A woman wants to get married.

[mrvette]

She asks the first man what he would do for her. He says give her roses and treat her like a princess. The woman is impressed.

She asks the second man what he would do for her. He says he will make friends with her friends and be kind to her parents. The woman is impressed.

She asks the third man what he would do for her. He says he will protect her and always stand up for her. The woman is impressed.

The woman thought for a long time about what each man had done for her.

Then she married the one with the most money.

Women are like that, you know.

[Mike Mercury]

She asks the third man what he would do for her.

He says he will ... get drunk a lot, cheat on her, squander their money on drugs, be absent for days at a time, won't keep steady employment, in & out of jail...



and that's the one she went with.

(corrected for real life outcome)

[86RAG]

:issues:

[island14]

and that's the one she went with.

(corrected for real life outcome)

Women are like that, you know.

:Jeff '79:

[8Up]

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