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Bill
01-30-2015, 12:47pm
Considerate Officer Delivers Pizza After Arresting Delivery Guy

by Khushbu Shah Jan 30 2015, 11:23a @KhushAndOJ

Where pizza delivery is concerned, the police in New York State don't mess around. According to Only Oswego, an officer pulled over a pizza delivery driver in Illinois for driving through a parking lot to avoid a red light earlier this week. The officer realized the driver — who was in the middle of his shift — and his passenger had drug paraphernalia in the car. Upon taking the two into custody, the officer decided to complete the delivery to the hungry customer himself.


"We try to do all we can to help our residents, but I think this is the first time we've delivered a pizza."

Police Chief Jeff Burgner told the paper, "We try to do all we can to help our residents, but I think this is the first time we've delivered a pizza." A post on the Oswego Police's Facebook page hilariously reveals that a "confused resident accepted the pizza, and was very glad that the police were there to deliver the pizza, rather than talk to them."

This isn't the first time a police officer finished a delivery for a pizzeria driver. Last year in Oregon, after a Pizza Hut delivery driver was injured in a car accident while on the job, two officers who responded to the scene completed the delivery on his behalf.


So let me get this straight.....cops pull over a pizza delivery guy and find drug paraphernalia? Them guys was straight up profiled.

Mike Mercury
01-30-2015, 1:26pm
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1949863.1411498967!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/pizza24n-2-web.jpg

Jobaka
01-30-2015, 2:09pm
:funny: That would be a real "Oh, shit" moment for me since I only have pizza delivered when I'm too fvcked up to go get it myself.

Bill
01-30-2015, 2:19pm
:funny: That would be a real "Oh, shit" moment for me since I only have pizza delivered when I'm too fvcked up to go get it myself.

a "confused resident accepted the pizza, and was very glad that the police were there to deliver the pizza, rather than talk to them."



Do you remember what toppings you ordered on that pizza?


:dance:

Jobaka
01-30-2015, 2:21pm
Do you remember what toppings you ordered on that pizza?


:dance:

No worries, I'm protected by the 4th amendment. Uh, oh. Another "Oh, shit" moment.

LATB
01-30-2015, 2:37pm
So let me get this straight.....cops pull over a pizza delivery guy and find drug paraphernalia? Them guys was straight up profiled.

Profiling IS (or was before PC) part of law enforcement.

Chuck A
01-30-2015, 3:20pm
was he speeding
pun intended

Craig
01-30-2015, 3:42pm
Well, it couldn't have been weed in the car...or the pizza would never have made it to the customer.

Kerrmudgeon
01-30-2015, 4:10pm
Hmmmm.....how much do you tip a cop when he delivers your pizza? :rofl:

VITE1
01-30-2015, 4:19pm
Profiling IS (or was before PC) part of law enforcement.

:iagree:

Bill
01-30-2015, 4:48pm
Hmmmm.....how much do you tip a cop when he delivers your pizza? :rofl:

I'm trying to figure out how the pizza business got paid for the pizza. I doubt the guy who ordered it paid the cops at the door. Maybe he mailed a check to the pizza joint (pun intended) later that day?

Perhaps they used "asset forfeiture" to steal the pizza from the owner of the pizza, the pizza shop?

"All your pizza is now belong to us."

Kerrmudgeon
01-30-2015, 5:11pm
I'm trying to figure out how the pizza business got paid for the pizza. I doubt the guy who ordered it paid the cops at the door. Maybe he mailed a check to the pizza joint (pun intended) later that day?

Perhaps they used "asset forfeiture" to steal the pizza from the owner of the pizza, the pizza shop?

"All your pizza is now belong to us."

I'm surprised it didn't make it's way to the lunch table at headquarters! :sneaks:

Bill
01-30-2015, 5:15pm
I'm surprised it didn't make it's way to the lunch table at headquarters! :sneaks:

They probably used the "pretexted" delivery to do a warrantless search of the foyer of the home of the person who ordered the pizza. Who knows what other crimes they might discover once gaining entry to the home?