I'm Skeered....May Not Live Through the Night

[Bill]

So I'm sitting here, trying to Netflix (yeah, it's a verb now) a movie for the evening, when the dog (sitting on the couch next to me) lets out a Gozar quality fart. In comparison, breathing phosgene would probably be better. Now, while I am gasping for air, the streaming Blu-ray player shuts off. It. Was. The. Cat. The cat shut off the streaming device. With its paw. And it doesn't even have opposable thumbs. I'm concerned that if I survive the weapons-grade gas attack, that the kitten may have something even more diabolical planned after I fall asleep. What if I choose the wrong movie?

:ohnoes:

[DukeAllen]

First, find something better to do than VB for your last night on earth. Then make the cat smell the dog farts. It will be too sick to plot against you.

[Stangkiller]

I think it's safe to bet the cat is plotting against you. No movie selection will ever prevent that!

[Milton Fox]

http://melissasdesignshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/WomVulture-copy.jpg....sweet dreams! :seasix:

[ApexOversteer]

Dude, stream The Lion King and hakuna matatta...

['77Babe]

First, find something better to do than VB for your last night on earth. Then make the cat smell the dog farts. It will be too sick to plot against you.

Ha! Who do you think fed the dog with the ingredients to create the Gozar cocktail? :lol:

[Bill]

Updates:

1) I'm still alive.

2) There was indeed another attack during the night. I let the dog out, and the kitten (who has an appointment to be spayed) ran out, too. In retrieving the kitten, guess who had both hands scratched?


Maybe it's time to look at a life insurance policy.


:ohnoes:

[69camfrk]

Guessin' you made it!:D

[Bill]

Guessin' you made it!:D

I did, but when I got up this morning, I found all the towels on the towel rack neatly lined up.

Sleeping with the Enemy Theme - YouTube

:ohnoes:

[Y2Kvert4me]

the kitten (who has an appointment to be spayed) ran out, too. In retrieving the kitten, guess who had both hands scratched?


Maybe it's time to look at a life insurance policy.


:ohnoes:Declawing is prolly cheaper than the life insurance.

You can't remove their desire to overthrow you, but you can take away their tools of destruction. :D

[Bill]

Declawing is prolly cheaper than the life insurance.

You can't remove their desire to overthrow you, but you can take away their tools of destruction. :D

My Mom (who adopted the other cat, but returned this one, if you've been following the saga) wanted to have her declawed, too. I just can't do that. It's cruel, and, once she is fixed, I plan on letting her outside again, it would leave her defenseless from predators.

I guess my only real option now is, to designate a beneficiary for my Barn Stall, one of my most prized personal possessions. The sofa is up for grabs, too, but I'm guessing no one will want it by the time the cat gets through with it.

[Chuck A]

Very funny indeed

[LATB]

My Mom (who adopted the other cat, but returned this one, if you've been following the saga) wanted to have her declawed, too. I just can't do that. It's cruel, and, once she is fixed, I plan on letting her outside again, it would leave her defenseless from predators.

I guess my only real option now is, to designate a beneficiary for my Barn Stall, one of my most prized personal possessions. The sofa is up for grabs, too, but I'm guessing no one will want it by the time the cat gets through with it.

:iagree:

[DukeAllen]

My Mom (who adopted the other cat, but returned this one, if you've been following the saga) wanted to have her declawed, too. I just can't do that. It's cruel, and, once she is fixed, I plan on letting her outside again, it would leave her defenseless from predators.

I guess my only real option now is, to designate a beneficiary for my Barn Stall, one of my most prized personal possessions. The sofa is up for grabs, too, but I'm guessing no one will want it by the time the cat gets through with it.

Can I have your barn bucks? :D:lol:

[99 pewtercoupe]

My Mom (who adopted the other cat, but returned this one, if you've been following the saga) wanted to have her declawed, too. I just can't do that. It's cruel, and, once she is fixed, I plan on letting her outside again, it would leave her defenseless from predators.

I guess my only real option now is, to designate a beneficiary for my Barn Stall, one of my most prized personal possessions. The sofa is up for grabs, too, but I'm guessing no one will want it by the time the cat gets through with it.

Agreed. Even though our cats never go out we have not had them declawed because we feel that it is a cruel ting to do. If you cant stand to deal with a little clawing you should probably look at another type of household pet

[DukeAllen]

If you don't get them declawed, how will your dog eat them? :D

:leaving:

[Bill]

Can I have your barn bucks? :D:lol:

Sure, if you agree to take the couch, too.

[DukeAllen]

Sure, if you agree to take the couch, too.

Deal. As long as you can email the couch :D

[Jobaka]

Agreed. Even though our cats never go out we have not had them declawed because we feel that it is a cruel ting to do. If you cant stand to deal with a little clawing you should probably look at another type of household pet

:iagree:


We have 2 indoor cats. We clip their claws with a toenail clipper. They don't seem to mind it and it really cuts down on bloodshed.

[Bill]

Deal. As long as you can email the couch :D

If you can talk the executor of my vast estate into that, more power to you. Now, I have to go find an executor for my estate. BRB

[Sneaks]

I did, but when I got up this morning, I found all the towels on the towel rack neatly lined up.

:ohnoes:

That's the first sign of the Catpocalypse. RUN!!!!!!!!
:leaving:

[DukeAllen]

If you can talk the executor of my vast estate into that, more power to you. Now, I have to go find an executor for my estate. BRB

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