Woman Claims Grocer Tricked Her Into Eating Bodily Fluid

[Wathen1955]

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. -- A woman said an Albuquerque grocery store employee offered her a sample of yogurt that may have actually been bodily fluid, according to police.

Police haven't released many details about the incident.

The grocery store employee who gave the woman the questionable yogurt has been arrested on an unrelated felony warrant. The employee was identified as Anthony Garcia, 31.

Police said the incident happened at the Sunflower Market on Coors Boulevard and Alameda Boulevard on Tuesday night.

A woman said Garcia asked her if she would sample a new yogurt at the store. When she tried it, she told police that the so-called yogurt tasted just like bodily fluid.
Woman Claims Grocer Tricked Her Into Eating Bodily Fluid - Albuquerque News Story - KOAT Albuquerque (http://www.koat.com/r/26621136/detail.html)

and the follow story...

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. -- A 31-year-old Albuquerque man accused of giving his semen disguised as a free yogurt sample may face a battery charge for the incident, police say.

Albuquerque police said DNA tests showed Sunflower Market employee Anthony Garcia gave his semen to a female customer disguised as a free yogurt sample, and police sources said the man may have tried the same thing at a different Sunflower location.

“The Albuquerque Police Department confirmed that the sample taken last week from the Sunflower Market was semen,” said Trish Hoffman, of the Albuquerque Police Department. “It was confirmed that the sample was from Anthony Garcia.”

Police said Garcia was booked on an outstanding warrant for a criminal sexual contact of a minor, but it's what he's accused of doing inside a store that has received national attention.

Investigators said Garcia offered a female customer a sample of what he said was Greek yogurt, but she called the police. The police did a DNA test and now, Garcia may face a battery charge.

Police said that another allegation has been waged against Garcia after the first victim accused him of passing off semen as yogurt.

“(We) have never dealt with a case like this in all the years (that) I've been in law enforcement. It's horrific. It's horrific for the victim,” Hoffman said.

Hoffman said even the U.S. Food and Drug Administration is involved with the investigation.

“If in fact there was a tampering with the food, (FDA officials) could possibly seek charges,” Hoffman said.
Police: DNA Links Man To Semen In Yogurt - Albuquerque News Story - KOAT Albuquerque (http://www.koat.com/r/26814918/detail.html)

[army2000]

I bet she never realized all those years of sperm tasting would pay off...no telling how many others would have fallen victim to this heinous crime had she not "blown" the lid to this case....

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. --

A woman said Garcia asked her if she would sample a new yogurt at the store. When she tried it, she told police that the so-called yogurt tasted just like bodily fluid.

[Sea Six]

That sure was a dick move on his part.

[Petew1971]

:iagree: all that pole smoking paid off. She was ready

[Sea Six]

:iagree: all that pole smoking paid off. She was ready

It would be hard to develop probable cause for the arrest affidavit without the benefit of her educated palate as a point of reference.

I can just imagine getting her witness statement, and trying to keep a straight face while writing the report and collecting evidence on this one.

:ack:



:puke:

[island14]

It would be hard to develop probable cause for the arrest affidavit without the benefit of her educated palate as a point of reference.

I can just imagine getting her witness statement, and trying to keep a straight face while writing the report and collecting evidence on this one.

:ack:



:puke:

:rofl: :rofl:



Out of curiosity, what would your line of questioning be to get all the facts?

:waiting:

[Sea Six]

Arrive on scene, identify the complainant as well as any suspect(s) and witnesses, locate and preserve any physical evidence / surveillance video, separate all and get their stories and if possible sworn witness statements, determine through the totality of the circumstances whether probable cause exists. If so, make arrest(s) or radio for bolo of suspects, or apply for a warrant. If no PC, but there is reasonable suspicion, follow up with investigations.

Same pretty much as any call.

[Petew1971]

It would be hard to develop probable cause for the arrest affidavit without the benefit of her educated palate as a point of reference.

I can just imagine getting her witness statement, and trying to keep a straight face while writing the report and collecting evidence on this one.

:ack:



:puke:

Mam, how many years of experience do you have with cum guzzling?

[DAB]

NM is a different state....:shots:

[Sea Six]

Mam, how many years of experience do you have with cum guzzling?

There's always "that" officer on scenes such as this.

:leaving:

[island14]

Mam, how many years of experience do you have with cum guzzling?

That's more what I was thinking... :lol:

Arrive on scene, identify the complainant as well as any suspect(s) and witnesses, locate and preserve any physical evidence / surveillance video, separate all and get their stories and if possible sworn witness statements, determine through the totality of the circumstances whether probable cause exists. If so, make arrest(s) or radio for bolo of suspects, or apply for a warrant. If no PC, but there is reasonable suspicion, follow up with investigations.

Same pretty much as any call.

No! No! No! ......NO!

I mean what would you have said?

So Mam, it taste like bodily fluids, which type of bodily fluid? blood? urine?, oH!

YOU MEAN cum??? (Insert supprised face look)

And how do you know what Cum taste like Mam?

Get the idea now Pre? :rofl:

Lets hear your professional questioning on this.. :D


:cheers:

[Sea Six]

Honestly, I would get her statement to include her opinion as to what had happened as accurately as possible.

Unless I had a confession by the suspect, or witnesses, or video surveillance or something that showed the substance either was or was likely to contain semen, I would likely hold off on making an arrest that night until DNA testing showed it was in fact semen. If his DNA wasn't already in the system and available for matching, the fact that the substance did turn out to be semen might be enough for probable cause to get a judge to order a warrant to take his DNA. From there, an arrest may or may not be made.

If I made an arrest that night and the PC I developed on the scene was based on the woman's opinion alone, lacking anything else such as a confession, witnesses or surveillance video, the risk is that the whole case could be lost by the PC being tossed by the judge... then the SOB is free to do this again to someone else. :mad:

There are probably other issues that I'm not thinking of without actually being on such a scene that could tip my LE action in another direction, but since you guys asked, maybe this gives you a general idea.

Sometimes it turns out that the guy has an arrest warrant for something else, or there are other charges that can put him in jail for the night.

[DAB]

or she's a nut job looking to make some guy's life miserable.

man, people sure are weird....

[Kerrmudgeon]

that's why you should always make sure the security seal is in place. And why it's a good idea not to be a douche in a restaurant......:lol:

[Sea Six]

or she's a nut job looking to make some guy's life miserable.

man, people sure are weird....

That's always the possiblity. As LE you have to keep an open mind and look at all sources of information, and look to see what the totality of the circumstances is leading you to. Ask questions, listen, look, etc. Determine if there was any prior relationship between the two. If so, what was the nature of the relationship? Was it domestic? How long ago did the relationship end? How did it end?


etc. etc. etc.

Some vindictive person could conceivably have obtained semen from a completely different manner (i.e. mutually acceptable to both parties... *ahem), and they then call LE and provide a falsely incriminating story... offering the physical evidence and a false affidavit implicating the other party in a crime.

You just have to weigh all the evidence, try to be careful not to upset victims by asking questions that they may lead them to think that we are looking at them as the suspect... when in fact we're just doing our jobs and doing a thorough investigation... or what we said, or should have, or should not have said. :(

All the while, you have to keep a watch and be ready to respond (going from 0 to 60 immediately) if the suspect decides to run, attack you, attack the victim or witnesses, or destroy evidence. Every witness and the victim are talking at once. You have to maintain charge of the scene for the sake of everyone's safety. You have to keep one ear on the radio and keep track of all the other activity of each and every other officer. Other calls are piling up, your backup is leaving, crime scene techs and/or major investigations are telling you they aren't going to respond so it's on you to do the entire job, and meanwhile the sergeant is asking you how much longer you're going to be on this call.

Scenes like this... sometimes LE is damned if we do, damned if we don't in so many ways, and on so many levels. It's part of what makes the job so tough... especially when the public makes their own decisions about what we should have and shouldn't have done in the investigation.

You just have to do the best job you can, and try to be sensitive as you ask the questions. Document and articulate the reasons why you did what you did, hope you covered everything, and hope for the best. Get all the info from all parties involved in case further leads require further investigation.

:bilmem:

[DAB]

sounds like a job i'd suck at. but i know that, so i pursue other lines of endeavor.

"man's got to know his limitations"

[island14]

The procedure information is interesting and thank you, but...

My question is.... What would you have said to her?


:shots:

[1911fool]

sounds like a job i'd suck at. but i know that, so i pursue other lines of endeavor.

"man's got to know his limitations"

Well, there may be an opening in the yogurt testing department. :kick:

:rofl:

[island14]

Mam, how many years of experience do you have with cum guzzling?

And..

Here's a tissue wipe your face! :rofl:


There is a funny side of this in a twisted way, but if this had happened to anyone I know I would be very angry!

I wonder if someone can get AIDS from drinking bodily fluid :confused5:

[Sea Six]

The procedure information is interesting and thank you, but...

My question is.... What would you have said to her?


:shots:

I thought I answered... sigh. Get her story, ask specific questions about whatever statements she said. See if her story is changing or if there are any inconsistencies with other witnesses or evidence.


Well, there may be an opening in the yogurt testing department. :kick:


:rofl:

:rofl: Funny.




1911, you want to help out here with some of Island's questions? Apparently my answers are not what he's looking for. :lolsmile:

[1911fool]

Well Ma'am are you sure it was semen you tasted?
yes..
are you an expert in the taste of semen?
yes..
do you spit or swallow?
swallow...
Would you like to go to a movie friday?

[Sea Six]

Well Ma'am are you sure it was semen you tasted?
yes..
are you an expert in the taste of semen?
yes..
do you spit or swallow?
swallow...
Would you like to go to a movie friday?

See, this is the type of expert sensitive interrogation techniques I was talking about.

:rep:

[1911fool]

True story:

EMT's are called to a lady's house. She is in "distress".
Upon arriving they find said lady with a bottle stuck. Seems a vacuum happened and the bottle she was using wouldnt come out.
any way they take her to the hospital and the Dr. removes the bottle.

A few days later, one of the EMTs decides he's horny and wants to find an "easy piece". so he goes to the previously mentioned lady's home. Knocks on the door, tells her he is one of the EMTs who helped her the other night and asks her out. She gets pissed and slams the door and nearly breaks his arm.

[Sea Six]

True story:

EMT's are called to a lady's house. She is in "distress".
Upon arriving they find said lady with a bottle stuck. Seems a vacuum happened and the bottle she was using wouldnt come out.
any way they take her to the hospital and the Dr. removes the bottle.

A few days later, one of the EMTs decides he's horny and wants to find an "easy piece". so he goes to the previously mentioned lady's home. Knocks on the door, tells her he is one of the EMTs who helped her the other night and asks her out. She gets pissed and slams the door and nearly breaks his arm.

Oh my God. :eek:

How long ago was this?

In the 70's, the chief would have probably congratulated him.

Today, he'd be hung out to dry.

[1911fool]

Oh my God. :eek:

How long ago was this?

In the 70's, the chief would have probably congratulated him.

Today, he'd be hung out to dry.

It was early '90s.

[island14]

Well Ma'am are you sure it was semen you tasted?
yes..
are you an expert in the taste of semen?
yes..
do you spit or swallow?
swallow...
Would you like to go to a movie friday?

Thank you for answering for him..!



Friggin engineers don't get it sometimes..... :rofl:


:cheers:

[Sea Six]

Thank you for answering for him..!



Friggin engineers don't get it sometimes..... :rofl:


:cheers:

That's probably it. I'm too tired to get the fact that I'm on an OT forum right now.

good night


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[island14]

True story:

EMT's are called to a lady's house. She is in "distress".
Upon arriving they find said lady with a bottle stuck. Seems a vacuum happened and the bottle she was using wouldnt come out.
any way they take her to the hospital and the Dr. removes the bottle.

A few days later, one of the EMTs decides he's horny and wants to find an "easy piece". so he goes to the previously mentioned lady's home. Knocks on the door, tells her he is one of the EMTs who helped her the other night and asks her out. She gets pissed and slams the door and nearly breaks his arm.


Sounds like Geodon..

[1911fool]

Thank you for answering for him..!



Friggin engineers don't get it sometimes..... :rofl:


:cheers:


Prs and I have very similar backgrounds. He is engineer who got into LE. I went the exact opposite. I was a LEO who went into engineering.

[Sea Six]

Prs and I have very similar backgrounds. He is engineer who got into LE. I went the exact opposite. I was a LEO who went into engineering.

Wow. I didn't know that.

:cheers:

See you guys in the morning.

[atomic punk]

I bet she never realized all those years of sperm tasting would pay off...no telling how many others would have fallen victim to this heinous crime had she not "blown" the lid to this case....

:rofl::rofl:

[island14]

http://freeshopmanual.com/uploads/photos/Swallowing.jpg

[Blademaker]

or she's a nut job looking to make some guy's life miserable.

man, people sure are weird....

:iagree:

[VatorMan]

Well Ma'am are you sure it was semen you tasted?
yes..
are you an expert in the taste of semen?
yes..
do you spit or swallow?
swallow...
Would you like to go to a movie friday?

