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vetteman9368
02-09-2011, 11:58pm
yes, yes, i know its hard to believe but you have got to read this story from today. NO cliff's notes.

So today I met a friend of mine and one of the guys he works with(trent) for lunch at Hooters. A girl i know from way back is our waitress so she talks to us quite a bit. Trent comments to us how hot one of the other waitresses was ( she is, no pics, sorry. Didn't know it was going to play out like this). Well when the waitress brings the check she says "don't forget your moms wives, or girlfriends on valentine's day". My buddy says "well trent here doesn't have a valentine, go find him one". She comes back a few minutes later with the hottest waitress in the place and says "Trent, this is Amber, Amber this is Trent". The boy FROZE, could barely get his name out, it was awful. So after they left we are giving him a hard time about it, and he says " i didn't know what to say to her". So we leave, still busting his balls.
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Wait, there's more. So a little while later my buddy calls and says " you should go give that waitress you know Trent's number to give to Amber". So i decide, sure, why not. Let's throw him under the bus. I go back and tell my friend that Trent is really a nice guy but he was worried that we were going to embarrass him and didn't really know what to say when put on the spot. She tells me that "Amber thought he was cute, but will he talk if she calls him?". So I gave her the number and left.

Fast forward to tonight and the girl texts him. He's been texting back and forth with her for 2 hours, but thinks that its one of us screwing with him. He honestly doesn't believe its her, and is scared to call thinking one of us is going to answer and laugh at him.

Bottom line is that, at least JoeBuck tries. He may fail miserably but at least he gets back up, dusts hims self off and tries again. This guy Trent is terrified of a Hooters Girl and is going to screw this up one way or another. I mean seriously, hooters girls get hit on all the time, and this one texted HIM. That should tell him something, but noooooooooo.

DJ_Critterus
02-10-2011, 12:08am
You should try to read the texts without him knowing about it and grill him in a suspicious, detailed manner if he's such a loser and won't jump all over her.

HOWSER
02-10-2011, 12:08am
I have friends that sound a lot like you and I too would think the same thing. Maybe he'll come around and take that leap of faith and call. What's the worst that'll happen besides you answering?

carlton_fritz
02-10-2011, 12:09am
$5.

DJ_Critterus
02-10-2011, 12:10am
Joebuck should call the dude, introduce himself, explain his reputation, and start giving the guy pointers on the best way to score.

vetteman9368
02-10-2011, 12:14am
Joebuck should call the dude, introduce himself, explain his reputation, and start giving the guy pointers on the best way to score.

:rep:

vetteman9368
02-10-2011, 12:15am
I have friends that sound a lot like you and I too would think the same thing. Maybe he'll come around and take that leap of faith and call. What's the worst that'll happen besides you answering?

valid point

Nemesis
02-10-2011, 12:26am
Fast forward to tonight and the girl texts him. He's been texting back and forth with her for 2 hours, but thinks that its one of us screwing with him. He honestly doesn't believe its her, and is scared to call thinking one of us is going to answer and laugh at him.

I did that to a friend once. He was so pissed when I sent him a picture of myself. :lolsmile: I don't blame your friend for being cautious.

kylebuck
02-10-2011, 12:31am
Joebuck should call the dude, introduce himself, explain his reputation, and start giving the guy pointers on the best way to score.

let me go get a bud ice out the fridge...and Ill school the kid on not giving up and all that shit.

atomic punk
02-10-2011, 12:45am
let me go get a bud ice out the fridge...and Ill school the kid on not giving up and all that shit.

:monkeybutt:

vetteman9368
02-10-2011, 9:14am
let me go get a bud ice out the fridge...and Ill school the kid on not giving up and all that shit.

need his number? lol

DJ_Critterus
02-10-2011, 9:24am
let me go get a bud ice out the fridge...and Ill school the kid on not giving up and all that shit.

Not gay enough. Follow The Monk's lead and make it a Bud Light Lime.

kylebuck
02-10-2011, 9:47am
Not gay enough. Follow The Monk's lead and make it a Bud Light Lime.

man i like bud ice.

wicked_c6
02-10-2011, 10:23am
Maybe your friend has teh Ghey in him.

xXBUDXx
02-10-2011, 11:57am
All these stupid words and no pictures? :toetap:

Joecooool
02-10-2011, 12:05pm
Sounds like the South Park episode when Butters went to Raisins.

Raisins (Season 7, Episode 14) - Video Clips - South Park Studios

The_Dude
02-10-2011, 12:07pm
Joebuck should call the dude, introduce himself, explain his reputation, and start giving the guy pointers on the best way to score.
No need. I'm married.

DJ_Critterus
02-10-2011, 12:34pm
No need. I'm married.

:rofl: I *cokespewed* a little.

kylebuck
02-10-2011, 12:42pm
All these stupid words and no pictures? :toetap:

:leaving:

i was brought into this thread because it has my name in it..
idk i was supposed to bring pictures ...so
i sent you one to your phone

DJ_Critterus
02-10-2011, 2:22pm
:leaving:

i was brought into this thread because it has my name in it..
idk i was supposed to bring pictures ...so
i sent you one to your phone

What about the rest of us?

xXBUDXx
02-10-2011, 2:23pm
:leaving:

i was brought into this thread because it has my name in it..
idk i was supposed to bring pictures ...so
i sent you one to your phone

:dance: