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Sea Six
05-02-2015, 9:31pm
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Da fuq's da matter with you?

Can you even get to that one part of the state without stepping in some other state? Is there like a little one lane road that goes through there that you paved thinking "no one will ever notice we were a buncha pussies and couldn't even take enough right of way to make a real man's road so's we could even get all the way around our own state without having to pay a toll to the other he-man states?"

Is it gonna break off? Did you ever think about it ever breaking off? You didn't, did you? How stupid was that?


See, imm thinking strategically (cough cough) that you Marylanders (that sounds gay) should bully your way into that faggoty little state next door and break you off a little piece of that West Virginia and fix that little structural issue you seem to be having with your state.

Food for thought.


:bslap:

VatorMan
05-02-2015, 9:35pm
MD IS a faggoty state. Pretty much as we have the most edumacated state. So that means Obama stickers and Prius's for days.


What was the question ?

BTW- going for crabs in Annapolis tomorrow. :hurray::hurray:

Sea Six
05-02-2015, 9:35pm
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See this right here is where you faggots should invade and take. That part on the right. That little piece over there.

VatorMan
05-02-2015, 9:38pm
No crabs where you are looking. So F off. Vote Obama !

Ms.Gem
05-02-2015, 9:39pm
WTF?:rofl::rofl::rofl::leaving:

DAB
05-02-2015, 9:44pm
I'm not making a MD shaped cutting board.

VatorMan
05-02-2015, 9:46pm
I'm not making a MD shaped cutting board.

Pansy

DAB
05-02-2015, 9:51pm
We escaped there 4.5 years ago. Lived there for 36 years. I did my time.

Sea Six
05-02-2015, 9:52pm
I'm not making a MD shaped cutting board.

'Cause you'd get beat up by all the real man states.
Amirite


:beat:


you them

Fasglas
05-02-2015, 9:52pm
That's OK. I don't think sharp knives are allowed there anyway. EXCEPT to cut fire hoses in Baltimore...

MrPeabody
05-02-2015, 9:53pm
At least they're not America's limp dick, like Florida.

Sea Six
05-02-2015, 9:53pm
What's Maryland known for?






Butter.


That's right butter.





Buncha wimps I tell ya whut

DAB
05-02-2015, 9:54pm
Sharp knives - check
Loaded guns - check
Spare ammo - check
Freedom - check

I'm happy here.

Sea Six
05-02-2015, 9:55pm
Least you could be like Delaware and be known for French's Mustard or some shit but NOOOOO.



:badger:

Mike Mercury
05-02-2015, 10:01pm
MD ... that means Obama stickers and Prius's

that is only funny - because mainly the truth.

Sea Six
05-02-2015, 10:03pm
At least they're not America's limp dick, like Florida.

That's a fukkin HARD ON


your looking at it RONG

LATB
05-02-2015, 10:20pm
I'm in Baltimore (White Marsh) for a few days as some of you know. We grabbed a bite at the TGIF across the street from the hotel. Saw a rather large lady with a shirt with Obama's picture on it in silhouette. Black shirt. Gold sequins. Nicely done. Real fashion statement. :leaving:

Millenium Vette
05-03-2015, 12:11am
I'm in Baltimore (White Marsh) for a few days as some of you know. We grabbed a bite at the TGIF across the street from the hotel. Saw a rather large lady with a shirt with Obama's picture on it in silhouette. Black shirt. Gold sequins. Nicely done. Real fashion statement. :leaving:

Pics?

:D

mrvette
05-03-2015, 2:42am
My only comment is, there are TWO great areas of the state, one is up on the C&O canal built by George Washington......way the hell up and past the Appalachian Trail.....and there is a place known as 4 locks....lock 4.....take your pick, where the Potomac River was dammed , and so forming a wonderful ten mile long stretch of river fairly wide at either end.... what a GREAT PLACE to go with a boat and kids who know how to tube/ski I had a BLAST going there for some years when the kids was little.....

The second is the Chesapeake Bay.....can't find a fish there, you maybe just hang it up man.......Crabbing....BAY Crabs and beer parties memories forever......

Sailing on the Bay....Spa Creek, all down the west coast of the bay, try down to Point Lookout......where we had the largest sail ever seen in some estuary, according to one of the state DNR cops we knew......they were thinking to come pull us outta there, but we knew how to sail.......


been a while.....


:shots:

LATB
05-03-2015, 6:19am
What's Maryland known for...



A lot of great history in the state. Pivotal part of the early formation of our country. One of the 13 colonies. Lord Baltimore. Ft McHenery. Baltimore. Harbor. Etc.

Beautiful places all around the state. The mountainous western part of the state. Chesapeake Bay. Atlantic shoreline. Northern horse country.

Shame the commie progressives ruined it.

sanchez
05-03-2015, 6:23am
Dude, we live in Florida. 'Merica's penis, home to more insanity per capita than Mu other state of the union.

