bar in Kentucky.......

[ottawabarber]

A guy walks into a bar in Kentucky and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No", says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."

[joesgulfstream]

Not bad,not bad at all. By the way does he mount them from the back or the front ? :D

[Sweet 90]

:shots::rofl::rofl:
Good one Bro!

[RedLS1GTO]

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[Sweet 90]

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:iagree:
Yeah, aren't Canadian jokes racist?:leaving:
Thanks for sticking up for me:rofl:

ps: Yes Bryan, I did notice the KY, hence no jokes about Kentucky that my Texan friends have told me:D

[RedLS1GTO]

:iagree:
Yeah, aren't Canadian jokes racist?:leaving:
Thanks for sticking up for me:rofl:

ps: Yes Bryan, I did notice the KY, hence no jokes about Kentucky that my Texan friends have told me:D

Canadian jokes are ok because...well... it's Canada. Duh. :rofl:


The second part of that is I don't like Kentucky and I don't claim it as home. Never have, never will. I am just here for a job offer that I couldn't pass up.

[Wathen1955]

Not bad,not bad at all. By the way does he mount them from the back or the front ? :D
This thread is worthless without pics. :rofl:

[ottawabarber]

Canadian jokes are ok because...well... it's Canada. Duh. :rofl:


The second part of that is I don't like Kentucky and I don't claim it as home. Never have, never will. I am just here for a job offer that I couldn't pass up.

Ahhhhhh Errrrr...... sorry to mention KY jelly oooops Kentucky :slap: but I figured I could deal with a few cat scratches, but that Texas dog bite might really hurt.:beat:

[PLRX]

I didnt know Brian do animals. :confused5:

[Frizlefrak]

Not bad,not bad at all. By the way does he mount them from the back or the front ? :D

Does it really matter? :lol:

[joesgulfstream]

Does it really matter? :lol:
Oh yes it does my flea bitten K9, " Where's the Teeth ". :)

[navyndi2]

:rofl::rofl::cheers: