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NeedSpeed
04-06-2015, 12:26pm
http://40.media.tumblr.com/065c07cbb2b56ad383e2ab1f934623fa/tumblr_nmajhnaq521qewacoo1_500.jpg

:D

DukeAllen
04-06-2015, 12:28pm
When it turns red does a rifle come out and shoot the stupid Fs?

Superstreet
04-06-2015, 12:28pm
:lol: Truth or joke? :lol:

Craig
04-06-2015, 12:30pm
:lol: Truth or joke? :lol:

Yes.

Bill
04-06-2015, 12:39pm
When it turns red does a rifle come out and shoot the stupid Fs?

They already have those:

http://www.fortlauderdalecriminalattorneyblog.com/703px-red-light-camera-springfield-ohio.jpg

lspencer534
04-06-2015, 3:36pm
They already have those:

http://www.fortlauderdalecriminalattorneyblog.com/703px-red-light-camera-springfield-ohio.jpg

Chicago--right?

VITE1
04-06-2015, 3:59pm
:rofl:

Aerovette
04-06-2015, 5:23pm
I heard a story about a guy that was behind a woman in traffic and at every light she would start putting on make up. The light would change and she would sit there working on her face. The guy would blip the horn and she would hit the gas. This happened several times and he decided to try something. At the next light, while still red, he blipped the horn and she hit the gas...nailing the car in front of her.

This may or may not be a true story.

Kerrmudgeon
04-06-2015, 5:57pm
...can you make it so it slaps them in the head when it turns green? :slap:

OldSarge
04-06-2015, 6:08pm
I have had people (usually girls ) in front and behind, on their phones, I think the ones in behind you are worse. I always brace myself, in case they don't stop.

Kerrmudgeon
04-06-2015, 6:16pm
I have had people (usually girls ) in front and behind, on their phones, I think the ones in behind you are worse. I always brace myself, in case they don't stop.

Hey Brian:seeya: I had one idiot slim in front of me last fall completely miss an advanced green, holding up the whole line of cars behind her. When it turned red I got out of my truck and went up and knocked LOUD on her window to roll it down. When she did I yelled at her telling her she held up numerous people and to put the DAMN phone down!......I think she peed herself! :rofl:
I was back in my truck by the time it turned green. :lilred:

Bill
04-06-2015, 6:21pm
Hey Brian:seeya: I had one idiot slim in front of me last fall completely miss an advanced green, holding up the whole line of cars behind her. When it turned red I got out of my truck and went up and knocked LOUD on her window to roll it down. When she did I yelled at her telling her she held up numerous people and to put the DAMN phone down!......I think she peed herself! :rofl:
I was back in my truck by the time it turned green. :lilred:

You're lucky you live in the Great White North. If you had done that in Texas, you probably would have gotten shot.

mrvette
04-06-2015, 6:34pm
What I totally hate the most is the 50'+ idiots that hold up traffic flow.....talking many of them 200' behind the other car in the center lane on a 3 lane commercial highway.....and they the first to stop for every stupid DOT Federal controlled traffic light, deliberately timed to cause traffic congestion.....

this observation goes back many a decade.....time to shut down the DOT cold with no funding what so ever.....

:issues:

99 pewtercoupe
04-06-2015, 7:05pm
Hang Up And Drive!