I'm not talking smack about any later state.

I mean, we had a naked guy eat a homeless dudes face.

LATB
05-03-2015, 6:28am
That. And Florida is the only state where you trvel North to get to the South. :willy:

PortDawg
05-03-2015, 7:02am
AS a resident of the Commonwealth of Virginia, every state North of us is jacked. And it starts with the jackbooted Maryland State police.... I live near the Chesapeake Bay and the Ocean and we still have most of our rights here.

mrvette
05-03-2015, 7:30am
AS a resident of the Commonwealth of Virginia, every state North of us is jacked. And it starts with the jackbooted Maryland State police.... I live near the Chesapeake Bay and the Ocean and we still have most of our rights here.

I had more traffic fines than paychecks in that state....stupid strict cops....home of the ill timed traffic lights too....stop every block, lucky to get 2 blocks, stop for the next one turning red in front of you....they starting that crap here in Jax region too, probably under some stupid DOT regs in order to get the $$$$


:issues:

VatorMan
05-03-2015, 1:53pm
AS a resident of the Commonwealth of Virginia, every state North of us is jacked. And it starts with the jackbooted Maryland State police.... I live near the Chesapeake Bay and the Ocean and we still have most of our rights here.

Radar detectors are illegal and 20 over you go to jail- and OUR cops are jackbooted ? Dude, don't look in the mirror.

CertInsaneC5
05-03-2015, 2:03pm
Radar detectors are illegal and 20 over you go to jail- and OUR cops are jackbooted ? Dude, don't look in the mirror.

The popo here won't even look at you at 20 over. 30 over is a different story though. :leaving:

Bill
05-03-2015, 2:13pm
The popo here won't even look at you at 20 over. 30 over is a different story though. :leaving:

The popo here won't even look at you for burglary. 12 over is a different story though.

Broken Wind
05-04-2015, 7:20am
AS a resident of the Commonwealth of Virginia, every state North of us is jacked. And it starts with the jackbooted Maryland State police.... I live near the Chesapeake Bay and the Ocean and we still have most of our rights here.

My work takes me into the District occasionally. Every time I cross the 14th St bridge into Va, the voice inside my head says, "Got my rights back."

VatorMan
05-04-2015, 8:01am
My work takes me into the District occasionally. Every time I cross the 14th St bridge into Va, the voice inside my head says, "Got my rights back."

Let's see....Maryland has a Republican Governor and Virginia has an Uber liberal Democrat Governor. Let's just see how long that attitude lasts.

PortDawg
05-04-2015, 8:06am
Radar detectors are illegal and 20 over you go to jail- and OUR cops are jackbooted ? Dude, don't look in the mirror.

Yeah, I hate that law... But your guys pull over VA Concealed Carry permit holders just to see if they are carrying. Not for ANY other reason. The 2nd Amendment of the Constitution is not law in Maryland, even though they swear to Support and Defend it. Numerous cases over the past year or so to point to.

VatorMan
05-04-2015, 8:36am
Yeah, I hate that law... But your guys pull over VA Concealed Carry permit holders just to see if they are carrying. Not for ANY other reason. The 2nd Amendment of the Constitution is not law in Maryland, even though they swear to Support and Defend it. Numerous cases over the past year or so to point to.

I'm not supporting MD laws and their enforcement at all. Maryland tries it's hardest to out liberal California. But N, Virginia tries to out liberal Maryland.

Sea Six
05-04-2015, 8:38am
They don't call VA The Gestapo State fer nothing.

Will
05-04-2015, 8:45am
AS a resident of the Commonwealth of Virginia, every state North of us is jacked. And it starts with the jackbooted Maryland State police.... I live near the Chesapeake Bay and the Ocean and we still have most of our rights here.

As a temporary and unwilling resident of the Commonwealth of Virginia, it's not quite as jacked as Maryland but definitely close and no longer a state the rest of us southerners consider as part of the South.

The Civil war was a century and a half ago, and the Mason-Dixon no longer makes sense as the border. Culturally and politically, Virginia and Maryland are both now Yankee States, with North Carolina skating on EXTREMELY thin ice.

Virginia and Maryland are so different from the likes of South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas. etc. they might as well be France.

Can't wait to escape this YANKEE chit hole next month.

dwjz06
05-04-2015, 10:29am
In a word Maryland SUCKS! about 6 more years and I'm outta here.:D:cert:

DukeAllen
05-04-2015, 11:15am
In a word Maryland SUCKS! about 6 more years and I'm outta here.:D:cert:

It USED to be a nice place with wonderful people...until the libtards and their "vote democratic for life" slaves ruined it.

The mountains and eastern shore are still nice, but other than planting flowers on my parents grave I don't care if I ever see the area around Baltimore, the city that bleeds, again.