came up with the same answer... Spend the summer hiking my ass south!

[MrPeabody]

I always wondered when I lived in Michigan what I would do if I was homeless and always came up with the same answer... Spend the summer hiking my ass south!

The #1 cause of homelessness is nice weather.

[Petew1971]

The #1 cause of homelessness is Obama.

fixt

[MrPeabody]

fixt

Yeah, 'cause there were no homeless people before he got elected.:lol:

[lspencer534]

Ha! I've got $4250 in Barn Bucks--no worries here!

[Petew1971]

Yeah, 'cause there were no homeless people before he got elected.:lol:

Its just not right that we have a black guy from some tribe in africa in the white house.

He has to be the reason for anything bad

[lspencer534]

The #1 cause of homelessness is nice weather.

Nope! It's because they don't have a place to live.

[MrPeabody]

IBTMTPR&C :dance:

[Petew1971]

Nope! It's because they don't have a place to live.

If I were homeless I would live in your Shed

[MrPeabody]

Nope! It's because they don't have a place to live.

No, there's plenty of places to live, they just can't find them.:D

[Sea Six]

Is Obama Keynesian?

[MEANZ06]

Its just not right that we have a black guy from some tribe in africa in the white house.

He has to be the reason for anything bad

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/ledger-shooting-suspect-0826_rdax.jpg

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/OBOMO.jpg

[F40]

suit case wit wheels

[Petew1971]

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/ledger-shooting-suspect-0826_rdax.jpg

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/OBOMO.jpg

Wheres his teleprompter and his crack pipe?

[MrPeabody]

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/ledger-shooting-suspect-0826_rdax.jpg

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/OBOMO.jpg

See, that guy's not homeless.

Years ago I saw a Buick advertised in the San Francisco paper under Condominiums.

[Petew1971]

See, that guy's not homeless.

Years ago I saw a Buick advertised in the San Francisco paper under Condominiums.

How did the cop even distinguish that black guy from a pile of trash..hes good

[MrPeabody]

How did the cop even distinguish that black guy from a pile of trash..hes good

Slightly different odor.

[Petew1971]

Slightly different odor.

Its a good thing it was daylight so he didnt have to rely on smell

[Kerrmudgeon]

I think I'd become an alcoholic and get into radio work. I heard that's the way to get attention.....:lolsmile:

[Petew1971]

I think I'd become an alcoholic and get into radio work. I heard that's the way to get attention.....:lolsmile:

You would have to be black for that to work.

[Kerrmudgeon]

and no damn regular shopping cart for me.......:D

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2429/3693027093_a2e3e87315_o.jpg

[Z06PDQ]

Wheres his teleprompter and his crack pipe?

**** that...where's the bone in his nose & the grass skirt? :confused5:

[C4Fanatic]

I like the one I saw a dude in Vegas holding the other day:

"Why lie...I need a whore" :rofl:

[Z06PDQ]

You would have to be black for that to work.

Beck is black? :confused5:

[Petew1971]

**** that...where's the bone in his nose & the grass skirt? :confused5:

I like the way you think :cheers:

[Petew1971]

Beck is black? :confused5:

Looks black to me..what is he? He's definitely cut with something

[MEANZ06]

**** that...where's the bone in his nose & the grass skirt? :confused5:


http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/gif%20files/A-ThatsRacist2.gif

[Z06PDQ]

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/gif%20files/A-ThatsRacist2.gif

:rofl:

[Crowvet]

I'd do a real clever sign ... http://s7.tinypic.com/176dlv_th.jpg


http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/creative-homeless-signs-10.jpg?w=500&h=375

If I were hungry I would do the same kind of sign except it would be a donut toss:D never mind.

[Jeff '79]

I'd hitch to Mexico....Cabo preferably, and be a hand on a dive or fishing boat...If I had to sleep on the beach, or hotel deck for a week or so, so be it. I'd charm someone to eventually let me a room, and feed me. I gots da plan..:D

[Petew1971]

I'd hitch to Mexico....Cabo preferably, and be a hand on a dive or fishing boat...If I had to sleep on the beach, or hotel deck for a week or so, so be it. I'd charm someone to eventually let me a room, and feed me. I gots da plan..:D

Or you could just start walking into Bars and kicking the shit out of people until someone from the UFC noticed you...or until you got killed, either way you wouldnt be homeless anymore

[lspencer534]

Or you could just start walking into Bars and kicking the shit out of people until someone from the UFC noticed you...or until you got killed, either way you wouldnt be homeless anymore

Ultimate Fighting Championship?

[Jeff '79]

Or you could just start walking into Bars and kicking the shit out of people until someone from the UFC noticed you...or until you got killed, either way you wouldnt be homeless anymore

I'm a happy drunk......Pain is not in my vernacular, whether I have to live via modern chemistry or not......:D

[LATB]

I saw a guy on the corner, his corner...his sign read:

I'm not a drunk

I'm not an addict

I'm a homeless vet

And I'm hungry


1st thing came to my mind...JOB :bilmem:

[Sneaks]

Enough. I don't think our black members would find some of the comments here all that humorous. :leaving: