Milton Fox
03-20-2015, 5:02pm
My neice just moved to St Paul and started working as a waitress at this place next to a watch repair shop.
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj280/Dilemma_1962/HG01_zpskcr5fxbm.jpg
Today, she told me some old geezer drove up in an old C4 (she thinks) and went to the watch shop next door for a few minutes and then come in and was seated in her section. He was trying to flirt with her and she could barely keep from laughing, because his toupe had almost slipped off his head. He was also wearing this cheap casio watch from the '80s that he keep checking while she was at the table. Explaining he just got a new battery for it.
http://www.h-spot.net/watches/trafalgar.jpg
Turns out though he was gay! About half way though his sissy burger he picked up a magazine sitting on the counter a few spots down. The magazine is called 'Lavender' and it caters to the GLBT community. He didnt seem afraid she said because he picked it up and then sat back down and browsed roght through it.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BojX3FfQJII/UtBlsPiLtHI/AAAAAAAABNI/RlCUptQxAyY/s1600/1506918_10201514189078081_2080311994_n.jpg
When she dropped off the check the magazine was open to an article on used car dealers. He asked her for a pen so he could write down the guys contact information.
http://post.carsforsale.com/dealerimagefiles/header183865.png
When she came back to pick up the check he was still looking at the magazine but was looking at an articles on gay drivers now. He left her a ridiculously small tip, but with her being a young coed she is pretty sympathetic to minority groups, as long as they conduct themselves like adults. But she said this guy was muttering something about overriding thoughts about leaving ridiculous tips to the impossibly cute coed and trying to separate yourselves from society with 'our community' type comments, it will always be just that. 'Your community.' Not the community, your community. As he went out the door he shouted out "We're special, logic does themselves a rather large disservice". :island14:
His watchband must have broke because his casio was sitting in the booth. She thnks it broke when he was struggling to get his big full belly out of the booth. She said he dropped his hair, too!
http://ohlmanngroup.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/iStock_000013151876XSmall.jpg
So here's this new Coed waitress at the Highland Grill thinking; I wonder if this hard luck man was known by anyone here who could arrange to return his watch and hair.
Pics of neice (as required), but not the same guy she was talking about...
http://lakehighlands.advocatemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/39065_143523372338954_8256764_n.jpg
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj280/Dilemma_1962/HG01_zpskcr5fxbm.jpg
Today, she told me some old geezer drove up in an old C4 (she thinks) and went to the watch shop next door for a few minutes and then come in and was seated in her section. He was trying to flirt with her and she could barely keep from laughing, because his toupe had almost slipped off his head. He was also wearing this cheap casio watch from the '80s that he keep checking while she was at the table. Explaining he just got a new battery for it.
http://www.h-spot.net/watches/trafalgar.jpg
Turns out though he was gay! About half way though his sissy burger he picked up a magazine sitting on the counter a few spots down. The magazine is called 'Lavender' and it caters to the GLBT community. He didnt seem afraid she said because he picked it up and then sat back down and browsed roght through it.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BojX3FfQJII/UtBlsPiLtHI/AAAAAAAABNI/RlCUptQxAyY/s1600/1506918_10201514189078081_2080311994_n.jpg
When she dropped off the check the magazine was open to an article on used car dealers. He asked her for a pen so he could write down the guys contact information.
http://post.carsforsale.com/dealerimagefiles/header183865.png
When she came back to pick up the check he was still looking at the magazine but was looking at an articles on gay drivers now. He left her a ridiculously small tip, but with her being a young coed she is pretty sympathetic to minority groups, as long as they conduct themselves like adults. But she said this guy was muttering something about overriding thoughts about leaving ridiculous tips to the impossibly cute coed and trying to separate yourselves from society with 'our community' type comments, it will always be just that. 'Your community.' Not the community, your community. As he went out the door he shouted out "We're special, logic does themselves a rather large disservice". :island14:
His watchband must have broke because his casio was sitting in the booth. She thnks it broke when he was struggling to get his big full belly out of the booth. She said he dropped his hair, too!
http://ohlmanngroup.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/iStock_000013151876XSmall.jpg
So here's this new Coed waitress at the Highland Grill thinking; I wonder if this hard luck man was known by anyone here who could arrange to return his watch and hair.
Pics of neice (as required), but not the same guy she was talking about...
http://lakehighlands.advocatemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/39065_143523372338954_8256764_n.jpg