If I had a smaller dog........ [Archive]

DJ_Critterus

02-12-2011, 9:32am

..... he wouldn't be able to lower his head, put it under the covers, and stick his cold, wet nose in my back to wake me up before the crack of noon when he wants to play.

That is all. Carry on, OT.........

Hoog

02-12-2011, 9:37am

Great Danes are the best. I woke up many mornings with a big nose pressed against my cheek.

DJ_Critterus

02-12-2011, 9:54am

Great Danes are the best. I woke up many mornings with a big nose pressed against my cheek.

Yep. The look they give you is priceless. I'ts a guilt trip you can't ignore. Seeing as how I have no kids, Sir Snarls Barkley fills the role and I can't ignore him. He's my bestest buddy! :lol:

RedLS1GTO

02-12-2011, 9:57am

It could be worse...

My dog woke me up this morning with a fart that almost made me puke.

DJ_Critterus

02-12-2011, 10:03am

It could be worse...

My dog woke me up this morning with a fart that almost made me puke.

Ihave no sense of smell but still can taste everything. It's odd. My boy has let a few go (and they are audible) that have made my wife and me gag wile almost puking a few times too. I wish I could fart as well as he does. :yesnod: That would be hilarious in a car with my friends.

Munch

02-12-2011, 10:05am

We have 2 small dogs and they can jump on the bed, burrow under the covers and have their cold noses up yer butt crack before you even know what's happening. Wanna trade?

DJ_Critterus

02-12-2011, 10:18am

We have 2 small dogs and they can jump on the bed, burrow under the covers and have their cold noses up yer butt crack before you even know what's happening. Wanna trade?

No. I'm not a fan of anything in my butt crack, though I am trying to talkmy wife into agreeing to adopt a mini dachshund pup. My parents have two minis and they are awesome. Plus, my boy likes playing with the smaller dogs and they tend to put him in his place :lol:

I don't mean to go all "Officer Dan the Mustache Man" with my dog pics, but here's one from when Barkleyw as just about 6-7 months old and my parents' youngest mini, Freddy.
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n308/DJ_Critterus/photo2.jpg

Munch

02-12-2011, 10:27am

That's a great looking dog! I went to someones house who had this itsy bitsy dachshund they said it was a teacup dachshund, it was so tiny I'd be afraid of stepping on it. I'd like to get an Irish Wolfhound but I'm still convincing the wife.

DJ_Critterus

02-12-2011, 10:51am

That's a great looking dog! I went to someones house who had this itsy bitsy dachshund they said it was a teacup dachshund, it was so tiny I'd be afraid of stepping on it. I'd like to get an Irish Wolfhound but I'm still convincing the wife.

i love both of my parents' mini-dachs. Their personalities and attitudes are something of wonder and amazement, and like my dog, all they demand is a loving family to live with. Great dogs, IO!

F40

02-12-2011, 10:54am

I wuv all Puppies.

G8rDMD

02-12-2011, 12:47pm

..... he wouldn't be able to lower his head, put it under the covers, and stick his cold, wet nose in my back to wake me up before the crack of noon when he wants to play.

That is all. Carry on, OT.........

:rofl::rofl::leaving:

Bill

02-12-2011, 12:49pm

I wuv all Puppies.

:iagree:

(We are including sweater puppies, right?)

DJ_Critterus

02-12-2011, 1:39pm

:iagree:

(We are including sweater puppies, right?)

That goes without saying. I love those being put against me anywhere in the morning... or any other time for that matter.

Me2

02-12-2011, 4:38pm

This might be the only instance when size DOESN'T matter.

If you had a smaller dog, he / she would just jump on the bed, if not already there, climb under the covers and put his / her cold wet nose on your back to wake you up. The little dog sleeps under the covers curled up w/ me. The big dog sleeps where ever he damn well pleases on the bed. If they wake up before me, they're both pawing me and kissing me to get me up.

DJ_Critterus

02-12-2011, 6:43pm

This might be the only instance when size DOESN'T matter.

If you had a smaller dog, he / she would just jump on the bed, if not already there, climb under the covers and put his / her cold wet nose on your back to wake you up. The little dog sleeps under the covers curled up w/ me. The big dog sleeps where ever he damn well pleases on the bed. If they wake up before me, they're both pawing me and kissing me to get me up.

You do know that since I have a soft spot in my heart for dogs you have to post pictures.

Where are teh pics of the dogs (and no, this won't gain you the ridicule NNdouche gets for posting pics of his wife in every thread)?

DAB

02-12-2011, 6:46pm

nap time for Rosie, small couch in my office...she's an excellent proof reader.:D

http://i937.photobucket.com/albums/ad214/brinkmancorvette/a8011b23.jpg

DJ_Critterus

02-12-2011, 6:50pm

nap time for Rosie, small couch in my office...she's an excellent proof reader.:D
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That's funny. Some of your grammar and spelling shows it :rofl:

My dog is a proof reader and anything I print out that he doesn't like (for ay reason or boredom) he eats. :lolsmile:

Sea Six

02-12-2011, 6:53pm

Where are teh pics of the dogs (and no, this won't gain you the ridicule NNdouche gets for posting pics of his wife in every thread)?

http://members.cox.net/apgiapgi/Molly01.JPG

http://members.cox.net/apgiapgi/Molly02.JPG

http://members.cox.net/apgiapgi/Molly03.JPG

http://members.cox.net/apgiapgi/Molly04.JPG

http://members.cox.net/apgiapgi/Molly05.JPG

http://members.cox.net/apgiapgi/Molly06.JPG

Hoog

02-12-2011, 7:05pm

Seriously, how could you not fall in love with this face?

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd78/DrunkenMime_bucket/Dogs_n_Stuff/Jazz.jpg

themonk

02-12-2011, 7:07pm

Nor would he be tall enough to have himself some Jif.

Sea Six

02-12-2011, 7:09pm

Nor would he be tall enough to have himself some Jif.

:rofl:

DAB

02-12-2011, 7:16pm

That's funny. Some of your grammar and spelling shows it :rofl:

My dog is a proof reader and anything I print out that he doesn't like (for ay reason or boredom) he eats. :lolsmile:

and yet, you understand it all.

if i was writing something for $$, then yeah, i'd go thru it twice and fix up any goofs.

i'll tell Rosie she's doing great, per DJ.....:D

OddBall

02-12-2011, 7:24pm

Girlfriends little Fiest (kin to a Jack Russel) out in the field with Oakie.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e28/visund/Pets/DSC02848.jpg

I am too as big as a horse!

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e28/visund/Pets/DSC02842.jpg

RedLS1GTO

02-12-2011, 7:29pm

My pup...

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p90/botch1980/IMG_4179.jpg

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p90/botch1980/IMG_4145.jpg

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p90/botch1980/pup1.jpg

...and doing what he does best.

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p90/botch1980/IMG_20110110_212628.jpg

DJ_Critterus

02-12-2011, 8:00pm

and yet, you understand it all.

if i was writing something for $$, then yeah, i'd go thru it twice and fix up any goofs.

i'll tell Rosie she's doing great, per DJ.....:D

Rosie(not he O'Donell bitch) knows what I like.

What age did you first meet Rosie and did you get caught?

DJ_Critterus

02-12-2011, 8:02pm

Girlfriends little Fiest (kin to a Jack Russel) out in the field with Oakie.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e28/visund/Pets/DSC02848.jpg

I am too as big as a horse!

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e28/visund/Pets/DSC02842.jpg

You're as big as a horse... :willy:

Have you ever tried a diet or sweatin' to the oldies?

DAB

02-12-2011, 8:02pm

Rosie(not he O'Donell bitch) knows what I like.

What age did you first meet Rosie and did you get caught?

Rosie was a pound pooch, my mother in law adopted her, and when Mom could not care for her anymore, we got her. she's about 12-13 now.

HOWSER

02-13-2011, 1:56pm

I know I said it before when you first got him, but he's a beautiful pup. I've had two Danes now and they were terrific companions.

Below is Norman, my 13 month old Wolf Hound. He's even more gentle than my two Danes were.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5057/5441003161_81919395db.jpg

Sea Six

02-13-2011, 2:03pm

Have you ever tried a diet or sweatin' to the oldies?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

:rep:

Ms Red_Rocket_2004

02-13-2011, 2:10pm

Very cool doggie thread! They all look cozy!

DJ_Critterus

02-13-2011, 8:14pm

i'll tell Rosie she's doing great, per DJ.....:D

Scratch her behind the ears, too :thumbs:

DJ_Critterus

02-13-2011, 8:16pm

Rosie was a pound pooch, my mother in law adopted her, and when Mom could not care for her anymore, we got her. she's about 12-13 now.

Nice. At least she ended up with a good home. I've always believed tat God takes care of the people who care for his other creatures. :thumbs:

Kerrmudgeon

02-13-2011, 8:28pm

You must be joking....out little schnauzer would jump on the bed and lick your face to wake you up, and he didn't break the bank for dog food, and his poops were not gorilla sized....:D