I'm gonna rant every damn time...

[lspencer534]

I get another fecking issue of Auto Enthusiast magazine! (With your permission) My blood pressure was a bit low today, so I decided to look at the issue that arrived today. Hmmm...multi-page interview at Jay Leno's garage...might not be too bad. Wrong. They talked about bikes and cars I'd never heard off, and an Olds Tornado that Jay had modified with 1,000 HP. WGARA. Then an article about a modified C2 coupe that looks like Saturday night in the 'hood. They should call the damn rag HotRod Enthusiast. You have to find these 'intriguing' articles after burrowing through pages of ads; every article even has a 2-page ad between the article cover sheet and the article.

I don't care if the average employee at Amos Publishing knew or didn't know about the change from Corvette Enthusiast to Auto Enthusiast when they took my renewal money. Somebody fecking knew! And they're nothing but a low-life, scum-sucking, dick-blowing, sheep-screwing, puppy-drowning, pedophile-porn-watching, limp-dick, Prius-driving, limp-wristed, Lady Gaga-watching, ass-munching, peter-puffing, crooked piece of monkey shit!

[atomic punk]

don't sugar coat it. tell us how u really feel....

[JRD77VET]

........ Somebody fecking knew! And they're nothing but a low-life, scum-sucking, dick-blowing, sheep-screwing, puppy-drowning, pedophile-porn-watching, limp-dick, Prius-driving, limp-wristed, Lady Gaga-watching, ass-munching, peter-puffing, crooked piece of monkey shit!


You really shouldn't hold in these feelings. You need to express yourself to find an inner peace. :)













:willy:

:lolsmile:

[MEC5LADY]

I bet your blood pressure is through the roof right now. Try a nice long bath and a hot drink or is it a hot bath with a long drink?:o_o:

[ChasC5]

All Right ... :above:

[ChasC5]

I bet your blood pressure is through the roof right now. Try a nice long bath and a hot drink or is it a hot bath with a long drink?:o_o:

Guys, Baths and Drink don't do together ... ever in my world. :confused5:

I don't even want to think about a Guy in a Bath Tub getting Drunk. :o_o:

[Sea Six]

I'm gonna rant every damn time... (With your permission)

You have my permission to rant only for another half-hour.

Please end your rant promptly on time.

[Sea Six]

Guys, Baths and Drink don't do together ... ever in my world. :confused5:

I don't even want to think about a Guy in a Bath Tub getting Drunk. :o_o:

I routinely get quite drunk in my hot tub. If it's after dark I don't even bother with swim trunks.


I'm not known as the naked neighbor for nothin' around here.


Go ahead. TRY to not think about that. :)








:cheers:

[lspencer534]

You have my permission to rant only for another half-hour.

Please end your rant promptly on time.

To the Honorable Senator from La-La Land, Northern District of Pluto, I request another hour of authentic Western gibberish! I ask that debate be closed, and that this request be passed by acclamation! Harump!

Edit: I request that the request be amended to "authentic Frontier gibberish".

[Sea Six]

To the Honorable Senator from La-La Land, Northern District of Pluto, I request another hour of authentic Western gibberish! I ask that debate be closed, and that this request be passed by acclamation! Harump!

The request for additional time is granted. :smash:


The gentleman (snort) from Mississippi is now recognized.

[JRD77VET]

I routinely get quite drunk in my hot tub. If it's after dark I don't even bother with swim trunks.


I'm not known as the naked neighborhood for nothin' around here.


Go ahead. TRY to not think about that. :)








:cheers:


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:lolsmile: :lolsmile: :lolsmile: :lolsmile: :lolsmile:

[Sea Six]

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:lolsmile: :lolsmile: :lolsmile: :lolsmile: :lolsmile:

That's a pretty accurate assessment of the reaction I get.

:eek:

[ChasC5]

I routinely get quite drunk in my hot tub. If it's after dark I don't even bother with swim trunks.


I'm not known as the naked neighborhood for nothin' around here.


Go ahead. TRY to not think about that. :)



:cheers:

Hot Tubs count ... Big Out-Doors Hot Tubs :iagree:

But Bath Tubs? :confused5:

I have no idea how much my Jet Tub cost, but I'm sure I've only been in it once. Now my Multi-Jet Shower ... is the BOMB! :above:

[Blademaker]

Meds wearing off? :lolsmile:

Go pour another dose :cheers:

[ChasC5]

Ok ... I'll try it ... :D

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b137/chasc5/BEAM.jpg

[Allan]

Guys, Baths and Drink don't do together ... ever in my world. :confused5:

I don't even want to think about a Guy in a Bath Tub getting Drunk. :o_o:

Not even w/a Red Head with Big T***s?

[Sea Six]

Hot Tubs count ... Big Out-Doors Hot Tubs :iagree:

But Bath Tubs? :confused5:

I have no idea how much my Jet Tub cost, but I'm sure I've only been in it once. Now my Multi-Jet Shower ... is the BOMB! :above:

It's funny how common it is for those who have the jet tubs inside their houses say they either never use them, or have hardly ever used them.

I used to want one... but now I'm just thinking of going with a larger shower with the multi-jet thing when I get around to remodeling my bathroom.

Chas, what would you recommend... installing a jet tub, or going without it completely?

:waiting:

[xXBUDXx]

I get just about as worked up when I get my paws on the latest issue of Hustler. :above:

[Sea Six]

Not even w/a Red Head with Big T***s?

Hey hey hey... my hair isn't red.





















And I don't have big tits either.

[ChasC5]

It's funny how common it is for those who have the jet tubs inside their houses say they either never use them, or have hardly ever used them.

I used to want one... but now I'm just thinking of going with a larger shower with the multi-jet thing when I get around to remodeling my bathroom.

Chas, what would you recommend... installing a jet tub, or going without it completely?

:waiting:

I have the room for both, so I have both. So if you can sit two in the shower, why have a tub.

Besides, my Wife uses the tub every day. I had to replace the builders water heater with a larger capacity and better efficient heater to better accommodate both the shower and tub.

Sorry to hi-jack the post, but it does have to do with relaxing. :D

[Blademaker]

Last time I jumped outta my hottub nekkid, neighbor lady screamed, then went lesbo.:skep:

[Sea Six]

I have the room for both, so I have both. So if you can sit two in the shower, why have a tub.

Besides, my Wife uses the tub every day. I had to replace the builders water heater with a larger capacity and better efficient heater to better accommodate both the shower and tub.

Sorry to hi-jack the post, but it does have to do with relaxing. :D

That is something to think about.

:beer:

[Sea Six]

Last time I jumped outta my hottub nekkid, neighbor lady screamed, then went lesbo.:skep:

At least it wasn't a neighbor dude screaming and going gay.

:eek:

[Blademaker]

At least it wasn't a neighbor dude screaming and going gay.

:eek:

Point taken :rofl:

[lspencer534]

I get just about as worked up when I get my paws on the latest issue of Hustler. :above:

Amos publishes Hustler, too? That doesn't surprise me! If anybody can feck up feckin', it'd be Amos. I read...uh, 'heard' that someone once wrote Hustler requesting more pics of...shall we say,... 'cheese remnants' around the ole...shall we say, 'wishing well' of the models. I mean, how fecking nasty can one get??? They didn't even specify American, cheddar, gorgonzola, Swiss, etc. How gauche! ("I'm fine--how gauche it with you?" Har-har!)

[lspencer534]

Last time I jumped outta my hottub nekkid, neighbor lady screamed, then went lesbo.:skep:

I don't get it....

[Sea Six]

I don't get it....

I'm guessing he means she was so incredibly turned off by seeing Blademaker, that she didn't ever want to see another paynis ever again.

:eek:

[Blademaker]

I'm guessing he means she was so incredibly turned off by seeing Blademaker, that she didn't ever want to see another paynis ever again.

:eek:

:yesnod: This :lolsmile:

Fuggin dyke

[ChasC5]

I don't get it....

quá nhiều = too Much = Vietnamese translation :D

[lspencer534]

I'm guessing he means she was so incredibly turned off by seeing Blademaker, that she didn't ever want to see another paynis ever again.

:eek:

Well, sheit, who wouldn't? Or yours, too, for that matter. Not that I would know, of course. And not that there's anything wrong with that. Wait! There sure the hell is something wrong with that! Those assholes at Amos Publishing are a bunch of damn peter-puffing, limp-wristed, Prius-driving....you take it from here--I'm gonna fix another quart of drinks. BRBBBBBB! Thank you, ossifer.

[Blademaker]

I'm gonna fix another quart of drinks. BRBBBBBB! Thank you, ossifer.

Saalud :cheers:

[Sea Six]

Well, as long as everyone else is having one, I suppose I will, too.

:beer: