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sanchez
05-02-2015, 7:01am
This morning I start to make a cup of coffee (organic shade tree beans simpleman! Great rec) and I notice after the second scoop of beans that the cup I'm using looks odd. A little familiar too.
3 months ago we had in home physical assessments for a pair of insurance policies. We had to take pee tests. I tossed my pee catcher cup in the trash.
She appearently didn't.
It's now our coffee scoop.
I've heard of waste not want not, but goddamn.
wwomanC6
05-02-2015, 7:03am
:faint:
Re-pee-purpose :Jeff '79:
Ewww. How'd the coffee taste? :rofl:
boracayjohnny
05-02-2015, 7:14am
The never ending cup of pee...err, coffee.
Mirroredshades
05-02-2015, 7:21am
:yum:
Relax, people.....I'm sure she washed it, first. Right? Guys, you (hopefully) wash your hands after peeing and shaking the excess pee on your hands, then go eat BBQ with your hands, and no one is grossed out by that.
I'd be more upset if the wife felt the need to go out and buy a coffee scoop when a perfectly good pee cup was available for free.
DukeAllen
05-02-2015, 9:02am
Piss on that! :puke:
Bet you were a little pissed when you found out.
SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84
05-02-2015, 9:58am
Urine a real depression after that........
Fasglas
05-02-2015, 9:58am
Pisser of a story.
What I learned from this thread:
Sanchez=uppity type who grinds his own coffee beans.
:dance:
DukeAllen
05-02-2015, 11:27am
What I learned from this thread:
Sanchez=uppity type who grinds his own coffee beans.
:dance:
:iagree: now we know why he likes the dirty sanchez
sanchez
05-02-2015, 12:09pm
Relax, people.....I'm sure she washed it, first. Right? Guys, you (hopefully) wash your hands after peeing and shaking the excess pee on your hands, then go eat BBQ with your hands, and no one is grossed out by that.
I'd be more upset if the wife felt the need to go out and buy a coffee scoop when a perfectly good pee cup was available for free.
My wife assured me that she washed it properly and blamed the house keeper for her industrious use of the pee cup.
What I learned from this thread:
Sanchez=uppity type who grinds his own coffee beans.
:dance:
The coffee maker grinds them for me..... Monday - Friday the house keeper operates that.
I technically only grind my own beans on the weekends.
Not sure if that makes me more or less uppity...:leaving:
C5SilverBullet
05-02-2015, 12:22pm
I technically only grind my own beans on the weekends.
Your wife is cool with the house keeper grinding your beans?
The coffee maker grinds them for me..... Monday - Friday the house keeper operates that.
I technically only grind my own beans on the weekends.
Not sure if that makes me more or less uppity...:leaving:
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4Fc-tqYfzIA/hqdefault.jpg
island14
05-02-2015, 12:54pm
Your new sales jingle. :D
Enjoy our Special Blended Sanchez Coffee.. Urine for a great surprise! ©
:cert:
Your wife is cool with the house keeper grinding your beans?
They have an open coffee can.
MrPeabody
05-02-2015, 1:02pm
I find it very odd that the person testing your pee didn't have sterile plastic cups for you to use. Seriously. Very unprofessional having you do it in a coffee cup.
kingpin
05-02-2015, 2:17pm
Pics of wife peeing?
Cybercowboy
05-02-2015, 2:25pm
:rofl:
kingpin
05-02-2015, 7:08pm
Aw cmon someone had to say it.
Bunch of nuns here these days. :p
:rofl::rofl:This thread.:rofl::rofl:
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