OK, you got to try this...

[Cybercowboy]

This guy talks slow. But, if you click the widget that looks like a gear at the bottom right of the HTML5 video control, you can set the playback speed to 2x. Then play the video. He sounds completely normal. :lol:

Funny slow talker in a news interview - YouTube

[Mike Mercury]

he looks like a hung-over Jerry Springer.

[Chuck A]

heavy duty scar on his face
very not understanding whats going on

[Mike Mercury]

could not find this "2x" thing.

But I did a google search on "XXX" and...

[Marc]

turn on auto generated sub-titles :rofl::rofl:

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

Slow talker but he didn't waste any time later trying to put the munch on
the female reporter....:rofl:

[Rob]

So did the dog make it or not :confused5:



oh - and I dont get the html5 speed up option either.

[Cybercowboy]

could not find this "2x" thing.

But I did a google search on "XXX" and...

Click play, then pause. Lower right there is a YouTube thing, and to the left of it is a gear-shaped icon/widget that you can click on and change the playback speed. This assumes you are playing as HTML5, which is what this video defaults to under the current forum settings. I'm using Chrome, BTW.

You can set Chrome (or other browsers) to play YouTube videos in HTML5 by default by visiting this page (https://www.youtube.com/html5) and making HTML5 playback the default.

[Kerrmudgeon]

:rofl:....he wasn't too slow not to hit on the reporter at the end!

Maybe that's why he still has a full head of hair....everything's happening in slow motion, including losing his hair.


I once stopped to ask for directions in Alabama, and this old country guy in overalls and a straw hat talked exactly like that. Well, before he was half way through the directions I had forgotten all the first half....just kept nodding my head like I got everything, then I said thanks very much and went back to the truck shaking my head, still no clue where I was.... :rofl:

[Mike Mercury]

Click play, then pause. Lower right there is a

didn't work, but someone has already uploaded a double-speed version... and you are right !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYlXx2FnZh8

[Cybercowboy]

didn't work, but someone has already uploaded a double-speed version... and you are right !

What browser? Computer or mobile?

When you right-click on the player, does it say "About HTML5 Player" at the bottom of the popup menu?

I get the speed control on the video you just posted up, and 2x on it is really funny. :lol:

[NeedSpeed]

I like the 1/2 speed version :D

[Jobaka]

set the playback speed to 2x. Then play the video. He sounds completely normal.

:funny: Holy crap, that's a riot.



turn on auto generated sub-titles :rofl::rofl:

:rofl: Subtitles courtesy of mrvette.

[Jobaka]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d39/LowFlyrVette/Settings_zps5cxtgqfy.png

Click on Settings, then on Speed.

[Milton Fox]

:rofl:

[Cybercowboy]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d39/LowFlyrVette/Settings_zps5cxtgqfy.png

Click on Settings, then on Speed.

Thank you! Hopefully that will help somebody. :lol:

[OddBall]

Looks like there is some pixelation going on around the microphone.

[Jobaka]

Thank you! Hopefully that will help somebody. :lol:

:funny: A picture is worth a thousand... of those... things...

[Mike Mercury]

Subtitles courtesy of mrvette.

:rofl: :lol: :rofl:

[Aerovette]

turn on auto generated sub-titles :rofl::rofl:

Holy crap that's funny !! I wish I could get a text file of that CC. :lol:

[Aerovette]

Thank you! Hopefully that will help somebody. :lol:

Nope, I do not have that option. The other two, yes, but not speed.

[Mike Mercury]

Nope, I do not have that option. The other two, yes, but not speed.

same here. Watch the double speed version I linked to in post #10

[Cybercowboy]

same here. Watch the double speed version I linked to in post #10

But what operating system? What browser? Mobile?

[Chris Fowler]

That is trippy. :lol:

[Mike Mercury]

But what operating system? What browser? Mobile?

XP, IE-8, desktop.

[Cybercowboy]

XP, IE-8, desktop.

:lol:

Uh, OK, you don't count. Pretty sure IE8 and HTML5 aren't really friends. I would suggest upgrading at some point there young man. :D

[Rob]

didn't work, but someone has already uploaded a double-speed version... and you are right !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYlXx2FnZh8

:rofl: this is great to watch how fast people are walking around in the background :rofl::rofl:

[Cybercowboy]

XP, IE-8, desktop.

Have you considered at least putting Chrome on that antique? You'll then have the ability to connect to secure https servers running 256 bit or higher AES encryption (unlike IE8) and also have most of HTML5 functionality. Plus it's more secure. A lot more secure. A. Lot.

[Mike Mercury]

I use FireFox as a backup browser.

But, I never update solely because Microsoft says to; only when I absolutely have to.

[Cybercowboy]

I use FireFox as a backup browser.

But, I never update solely because Microsoft says to; only when I absolutely have to.

Well, that's not really saving you much considering there hasn't been any updates to XP for a year now. :lol:

MS has totally stopped support for XP. That means all the security fixes applied to IE are a year out of date - meaning IE8 is about as secure as a block of swiss cheese. IE is the most heavily targeted browser, and IE8 in particular is really heavily targeted because XP can't run anything beyond IE8 and any security breaches discovered in the last year will never be plugged. So when you hit a suspicious site using IE8 running on XP, they of course detect that (trivial) and you can almost see them rubbing their hands together.

[Olustee bus]

Click play, then pause. Lower right there is a YouTube thing, and to the left of it is a gear-shaped icon/widget that you can click on and change the playback speed. This assumes you are playing as HTML5, which is what this video defaults to under the current forum settings. I'm using Chrome, BTW.

You can set Chrome (or other browsers) to play YouTube videos in HTML5 by default by visiting this page (https://www.youtube.com/html5) and making HTML5 playback the default.

What browser? Computer or mobile?

When you right-click on the player, does it say "About HTML5 Player" at the bottom of the popup menu?

I get the speed control on the video you just posted up, and 2x on it is really funny. :lol:

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d39/LowFlyrVette/Settings_zps5cxtgqfy.png

Click on Settings, then on Speed.

Have you considered at least putting Chrome on that antique? You'll then have the ability to connect to secure https servers running 256 bit or higher AES encryption (unlike IE8) and also have most of HTML5 functionality. Plus it's more secure. A lot more secure. A. Lot.


Ok, somebody draw them some stick men and maybe they will git it.

[Mike Mercury]

MS has totally stopped support for XP.

what does that mean; that XP de-installs itself on a particular date?

:)

for my home machine; the point is moot. I ran 98 for many - many years after the "sales promotion - disguised as a scare tactic" warning. Will do the same with XP. EVERYTHING WORKS right now, including some old programs that aren't easy to replace (developers are out of business). If the first issue is not being able to run YT in the 2x mode... well...

moot.

[Cybercowboy]

what does that mean; that XP de-installs itself on a particular date?

It just means that any and all security holes discovered by hackers in the last year are completely open and unfixed by Microsoft, so they know for a fact when you hit their server that they can send an attack and there's nothing that will stop it most likely, because they can use an IE8 exploit and bypass any anti-virus stuff most likely.

I still have an XP box here, I turn it on occasionally for certain reasons but it is so painfully slow compared to my Win7 desktop that it's simply a joke. For instance, it takes about 10 minutes for it to fully boot up and start all the stuff. My Win7 box boots in, oh, 45 seconds or so? I'm not talking getting to the logon screen, I'm talking to where stuff isn't still loading in the background after logging in. And that XP box is a dual-core running at 2.8 GHz with 4 GB RAM, it's no slouch.

HOLY CRAP TWO DEER JUST RAN BY MY OFFICE WINDOW! :lol:

Anyway, personally I would advise against running XP, especially if using IE8, to browse the interwebs. It would be so easy to pick up malware like a key logger that they could use to scrape all your logins/passwords. I would give this advice to anyone.

[8Up]

didn't work, but someone has already uploaded a double-speed version... and you are right !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYlXx2FnZh8

I kept waiting for him to say "It was pandelirium!"