:lol:

[theriver]

Well Ma'am are you sure it was semen you tasted?
yes..
are you an expert in the taste of semen?
yes..
do you spit or swallow?
swallow...
Would you like to go to a movie friday?

bwahahaaa!

[Sea Six]

bwahahaaa!

That 1911... he ain't right.



:sadangel:

:willy:

[Burnt C6]

So just how much semen was in that sample cup and when was the last time you saw sperm that wasn't close to clear in color and had nowhere near the consistency of Yogurt.

I can hear a good defense lawyer making this statement during questing
Lawyer: have you ever had Greek Yogurt before?
Girl: No
Lawyer: did you know that the defendant is park Greek?
Girl: No
Lawyer: Have you ever heard the phrase Purple headed Yogurt slinger?
Girl: Yes
Lawyer: then did the defendant not give you a sample of Greek yogurt?

[Barn Babe]

So just how much semen was in that sample cup and when was the last time you saw sperm that wasn't close to clear in color and had nowhere near the consistency of Yogurt.



That's what I was wondering. :waiting:

[Sea Six]

I'm thinking it was probably fresh-squeezed. Farm fresh.

[onedef92]

That is seriously jacked up. Shoulda OD'd that headline gold, though. Zingers like that one don't come along every day. Trust me, I know.....

[island14]

That 1911... he ain't right.



:sadangel:

:willy:

You were so tired he had to fill in....:lol:

[Sea Six]

You were so tired he had to fill in....:lol:

:thumbs:

[Sea Six]

That is seriously jacked up. Shoulda OD'd that headline gold, though. Zingers like that one don't come along every day. Trust me, I know.....

Let's hear your ideas!

:waiting:

[onedef92]

Let's hear your ideas!

:waiting:

No need. You hear my ideas daily. :)

[Sea Six]

No need. You hear my ideas daily. :)

Oh, come on! At least one.


:waiting:

[GEODON]

True story:

EMT's are called to a lady's house. She is in "distress".
Upon arriving they find said lady with a bottle stuck. Seems a vacuum happened and the bottle she was using wouldnt come out.
any way they take her to the hospital and the Dr. removes the bottle.

A few days later, one of the EMTs decides he's horny and wants to find an "easy piece". so he goes to the previously mentioned lady's home. Knocks on the door, tells her he is one of the EMTs who helped her the other night and asks her out. She gets pissed and slams the door and nearly breaks his arm.

My buddies parents own a flower shop and they have this Asian driver who's not all there. Well he was delivering flowers to this lady who's husband is in the army. He did the same thing. He went back to her house and asked her out. She complained and they fired the kid.

[onedef92]

Oh, come on! At least one.


:waiting:


Take a guess as to what I'd have headlined it. ;)

[C5SilverBullet]

I bet she never realized all those years of sperm tasting would pay off...no telling how many others would have fallen victim to this heinous crime had she not "blown" the lid to this case....

I wouldn't mind meeting her.

[Kevin_73]

Reminds me of an old joke:

A guy wearing a mask goes in to a sperm bank with a gun.
He tells the teller "open the vault, now"
The teller responds, "But Sir, this is a sperm bank."
"I don't give a ****," the guys says.
They go to the vault and she opens it. Te guy then grabs a vial of sperm an says," Drink it now bitch or I will kill you."
The teller then gulps the sperm as she trembles with fear.
The guy says," Now drink another,"
The teller does as she is told.
Then the guy takes off his mask and says," See honey, it isn't that bad is it

:leaving:

[neece]

Take a guess as to what I'd have headlined it. ;)

"Cum and get your Greek Yogurt while it's hot!":leaving:

[C5SilverBullet]

I wonder if she took a second bite, just to verify.

[onedef92]

Another true story: During the late 1980's an employee at a Burger King restaurant in Louisville's West End was caught on security camera whacking his monkey into a vial of mayonnaise that was believed to have been served to customers before the manager was made aware of the incident.

The store was closed by the health department until everything could be thoroughly sanitized and inspected. And the employee lost his job and was jailed for six months.

The running jokes by the radio DJ's and TV personalities hurled at that store were predictably off the chain, i.e. "Home of the Whopper" "Special Sauce" "Secret Sauce" etc... but I still won't eat at that restaurant.:leaving:

[Sea Six]

Take a guess as to what I'd have headlined it. ;)

Easy Come, Easy Go?

[Petew1971]

Maybe she can suck the dicks of people from 3 different ethnicity in the courtroom blindfolded, for a demonstration, and then swish the semen around in her mouth and tell the court whos the black guy, the mexican guy and the Indian guy