PDA

View Full Version : Gay Driver


Milton Fox
03-20-2015, 5:02pm
My neice just moved to St Paul and started working as a waitress at this place next to a watch repair shop.

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj280/Dilemma_1962/HG01_zpskcr5fxbm.jpg


Today, she told me some old geezer drove up in an old C4 (she thinks) and went to the watch shop next door for a few minutes and then come in and was seated in her section. He was trying to flirt with her and she could barely keep from laughing, because his toupe had almost slipped off his head. He was also wearing this cheap casio watch from the '80s that he keep checking while she was at the table. Explaining he just got a new battery for it.

http://www.h-spot.net/watches/trafalgar.jpg


Turns out though he was gay! About half way though his sissy burger he picked up a magazine sitting on the counter a few spots down. The magazine is called 'Lavender' and it caters to the GLBT community. He didnt seem afraid she said because he picked it up and then sat back down and browsed roght through it.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BojX3FfQJII/UtBlsPiLtHI/AAAAAAAABNI/RlCUptQxAyY/s1600/1506918_10201514189078081_2080311994_n.jpg

When she dropped off the check the magazine was open to an article on used car dealers. He asked her for a pen so he could write down the guys contact information.

http://post.carsforsale.com/dealerimagefiles/header183865.png


When she came back to pick up the check he was still looking at the magazine but was looking at an articles on gay drivers now. He left her a ridiculously small tip, but with her being a young coed she is pretty sympathetic to minority groups, as long as they conduct themselves like adults. But she said this guy was muttering something about overriding thoughts about leaving ridiculous tips to the impossibly cute coed and trying to separate yourselves from society with 'our community' type comments, it will always be just that. 'Your community.' Not the community, your community. As he went out the door he shouted out "We're special, logic does themselves a rather large disservice". :island14:

His watchband must have broke because his casio was sitting in the booth. She thnks it broke when he was struggling to get his big full belly out of the booth. She said he dropped his hair, too!

http://ohlmanngroup.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/iStock_000013151876XSmall.jpg

So here's this new Coed waitress at the Highland Grill thinking; I wonder if this hard luck man was known by anyone here who could arrange to return his watch and hair.

Pics of neice (as required), but not the same guy she was talking about...

http://lakehighlands.advocatemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/39065_143523372338954_8256764_n.jpg

Skia
03-20-2015, 5:08pm
11/10 :hurray: Better than the original thread.

Bill
03-20-2015, 5:13pm
This is quite possibly the best parody thread I have ever read. This should be a sticky for all to enjoy, in perpetuity.

:cheers:

DAB
03-20-2015, 5:13pm
:clap:

Rob
03-20-2015, 5:15pm
Excellent use of pics

Burro (He/Haw)
03-20-2015, 5:20pm
11/10 :hurray: Better than the original thread.
Lick my greezy butthole.

This is quite possibly the best parody thread I have ever read. This should be a sticky for all to enjoy, in perpetuity.

:cheers:
I'm just gonna have to agree and leave it at that. :rofl:

OddBall
03-20-2015, 5:23pm
11/10 :hurray: Better than the original thread.

:iagree:

:funnier: :funnier:

DukeAllen
03-20-2015, 5:24pm
:funniest:

Fasglas
03-20-2015, 5:25pm
11/10 :hurray: Better than the original thread.

:iagree:

http://smileys.emoticonsonly.com/emoticons/p/parrot-90.gif http://smileys.emoticonsonly.com/emoticons/p/parrot-90.gifhttp://smileys.emoticonsonly.com/emoticons/p/parrot-90.gifhttp://smileys.emoticonsonly.com/emoticons/p/parrot-90.gifhttp://smileys.emoticonsonly.com/emoticons/p/parrot-90.gif

Five parrot award

:seasix:

CertInsaneC5
03-20-2015, 5:28pm
11/10 :hurray: Better than the original thread.

This ^^^ EPIC!!! :funniest:


This is quite possibly the best parody thread I have ever read. This should be a sticky for all to enjoy, in perpetuity.

:cheers:

:iagree: :cert:

CertInsaneC5
03-20-2015, 5:31pm
:iagree:

http://smileys.emoticonsonly.com/emoticons/p/parrot-90.gif http://smileys.emoticonsonly.com/emoticons/p/parrot-90.gifhttp://smileys.emoticonsonly.com/emoticons/p/parrot-90.gifhttp://smileys.emoticonsonly.com/emoticons/p/parrot-90.gifhttp://smileys.emoticonsonly.com/emoticons/p/parrot-90.gif

Five parrot award

:seasix:

I don't think I have even seen that given before. :faint::D

Sea Six
03-20-2015, 5:35pm
Very nice

Would read again

island14
03-21-2015, 6:54am
:Jeff '79:

99 pewtercoupe
03-21-2015, 7:00am
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Well played Sir

MikeB
03-21-2015, 7:49am
I choose to give you 9/10.

Nice use of visual media, although I'd be worried what my browser
history would should because of that rag shot.......

:seasix:

Ol Timer
03-21-2015, 7:58am
Most excellent. A new standard for parrots! :hurray:

CertInsaneC5
03-21-2015, 8:11am
Most excellent. A new standard for parrots! :hurray:

That bar is pretty high now. :ohnoes:

Chuck A
03-21-2015, 8:24am
I have no clue WTF is going on
beer me now ASAP
very insane, indeed

CertInsaneC5
03-21-2015, 8:42am
I have no clue WTF is going on
beer me now ASAP
very insane, indeed

Its on the front page :skia:

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/81093-gays-drive.html

Chuck A
03-21-2015, 10:59am
Its on the front page :skia:

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/81093-gays-drive.html

ok its all good, i guess i need to be more hip, still dont understand, but its all good:needcoffee:

Stevedore
03-22-2015, 1:54pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/stevedore/applause_zpsljbs9m1y.jpg

78SA
03-22-2015, 2:43pm
More pics of neice. Is she single? :waiting:

Milton Fox
03-22-2015, 2:55pm
All the real ones are married now. A few more years still on the grand neices!

But while you wait enjoy this GQ photo of Tracy who is somebody else's niece!

http://media.aintitcool.com/coolproduction/ckeditor_assets/pictures/9103/original/tracys.jpg?1347881917