Hey Liz... I managed not to offend any heffalumps.

[DJ_Critterus]

My wife dragged my ass through two different ROSS stores for a combined total of three trips. I didn't offend anybody or piss my wife off bitching the whole time. Must have been residuals from the pain meds running that show :yesnod:

[kylebuck]

My wife dragged my ass through two different ROSS stores for a combined total of three trips. I didn't offend anybody or piss my wife off bitching the whole time. Must have been residuals from the pain meds running that show :yesnod:

you did it wrong.

[Sea Six]

you did it wrong.

:withstupid:


You're supposta leave them wanting MOAR, when you actually gave them nothing.

:smash:

[DAB]

Hide inside dress displays, say "pick me, pick me" as heffalumps pass by.

[Sea Six]

Hide inside dress displays, say "pick me, pick me" as heffalumps pass by.

:yesnod:


Or, make earth-shattering "PCCCCHHHHH, PCCHHHH, PCCCHHHH" noises with every step they take.

[MEANZ06]

:yesnod:


Or, make earth-shattering "PCCCCHHHHH, PCCHHHH, PCCCHHHH" noises with every step they take.

:rofl:

[oyealiz]

I went to one ROSS tonight. There was hardly anyone there. I'm guessing the same was true at the stores you frequented today, and that is why you were able to make it without offending anyone. :yesnod: :lol:

Three trips but only two ROSS stores? Your wife disobeyed two rules:

(1) Never leave anything at ROSS that you think you might want, as it is liable to be gone when you return. (She must have done this if you had to go back there!)

(2) If you actually get your Significant Other to go to ROSS with you, do not risk angering him (and him never wanting to go with you again) by taking him back to a ROSS you've already visited!!!

ps I'm still impressed, as you must have also managed to avoid angering the store security and the cashier since you said you didn't piss anyone off. :lol:


Disclaimer: This post assumes that you didn't piss off skinny folks while leaving the heffalumps in peace. :rofl:

[Kerrmudgeon]

ROSS store? don't have them here.:toetap:

[Yamma]

I only go there for sundresses in the summer. I never find anything else there that I actually like.


.....but it is great for people watching. :D

[TheHammer]

My wife dragged my ass through two different ROSS stores for a combined total of three trips. I didn't offend anybody or piss my wife off bitching the whole time. Must have been residuals from the pain meds running that show :yesnod:

What did you do the rest of the day? Watch Oprah and do some scrapbooking?

[Sea Six]

ROSS store? don't have them here.:toetap:

At ROSS stores, you can find in-season, name-brand apparel, accessories and footwear for the entire family.

:yesnod:

[Jeff '79]

My wife dragged my ass through two different ROSS stores for a combined total of three trips. I didn't offend anybody or piss my wife off bitching the whole time. Must have been residuals from the pain meds running that show :yesnod:

Damn man !!! How'd you do it ??? You sound just like me, except now she doesn't make me go anymore...:hurray: She really gets pissed when I whip my camera out, on those very rare trips to Wal-Mart for oil....:lolsmile:

[Sea Six]

ROSS is kind of like the ZOMBOCOM of apparel stores.

:yesnod:

[MEC5LADY]

:skep: I don't believe it for a minute. BRB off to talk to your wife and if it is true ask her secret for keeping a male quiet. :leaving:

[DJ_Critterus]

:yesnod:


Or, make earth-shattering "PCCCCHHHHH, PCCHHHH, PCCCHHHH" noises with every step they take.

That's sure to get the jello wiggling :ack:

[DJ_Critterus]

I went to one ROSS tonight. There was hardly anyone there. I'm guessing the same was true at the stores you frequented today, and that is why you were able to make it without offending anyone. :yesnod: :lol:

Three trips but only two ROSS stores? Your wife disobeyed two rules:

(1) Never leave anything at ROSS that you think you might want, as it is liable to be gone when you return. (She must have done this if you had to go back there!)

(2) If you actually get your Significant Other to go to ROSS with you, do not risk angering him (and him never wanting to go with you again) by taking him back to a ROSS you've already visited!!!

ps I'm still impressed, as you must have also managed to avoid angering the store security and the cashier since you said you didn't piss anyone off. :lol:


Disclaimer: This post assumes that you didn't piss off skinny folks while leaving the heffalumps in peace. :rofl:

1) didn't find what she wanted at the first one,but found something close. Found it at the second. Had to go back tot he first one to do the refund thing. they actually made one cue line for the registers and started yelling, "Next in line , please." I was surprised it only took 10 minutes of waiting instead of the normal three days.

2) I was so doped up I couldn't have cared less. Plus, we went to Best Buy next door and bought a Sony Internet TV/Blu Ray device which I am loving.