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ApexOversteer
02-10-2011, 9:05pm
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb164/ApexOversteer/amber-heard-5.jpg


Yup. Well, maybe...

Millenium Films Producer Avi Lerner (The Expendables, Bad Lieutenant) has told Empire Magazine that he has chosen a director and a star for the off-again-on-again remake of Red Sonja, to be filmed between the just completed Conan The Barbarian remake and the planned Conan sequel.

Simon West (Con-Air, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider) will direct and the slimmie in the slip up top there is Amber Heard (Pineapple Express, Drive Angry), the actress tipped to wear almost nothing while kicking ass, by Crom!

One problem. Heard has just been cast to play a Playboy Bunny in NBC's pilot Playboy, a potential drama series set in the NYC Playboy Club. If the show goes to series it may mean Heard has to pass on the Barbarian chick.

That would be a shame.

lspencer534
02-10-2011, 9:10pm
Just put her on screen with no clothes on. I don't GAF what they call the movie, TV show, whatever. She doesn't even have to speak any lines.

Entropy
02-10-2011, 9:31pm
That chick is fire, but Red Sonja was one of the worst movies I've ever seen, and I've seen most of the stuff by Ed Wood.

nypearson
02-10-2011, 10:10pm
That chick is fire, but Red Sonja was one of the worst movies I've ever seen, and I've seen most of the stuff by Ed Wood.





True.






:iagree:

Datawiz
02-10-2011, 11:29pm
I'd like to see her in a movie. Not sure I want to see a remake of the governator's movies.

Then, again, Conan the Barbarian was one I enjoyed very much. In fact, I need to queue that one up and watch again.

I had his sword practice memorized after his resurrection. :yesnod:

Scissors
02-11-2011, 5:32am
I always figured that any chick playing a role like that of Red Sonja should be, oh...I don't know, fit? This chick is built for modeling, but not for fighting. There are plenty of hot fitness models out there. Find one who acts well and use her.

joecaver
02-11-2011, 5:37am
if only that slip were 2 inches shorter :D

ApexOversteer
02-11-2011, 10:35am
I always figured that any chick playing a role like that of Red Sonja should be, oh...I don't know, fit? This chick is built for modeling, but not for fighting. There are plenty of hot fitness models out there. Find one who acts well and use her.

I have to agree. You need a chick that looks like she just stepped out of a Frazetta painting on the cover of Heavy Metal Magazine...

carlton_fritz
02-11-2011, 10:39am
I always figured that any chick playing a role like that of Red Sonja should be, oh...I don't know, fit? This chick is built for modeling, but not for fighting. There are plenty of hot fitness models out there. Find one who acts well and use her.

I have to agree. You need a chick that looks like she just stepped out of a Frazetta painting on the cover of Heavy Metal Magazine...
Christina Cox - IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0184965/)

http://monsterscifishow.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/004tcr_christina_cox_011.jpg

Cybercowboy
02-11-2011, 10:42am
I mean, she's OK I guess.

http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo287/anicetea/amber%20heard/AmberHeard2.jpg

ApexOversteer
02-11-2011, 12:21pm
Christina Cox - IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0184965/)

http://monsterscifishow.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/004tcr_christina_cox_011.jpg

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb164/ApexOversteer/2009-10-20_Christina_Cox.jpg

Oh yeah, that is exactly what I'm talking about. THAT is a badass Frazetta chick.

Kevin_73
02-11-2011, 12:38pm
That chick is fire, but Red Sonja was one of the worst movies I've ever seen, and I've seen most of the stuff by Ed Wood.

:iagree:
I wonder if they are going to try and remake all of Dino Delarentis's shitty movies.

I guess next will be the remake of Maximum Overdrive, then King Kong Lives. :willy::willy:

(and I even worked on King Kong Lives) :leaving:

carlton_fritz
02-11-2011, 12:40pm
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb164/ApexOversteer/2009-10-20_Christina_Cox.jpg

Oh yeah, that is exactly what I'm talking about. THAT is a badass Frazetta chick.
The things i would do to her....

ApexOversteer
02-11-2011, 12:42pm
:iagree:
I wonder if they are going to try and remake all of Dino Delarentis's shitty movies.

I guess next will be the remake of Maximum Overdrive, then King Kong Lives. :willy::willy:

(and I even worked on King Kong Lives) :leaving:

Maximum Overdrive remake is in development...

Kevin_73
02-11-2011, 12:54pm
Maximum Overdrive remake is in development...

:lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile:

Blademaker
02-11-2011, 2:38pm
Hot

comp
02-11-2011, 2:55pm
YES:cheers:

Meeko87
02-11-2011, 2:58pm
Thou shall not have lust in ones heart, go in peace

Kevin_73
02-11-2011, 3:02pm
Thou shalt label me a hypocrite

Fixed that for you :cheers:

Meeko87
02-11-2011, 3:15pm
Fixed that for you :cheers:

After losing all of my barnbucks to gambling I have turned over a new leaf, and started focusing on what is more important in life, not barnbucks, I no longer crave these just the warmth in my heart from the almighty.

thkauffman
02-11-2011, 3:23pm
After losing all of my barnbucks to gambling I have turned over a new leaf, and started focusing on what is more important in life, not barnbucks, I no longer crave these just the warmth in my heart from the almighty.

Liars make Baby Jesus cry.

And you need to capitalize Almighty.

Petew1971
02-11-2011, 3:29pm
red sonia sucked but was somewhat entertaining..if they show more skin this time it might be better.

remakes remakes remakes..geezez

Meeko87
02-11-2011, 3:42pm
Liars make Baby Jesus cry.

And you need to capitalize Almighty.

Nevermind I have barnbucks now I am back on the wagon.

American Made
02-11-2011, 4:38pm
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb164/ApexOversteer/amber-heard-5.jpg


Yup. Well, maybe...

Millenium Films Producer Avi Lerner (The Expendables, Bad Lieutenant) has told Empire Magazine that he has chosen a director and a star for the off-again-on-again remake of Red Sonja, to be filmed between the just completed Conan The Barbarian remake and the planned Conan sequel.

Simon West (Con-Air, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider) will direct and the slimmie in the slip up top there is Amber Heard (Pineapple Express, Drive Angry), the actress tipped to wear almost nothing while kicking ass, by Crom!

One problem. Heard has just been cast to play a Playboy Bunny in NBC's pilot Playboy, a potential drama series set in the NYC Playboy Club. If the show goes to series it may mean Heard has to pass on the Barbarian chick.

That would be a shame.

Quoting for the picture refresh! Pretty much perfect legs. What a beauty.:groupwave:

Kerrmudgeon
02-11-2011, 4:45pm
http://www.wikifeet.com/pictures/Christina-Cox-Feet-179697.jpg
She'd DO!